君が知らないマダオ[1]

Also known as Du Gong's reason for not coming to update. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Author: Name and line year.

Thanks to Brother Nawa for supporting the work in the form of a column.

Brother Minghe Xingnian is my classmate when I was studying in the Department of Mecha Operation of Imperial Boyang University, his person is good at calligraphy, good at poetry, and he is not allowed to pass on the headless stream, which makes people look up to the mountains and stop the scenery.

Brother Minghe Xingnian is interested in filling the gap in my daily reasoning creation, and is now serializing the masterpiece "Xiapu High School Reasoning Chronicle" in SF, 4,000 a day, full of festivals.

The knowledge is old and spicy, and there is a subtlety in the text, which you must read.

The attached links are as follows:

The so-called discordant person I hit it, just remove the strange symbol in the link.

Dian Niang dared to prevent me from recommending serious literature, and I will definitely kill it soon!

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One.

One day, I waited for three to be missing one, so I called Du Gong to play with the sparrow.

Me: Three are missing one.

Du: I want to code words.

Me: How long is 2,000 words?

D: One hour.

Me: What if you don't come in an hour?

Du: Admit it.

An hour later.

Me: Do you want to come?

Du: Codeword.

Me: To cowardly or not?

Du: No, I don't care.

Me: That's not coming.

Du Gong sighed: Come!

So Du Gong didn't update that day.

[Du Gong]: The fourth person in the old man's East Asian hemp altar is a waste of fame!

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Second.

One day, I picked up a knife to urge a change to the door and chatted with another roommate of Du Gong.

When Du Gong saw me coming, he said:

Brother Song, let's talk about the plot.

Me: We'll talk when you're done.

After chatting for a while.

Du: Brother Song, let's talk about the plot.

Me: You can talk about it on a page.

Another moment.

Du: Brother Song, let's talk about the plot.

Me: You're three digits enough to talk.

Another moment.

Du: Brother Song, let's talk about the plot.

Me: You can talk about it later.

So Du Gong didn't update that day.

[Du Gong]: You can't say that you want me to change it soon, I want to talk about it first.

Otherwise, it will come out very long, very good, and very disciplined, and the reader will definitely scold me, because I don't have discipline at all, and I don't have that kind of me at all. It's a stunt of the festival, and it's the reason for breaking off......

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Third.

I once had a gambling match with Du Gong: if his update in September 2014 did not break 400,000, he would lose his head with me.

The following are a few private chat records I had with Du Gong before the deadline:

Me: There's less than a month left, be careful with your head.

Me: Goodbye, the old man will take your head in two days.

Me: The old man will come tomorrow to take your head.

Me: Waiting for you.

D: Well, I'm in contact with a courier that can mail a person.

[Du Gong]: Readers, I don't want to hide it from you here, in fact, I am a headless horseman.

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Fourth.

For a period of time, in order to concentrate on coding words, Du Gong had self-disciplined set up tools such as lock screens and network locks for computers.

Me: Du Gong, are you going to do more today?

Du Gong ascended to the top and made a leap: 2,000 words in minutes!

Me: Then I'll carry a knife to oversee it.

Du: Brother Song, I need an indescribable adjective.

Me: Words are poor, Baidu.

D: Good.

Then, Du Gong lifted the lock screen of the lock network.

Then, that day Du Gong did not update.

[Du Gong]: The moment I unlocked the net, I just wanted to shout: Freeeeeeedom! That free will fills my uninhibited soul.

, update brother!