Anyway, you can still eat with a burden, this is a technical job, I didn't see you stop along the way, while walking with a burden, while opening the suitcase on the burden, you can take out something to eat, you can.

But there are a lot of pastries and sweets left at noon, you have to have five or six catties, you will eat them all directly, forget it, who made you Zhu Bajie, it's delicious, it's delicious, I'm not picky, it's not that I have to eat those desserts, just eat anything.

"Then you take something else to eat. ”

Zhu Bajie shook his head expressionlessly, and said, "There is no food left, why don't the master send the senior brother to make some fasting rice." ”

Zhu Bajie's words made me stunned for a moment.

I was silent for a few seconds, and then said to Sun Wukong, "Wukong, take out the stick." ”

Sun Wukong obviously had guessed what I was thinking, and reached out to conjure up the golden hoop stick, but at this time, the golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand was only about a foot long, and the fingers were thick, which looked more like a whip.

"You idiot, you're not honest in front of Master!"

Zhu Bajie, who didn't know my temper, saw that my face was cold, stood there at a loss, and vividly showed me what it means to be stupid.

Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie, I won't say anything if you are greedy, you have eaten up five or six catties of desserts alone, I don't blame you for anything, such a fat head is placed here, eat more if it is delicious, who made me such an easy-going master.

But now that you have eaten alone without saying a word, you still dare to lie and try to hide it privately!

I have long expected that you are such a good person to eat, it is impossible for you to go on the road without bringing something to eat, and this luggage is obviously several times heavier than before, when you pick it up, the flat burden is bent into something, as long as you are not blind, you can see at a glance that the suitcase contains a lot of heavy things, you now tell me that there is no food in the suitcase, what are you carrying this afternoon?

I pointed to my suitcase and said, "What's in it?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head and said, "The apprentice doesn't know, I think it's the change of clothes of the master and the senior brother." ”

Change your sister's clothes!Okay, you pig Bajie, I was thinking about how to get along with you before, and now you are pretending to be stupid with me, right?

didn't need my instructions, the quick-eyed Monkey King jumped over and opened the suitcase, so shocked that Zhu Bajie only let out an exclamation, and he didn't have time to stop it.

I was embarrassed to see the contents of my suitcase.

Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie, you can really do it, I can't see that you can still do such a delicate storage work with such a big man.

How did you fit so many flatbreads into such a small box! It's a miracle that you didn't break the box!

Flatbread, thick large dry bread, dead dough, visually nine inches, thickened.

Do you want to make a face, you actually told me that you don't know what's in the box! You tell me where the two boxes full of flatbread came from! Did I rob Gao Laozhuang's pastry shop!

You say, did you throw away all my luggage, did the box contain all the bread! Are you a pig or a cake essence?

Seeing the mountains of flatbread that have been packed all the way to the mouth of the box, I really suspect that this black pig threw my luggage and threw me anything, but if you dare to touch those two magic hoops, you will die!

Worried about losing the band, I quickly got up to check the box.

Zhu Bajie saw me rushing over, and thought that I was going to grab food, so he hurriedly said: "Master, don't take more, just have enough for a full meal!"

The piles of dough were packed in cloth, and the suitcase, which was not very large, was stuffed to the brim, and I tried to carry it, but I couldn't carry it, and I couldn't do anything to check the contents of the box.

I hurriedly instructed Sun Wukong: "Wukong! Quick, take out all these cakes!"

Sun Wukong picked up the cloth bag containing more than a dozen flatbreads with one hand, and when he heard me say that he was going to take out all the cakes, Zhu Bajie hurriedly circled around the suitcase.

"Master, if you and your brother are hungry, it's okay to eat a few more, just leave a few for your apprentice!"

Am I going to grab food from you! Nima, Lao Tzu hasn't fallen to the point of grabbing food with a pig! I'm worried about my two hoops!

Sun Wukong took out four or five cloth bags containing bread in a row, and I saw the luggage at the bottom of the box, although it had been flattened by these flatbreads, fortunately, there was nothing missing.

Zhu Bajie saw the layer of luggage at the bottom of the box and complained in a low voice.

"This box is also very small, and there is a lot of luggage, so it can't hold more food. ”

Your uncle, you still think I have a lot of fucking luggage! I also think my box is small! Tomorrow I will find a carpenter to make you two big boxes and let you pick two refrigerators, believe it or not!

