I accepted the apprentice, Zhu Bajie returned to the right path, Gao Taigong's family retreated from the monster, although several people who had a very unharmonious relationship sat together, and this lunch was also very harmonious.

While eating, Zhu Bajie said: "Father-in-law, tell me to come out to meet my master and brother." ”

As soon as Zhu Bajie said this, Gao Taigong's face changed slightly, and he didn't speak.

Sun Wukong was happy, "Since you are a monk, you are a monk, where is there any clumsiness, don't talk about marriage before, don't mention this in the future, eat this meal, and then embark on the road of learning scriptures, and then have nothing to do with mortal dust." ”

Hey, Sun Wukong is right, since you want to become a monk and go with me to learn scriptures, then you divorce me first, Lao Tzu has never had a girlfriend in his previous life or in this life, you have played hooligan in the sky, and you have been married in the mortal world, do you know how unhappy I am in my heart!

After eating, Mrs. Gao asked someone to prepare two hundred taels of silver for me to pay for the journey. Old man, is these two hundred taels of silver your high-priced property? Hmph! But you are still a grateful retribution, I won't accept the money, just prepare some dry food for me to eat on the road, after all, with such an edible pig demon by my side, I don't want the difficulty of Sun Wukong's begging task to be aggravated.

I said, "We are monks who walk on our feet, and we are not subject to this gold and silver, if we take the money, I am afraid that we will never be able to go to the west and ask for the true scriptures. ”

Zhu Bajie stopped hearing this, "Master, the apprentice has been a son-in-law with him here for a few years, and it is also appropriate to prepare dozens of catties of dry food." And my clothes and shoes were torn during the fight with my senior brother yesterday, my father-in-law, you can also prepare a new one for me. ”

Mrs. Gao asked the female relatives in the family to prepare new clothes and shoes for Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie thanked him properly, and said: "Father-in-law, mother-in-law, aunt and second aunt, aunt and uncle, I am going to be a monk today, and I don't have time to say goodbye to my relatives one by one, don't be surprised." Father-in-law, you have to take good care of Cuilan, if one day we can't get it, I will come back to be your son-in-law. ”

I'll go to your uncle's! You are saying frustrating words before you go out, looking for you!

Sun Wukong shouted: "Ramming goods! But Mo Hu said!"

Zhu Bajie said with a serious face: "Brother, I'm not talking nonsense, if there is a bad pool in the future, I can't learn from the experience, and my wife remarries someone else, won't I be delayed on both sides." ”

Oh, hey! You pig's head is so beautiful! If you can't get it, I'll make you a whole roasted pig! Wukong! Go buy a handful of vermicelli for me first!

You can be careful not to mess with me, otherwise I will make you Dongpo pork! Barbecued pork rice! Sweet and sour tenderloin! Plum vegetable button pork! Dry sautéed large intestine! KFC shredded pork burger! Let Lao Tzu also open meat!

Hearing Zhu Bajie say this, Sun Wukong unceremoniously went up and kicked him on his fat pig belly.

Don't look at Sun Wukong's small stature, his feet are not as big as the palm of my hand, but this foot kicked Zhu Bajie, who looked like he was worth thousands of pounds, and the big fat man who was 1.8 meters tall was taught a lesson by the Lai Pi Monkey who had been skinny, which looked very funny.

took a kick, Zhu Bajie was honest and didn't talk nonsense anymore.

Out of Gao's house, the intersection outside Zhuangzi said goodbye to Mrs. Gao's family in turn, as for Gao Cuilan, this girl, I don't know if the family stopped her from letting her come out, or she really didn't have any husband and wife feelings with Zhu Bajie, in general, until the end, I didn't see her again.

Because I knew that Gao Cai's true identity was Hui'an Walker, Sun Wukong and I also made a special salute to that little family Ding Gao Cai.

Gao Taigong and Zhu Bajie, who didn't know the truth, felt incredible when they saw me saluting a little family.

I said in my heart that you are also sluggish, and the Hui'an Walker has been monitoring you by your side, and you didn't even notice it, fortunately, you are just married and didn't do anything evil, if you don't have the consent of your parents and forcibly occupy a woman from a good family, you don't know how to die.

Leaving Gao Laozhuang and continuing westward along the road, Sun Wukong, who was originally responsible for carrying the burden in front of my horse to open the way, now only needs to lead the horse, and the task of carrying the burden is naturally handed over to Zhu Bajie, who looks stronger.

Since I got those three hoops, I have to check my suitcase once a day, and although one of the hoops was "borrowed" by Guanyin Bodhisattva, I still have to check once a day whether the remaining two hoops are still there.

The Bodhisattva will take things from the air, in case one day the Bodhisattva falls in love with someone's monster, and "borrows" another one from my luggage without saying hello, at least I can know it for the first time.

Because I check my suitcase all day, I know exactly what's in the suitcase, and even where it's placed.

There were only eighteen things needed by Xingtoutuo in the box, a brocade robe wrapped in three layers of oiled paper, a dismantled nine-ring tin staff, and the two magic hoops and customs clearance documents.

So don't look at the big suitcase, in fact, it doesn't contain anything, this may be a continuation of my habit in my previous life, although I go out with a backpack every day, in fact, there is only an umbrella and a bottle of water in the bag.

