君が知らないマダオ[5]

Also known as Du Gong's reason for not coming to update. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

This column was contributed by the friendship of the name and the line.

About the author: The name and the line of years, with a steady and steady policy, pushed 2-4 before the Raiders diligent liver to an average of 50 bulldozers.

Minghe, also known as Song Gong, a part-time translator of Japanese games, once stayed awake for three days in order to translate, and only ate a bowl of beef noodles the next day. However, after three days of translation, the reward was not enough to buy the same bowl of beef noodles.

"Translation is a kind of love, and bursting the liver is an attitude towards life." Song Gong once believed in this, and used calligraphy like a three-year-old child to write it on paper and stick it on the wall. However, three days later, the words were torn off and replaced with "cherish life, stay away from bursting liver". The handwriting clearly shows that the writer's hand is no longer holding the brush.

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its seventeenth.

I don't know if it's because of the name of the cake man, Du Gong's four roommates all like to eat cakes.

A **** raised a knife to urge the change, and saw four people in his room, only Lu Gong was present.

So I asked Lu Gong: Where is Zhonggong?

Lu: Raise your head and go over the tower.

Me: Where's the Bakery?

Lu: Find a toilet to practice boxing.

Me: Where is Du Gong?

Lu: The idea is updated.

After that, the three of them went back to bed one after another. I saw that each man had a pie in his hand, and asked why.

Me: What is the meaning of the mille-feuille mentioned by Zhonggong?

CD: I'm going to go to the top of the paragraph, so that I can make a thousand points every day.

Me: What do you mean by the beef patty mentioned by the bakery?

Cake: I want to be strong and healthy, so that I can be strong.

Me: What is the meaning of Du Gong's wife's cake?

Du: I have been single for a long time, and I would like to have a confidant, and my red sleeves will add fragrance.

Me: Since you are seeking a confidant, why do you carry ten pounds in your hand?

Du Gong sighed: "Don't you hear about the affairs of the three palaces and six courts, the eldest husband should be like this!" ”

On that day, Du Gong was sent to the Inquisition to be burned at the stake to be purified with his wife's cake, and was not renewed.

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its eighteenth.

Although Song Gong's liver-bursting translation did not earn him a bowl of beef noodles, it gave Song Gong a reason to mock Du Gong on the other hand. After the text of the liver was delivered, Song Gong found Du Gong with a Japanese sword.

Me: Du Gong, Song fought 100,000 words of translation text in three days.

Du: Brother Song is fierce and diligent, and I admire him very much.

Me: Du Gong, Song has this great wish, with great perseverance, and has this great achievement. Why doesn't Du Gong follow suit, isn't it also helpful for you to update?

Du Gong stroked his palm and chuckled: What's so difficult about this, see if I have more than 100,000 words in three days.

So Song Gong covered his liver and returned. Although the liver burst made him lie on a folding chair for three days and couldn't get up, he finally found Du Gong again.

Me: Du Gong, have you more than 100,000 words?

Du: It's inevitable to be confident.

Me: Hugh has to talk about him left and right, where is the 100,000-word update?

Du: Well, the new setting of 100,000 words has been circling in my mind for a long time, so you can take a thought sharing device and I'll send it to you.

On that day, Du Gong was taken to the black clinic for craniotomy and was not updated.

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its nineteenth.

Crazy friends, living opposite Du Gong, his person is as quiet as a virgin, moving like a virgin, known as the last good boy of the mecha operation department.

Du Gongsu came from the last conscience of the mecha operation department, but no one recognized him, and he was jealous, saying: This will be a great traitor, deceive the world and steal fame, Wang Mang and others!

So Du Gong worked hard, opened a bunk, and slept night and night, but in fact, he peeked at the friend's behavior in the crack of the door.

One night, I raised a knife to urge Du Gong, but Du Gong grabbed me.

Du Gong's eyes were blazing: This fang is finally lonely and unbearable, and he is about to show his feet!

I hurriedly hid behind the door.

I saw that my friend took advantage of his roommate's sleep, quietly got out of bed, looked weird, and after turning on the computer, a Japanese female voice came out soon.

A moment later, there was another "beep beep" sound.

Du Gongxi was overjoyed and shouted: It's going to explode today, no, it's a good guy with a broken golden body and teeth! Brother Song and I are a witness!

Me: Du Gong and slow ......

Du Gong had already used the Land Flying Technique, took me to a leap, and came behind Yougong.

Du Gong pulled the panicked friend away and said, "Kou Ji Kou, let me see which teacher it is, there is the sound of the earth shaking the mountains!"

He looked intently, only to see a bumpy man hand on the screen spraying light, suppressing the dinosaur monster to the ground, beeping and beeping......

Du Gong stumbled under his feet, spurting blood from his mouth, covering his chest with one hand, and pointing at Yougong with the other, saying: You, you...... You actually got up in the middle of the night to watch "Bump Man"! It's crazy! Burst!

That day, Du Gong suffered a huge mental shock, lost too much blood, and did not renew. After that night, Yougong was known as mad.

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its twenties.

Spring is the season to get everything moving.

Maha Shiyun: "Red beans are born in the south, and a few branches are sent in spring." ”

Following the example of his predecessors, the cake man chanted the famous sentence that earned him the title of a drunken poet in the mecha operation department among the spring flowers:

Red beans are born in the south, a few hairs in spring, ah, ah~~~--Cake Gong

Immediately, he once again collapsed in an unknown toilet because of his strong practice of Wulong Huzhu Quan [OGC], and the cleaning aunt found out and notified Du Gong to carry it back.

I took the opportunity of visiting the patient to go to Du Gong's dormitory to ask about the update.

Me: Du Gong, the cake man has gradually stopped, but he has been practicing diligently every day, and the things that have disappeared are still able to give up his life and forget death, and persist every day. Renewal is a matter for the elderly, and it is not for Du Gong to do it, but not for it.

Du: Song Gong, you don't know, it's because the cake gong has been practicing diligently, so I can't update it.

Me: I see that you have set up the curtain and bedspread, and the defense system is complete, why can't you update it?

Du: Xiang Sun Cake Gong up and down, punching like the wind, with its strength, it can still be self-sustaining; Now yin and void, if no one takes care of it, when you are detached, you will return your life to the nine springs, and you can't waste it.

Me: Then why not let it go? If he collapses to death, then Du Gong has no bad smell to disturb, and no need to take care of it.

Du Gong sighed: In life, righteousness should be the most important. I am the head of a room, and all the gentlemen in the room are called the room seat on weekdays, and I am very respectful, and my roommates are in trouble, how can I stand by and do nothing? Alas, because of this, the update has been delayed, and since ancient times, loyalty and righteousness cannot be both!

Me: Du Gong Gaoyi, Song Mou bowed, at this time the meal has arrived, why not go up with a small stove, I still have a bottle of good wine, drink two glasses?

Du: Good, without further ado, let's go!

Du Gong's roommate Zhong Cheng was busy with the upper paragraph, and immediately called Du Gong when he heard the words.

Middle: Room seat, I'm in the middle of the last section, kneeling and begging to bring food!

Du Gong didn't hesitate: Get out.

On that day, Du Gong was knocked unconscious by a wine bottle and sent to the hospital, and there was no update.