I flipped out my luggage and saw that the two hoops were still there, and I was relieved, "Wukong, put them back on." ”

The monkey understood my mind very well, and carefully wrapped the two magic hoops and put them at the bottom of the box, and then put the flatbread back into the box one by one, and finally took only one in his hand.

Zhu Bajie saw that Sun Wukong only took a big cake, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Since there is still some food, please use it first." ”

I want you to pretend to be polite with me here now! This is called some food, believe it or not, these two boxes of dry cakes are enough for me and Sun Wukong to eat for half a year!

Zhu Bajie continued: "If you want to come to the amount of food for the master and the senior brother, half a cake is enough. ”

I'll wipe it! Zhu Bajie, you're too much! With so much food, you are even reluctant to give me a whole one! Believe it or not, I'll let Sun Wukong kill you right now!

Seeing that my face was wrong, Sun Wukong knew that I was really a little angry, so he handed the dough to me with both hands, and said with a smile: "Master Mo Li is angry with this idiot, please eat some first." ”

Also, why should I be angry with a pig, I comforted myself and calmed down.

I still looked at Zhu Bajie with some displeasure, and said, "Bajie, you brought this pot of helmet dry cakes from Gao Laozhuang?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head without thinking about it and said: "This is the master's luggage, how can the apprentice know." ”

Zhu Bajie's words made the anger I had just suppressed rise again.

Don't admit it, forget it, dare to push it on me!

Buddha, the disciple has been practicing the precepts since he became a monk, although he has not been able to identify the Dharma in his heart, but he has never dared to do anything that violates the precepts.

Wukong! Bring the 40-meter pig-killing knife for the teacher!

Seeing Zhu Bajie's clumsy performance, Sun Wukong went up and grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear, "Idiot, how can you talk to Master? Don't we know about those pots and helmets you have hidden? I saw them all when you asked the former mother-in-law to fill the cake with you." ”

It turned out that these cakes were asked by the pig's head to find the ex-mother-in-law, and the old man was too sincere, and the amount was really enough.

What's wrong with me today, I haven't been angry for a long time, and today I'm actually angry about this pig.

I sighed and said, "Forget it, let's eat something first." ”

I originally wanted to turn the page and leave this matter at bay, but this damn pig's head still dares to mumble.

"Master, when you named your disciples, you talked about the seven precepts and one fast, and you taught your disciples that you don't eat in the middle of the day, and you fast in the middle of the day. ”

I'll rub it! This thing dares to talk back, I'm going! And you have a pretty good memory, ah? And you teach me what I taught you before!

"Okay, then let's stop eating, let's rest. ”

I glanced over, "Wukong, you are so busy taking care of your luggage tonight, don't let people steal things." ”

Hearing me say that everyone is not allowed to eat, Zhu Bajie hurriedly changed his words and said: "If the master is hungry, the apprentice should naturally accompany the master to eat some." ”

I can't cure you yet!

Alas, after such a toss, the feeling of exhaustion suddenly came up, and I didn't bother to worry about anything with this Zhu Bajie who couldn't chat.

In fact, I just need to eat a little bit so that I don't starve, and I'm not a greedy person, basically except for celery, I don't care about what is delicious or not, as long as it is something that Buddhism allows to eat, no matter whether it is salty or light, I can swallow it.

I let out a long sigh, sat directly on the ground by the fire regardless of the image, patted the ground beside me, and motioned for Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie to sit down as well.

Zhu Bajie unceremoniously picked up a flatbread with one hand, and then sat down next to me.

Sun Wukong held the dough cake in both hands and sent it to me, "Master, please use it." ”

It's still our monkey monkey who is sensible and knows how to respect and be orderly.

In fact, I know that Sun Wukong usually doesn't eat very well, if he can meet mountain fruits and wild dates along the way, Sun Wukong will pick them off, pick out the full and beautiful ones and send them to me, and the rest will be used as snacks and eaten all the way.

When it came to lunch, every time Sun Wukong went out to look for food, he only found enough for me alone, and occasionally when the portion was more, I saw him eat with me.

Sometimes I even wonder if Sun Wukong doesn't need to eat at all, after all, people have been crushed at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years without eating or starving to death.