But at this time, the burden that Zhu Bajie was carrying was obviously much heavier, and I didn't bother to care about how many things Zhu Bajie secretly brought out from the Gao family, as long as the two magic hoops and customs clearance documents in the luggage were fine, and I didn't bother to care about the rest, anyway, it was you who carried the burden, you were not too tired, although I didn't know what was in the box, but I knew that there must be something to eat.

Looking back at Gao Laozhuang, who could only vaguely see a silhouette in the distance behind me, and then looked at the black-skinned pig demon with a sluggish expression carrying a heavy burden, I couldn't help but sigh again and again.

People are like this sometimes, obviously they think he's ugly, but they always want to see how ugly he is, the more I look at it, the more I think the nickname of nerd is tailor-made for Zhu Bajie, but after thinking about it, too, a black wild boar you still expect him to have rich facial expressions.

This is my second monster apprentice, I sighed in my heart that it was just one night that a new member of my team had been formed, and it was estimated that it would not be long before I could go to the Sha Wujing of the quicksand river group with a non-mainstream hairstyle.

When these three monster apprentices are all together, I will be equivalent to forming a team, and I can officially go to the large-scale copy of "Learning Scriptures", but this copy is playing in death mode, and I can only come once.

There is one more person in the team to learn the scriptures, and after subduing Zhu Bajie's apprentice, my mood is not happy because of the new harvest, but a little lower, because there is one more ugly ghost around me.

According to the vague memory of my previous life, the character of Zhu Bajie is not suitable for the construction of a team at all, on the contrary, no matter what type of film and television work, Zhu Bajie is a greedy and lazy demolitionist, and this Zhu Bajie who is carrying the burden behind me, I don't like it very much since I never met, I really don't know how to get along in the future.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, this time to accept Zhu Bajie, there is really no sense of substance.

Yesterday evening, we came to Gao Laozhuang and met Gao Cai, who was in a hurry, and saw that Gao Cai was not a mortal Sun Wukong deliberately teased him, we entered Gao's house under the guidance of Gao Cai, and had dinner, Gao Taigong's relatives and friends chatted with me for a while, Sun Wukong went to talk to the characters of the plot task, rescued the plot character Gao Cuilan, and then I and Gao Cai had a brief chat, Sun Wukong went to fight monsters, I sat in meditation until dawn, and then Zhu Bajie was tied up and brought back to worship me as a teacher.

Then it's breakfast, chatting and having a big lunch at noon, saying goodbye after lunch, and now waiting until dark, looking for a place to spend the night.

The whole process of subduing the pig demon is quite boring, and this second ugly apprentice is the same as the free souvenir I gave after a day trip to Gao Laozhuang.

I think when I saved Sun Wukong, at least I climbed the Five Elements Mountain myself, and this time I only need to rub three meals in someone else's house to subdue the pig demon?

And the last time in Heifeng Mountain, if I hadn't insisted on following Sun Wukong and discovered the magic of saving my life, then I didn't know the whole process of recovering the robe, so I could only honestly wait in the Guanyin Monastery for Sun Wukong to come back alone and tell me the result of the battle.

When I used to watch TV, I thought it was a very exciting thing to learn from the scriptures, but when I did the core character of this scripture study, Tang Seng, I found out that I was a supporting role!

The whole process of learning the scriptures is,When encountering obstacles,The apprentices go to fight,I wait until I get to the meal and start the meal,If I am accidentally caught,Wait for the apprentices to come to rescue me in time,Otherwise, the monster who caught me can start the meal,I suddenly have a feeling that I am not the core of the learning team,But a mobile save point in this large-scale role-playing game。

Ah, for the first time in my heart, I had the idea of learning from the scriptures so boring.

After leaving Gao Laozhuang, the road is quite flat, riding a horse from noon to almost evening, but walked a lot of distance, I don't have to worry about Zhu Bajie who is carrying the burden can't keep up, don't look at him as a fat man, but when he walks up, it is a big stride meteor The soles of the feet are windy, Sun Wukong needless to say, people have eaten countless elixirs and peaches, and have saved a lot of health in advance, and can use spells unscrupulously.

I walked to the evening again, and when I arrived at this place where there was no shop in front of the village and behind the village, it seemed that I was going to spend the night in the field tonight.

Walking into the grove next to the road, I got off the horse to rest, to be honest, don't think that Tang Seng is not diligent at all on the road to learn the scriptures, and he doesn't have to walk while riding a horse, this horseback riding for a day is really not an easy thing, don't think that Tang Seng is comfortable riding on a horse, which is different from driving.

When riding a horse, the muscles of the whole body are in a state of movement, and you have to maintain a high level of concentration as if you were driving, which is quite physically demanding throughout the day. All the well-proportioned muscles of my body are ridden on horseback.

I didn't understand it when I watched Journey to the West movies and television works before, but now I understand that Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged for the jade dragon to become a dragon horse not to make me comfortable on the road to learn scriptures, but to think that I was walking slowly.

I think my speed is slow, and I don't let people fly with me, if this story of learning scriptures happens to modern times, Guanyin Bodhisattva will definitely give Tang Seng a bicycle.

The sky gradually darkened, and the three of us found a small clearing in the forest that was relatively flat, tied up the horses, and I asked Sun Wukong to use a spell to make a fire, and the three of us sat around the fire.

I pointed to the suitcase and said to Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, go to the box and get some dry food." ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment when he heard my words, and then said: "What the master said is the fruit cakes left over from the lunch fast? ”

Hearing Zhu Bajie's answer, I was also stunned for a moment, what do you mean, when you are hungry, you will be weak, hungry, do I have to give you a Snickers!