No, it's not that I didn't eat, Sun Wukong's meals three times a day were torture that I couldn't even think of.

Take the bread, don't say it, the weight of this bread is really real, and it is even a little overwhelming, and you have to eat the whole bread and even be able to hold it.

I flipped the cake in my hand, thinking that I couldn't finish it anyway, so I might as well share it with Sun Wukong.

I looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Wukong, let's share a cake with the teacher." ”

Sun Wukong listened to my words, nodded happily, and waited expectantly for me to break the bread and distribute it to him, like a pet waiting for the owner to feed him.

I remembered that when I first rescued Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong was still very restrained in front of me, and at that time, I just shared a cake with him to open the door of Sun Wukong's heart.

Thinking about Sun Wukong, he didn't have a team to open his heart at the beginning, maybe this pig's head didn't treat me sincerely.

Yes, even if it is my own son, there is also a filial son and a rebellious son, not to mention that he is just an apprentice, maybe I have been with Sun Wukong's filial apprentice for too long, and I unconsciously have the superiority and high profile of being a master.

In fact, if you think about it, what am I in this scripture-learning team?

I can't do anything, I can't carry my shoulders, I can't lift my hands, and if I don't ride a horse, the maximum speed of walking is five kilometers per hour. You can't beat the beasts, you can't defeat the demons, and you don't even know the way, so this mouth is left to speak.

Fortunately, I can speak with this mouth, and I can chat with people wherever I go, and inquire about the Tao, but I am such a mortal, why should I be the master of these big monsters.

Besides, although these two apprentices of mine are all strange-shaped monsters now, they are both immortals in the sky.

Monkey King, the general director of the Heavenly Court Fruit Plantation, whether the Queen Mother's peach will bloom depends on the mood of this monkey.

If you want to say that Monkey King is a false position, then Marshal Tianpeng, who is in charge of the Tianhe Water Army, has real power.

And what about me, a young man from Erbi who graduated from high school and worked here and there, but he was still a mortal after being reborn as a monk here, how did I suddenly have the confidence to be someone else's master.

After calming down and thinking about it, I realized that I had indeed drifted a little bit lately, and it was time to take my attention.

For the attitude of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, I must be a bowl of water, after all, under the influence of so many years of film and television works, subconsciously I have long regarded Sun Wukong as an omnipotent hero, and now Sun Wukong is respectful to me and does not complain, I naturally like this apprentice very much, and sometimes I really treat him as my own son.

But for Zhu Bajie, I don't need to deliberately target him for anything, how to say that I am also a master and an elder, these two apprentices are equivalent to my children, and adults can't be more ignorant than children.

I thought about breaking the bread in my hand evenly into the same size, but it backfired, and I broke the bread into one big and one small, the big one so big, and the small one so small.

Forget it, I knew that even if I gave the big one to Sun Wukong, the monkey, I would refuse, so I gave him the small half.

I still can't finish the bread in my hand, so I simply divide the cake in my hand into two again, this time it is very evenly divided, two pieces are big on one side.

I kept one piece for myself and handed the other one to Zhu Bajie next to me.

This pig's head is holding a large cake in one hand, and the large cake that was originally nine inches in size looks much smaller in Zhu Bajie's big black hand.

Zhu Bajie looked at me with his pair of dead fish eyes, and he didn't speak, and he didn't come to pick me up.

What are you doing stupidly pigs, don't just look at it, take it.

Alas, forget it, adults have to coax and chase after the children to feed, so they should feed the children.

I took the initiative to speak: "Bajie, Fang is impatient for the teacher, Mo Jiehuai, this cake is divided into three points, you and I master and apprentice eat together, and we must support each other on the way to learn the scriptures in the future, don't be afraid of the master's chatter, eat." ”

Although there are about 40 people in the scripture-learning team, including the immortals who hide in the clouds all day long and are lazy, only four of us master and apprentice are really walking on the ground.

Ryoma doesn't count, it's just a means of transportation to make up for my physical deficiencies.

Although the team is not large, only four people, but I don't want the next road to be completed in a discordant atmosphere, the team tacit understanding is to be cultivated, and the stability of the team is also maintained by people.

Maybe the task of picking up the burden of luggage is assigned to Zhu Bajie, but the burden of building a team is always on my shoulders, alas, it's not easy to be a leader.