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君が知らないマダオ[2]

Also known as Du Gong's reason for not coming to update. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

This column was contributed by the friendship of the name and the line.

About the author:Minghe,The otaku is terminal,The ship dog is critically ill,Addicted to the game of pushing the sister and can't extricate himself。 Now mixed in with the Imperial Inquisition, it acts as a staunch murmur force in the main theme.

The achievements cover a wide range of fields, covering multiple platforms such as poetry, painting, novels, music, games, etc.; His works transcend languages, and he is a cultural leader in the Chinese language world, and a Chinese cultural elite in the Japanese language world.

Now he focuses on reasoning and cooking, and has created a school of brain reasoning in the culinary world, and established a dark cuisine in the reasoning world.

It has set up a banner of idealism in the blind world and a benchmark of realism in the world of mouth artillery for Chinese serious literature.

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Fifth.

As we all know, Du Gong is a wilderness gourmand who likes to eat human brains...... No, he likes walnuts, and he has a lot of knowledge in some kind of indoor sports, so he has amazing finger power.

This skill provided him with countless excuses to break off.

Me: Du Gong, I'll pick up a knife and urge me to come too.

D: I used too much force, and E was broken.

E is a very commonly used key, and without it, it would be difficult to codeword.

So I forgave Du Gong.

The next day, Du Gong changed to a new keyboard by touching porcelain under the bulldozer.

Me: Du Gong, I'll pick up a knife and urge me to come too.

Du: I pressed too hard, and I was broken.

I is a very commonly used key, and without it, it would be very difficult to code words.

So I forgave Du Gong.

The next day, Du Gong changed to a new keyboard by touching porcelain under the bulldozer.

Me: Du Gong, I'll pick up a knife and urge me to come too.

Du Gong didn't look back: the force was too strong, and the N press was broken.

N is a very commonly used key, and without it, it would be difficult to codeword.

So, I swung my knife and slashed at Du Gong.

Du Gong screamed under the knife and was punished for abusing Yunyun.

I sneered: I don't know if your middle finger can smash E and I, but the recognition bulges of F and J on your keyboard have not been polished, and the index finger will never be so strong that you can press the N key.

Du Gong went to the hospital that day and there was no update.

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Sixth.

Du Gong is addicted to alcohol, and often shouts "100 cups of crazy Li Bai, drunk old Liu Ling".

One day in the depths of winter, the mecha operation department had a dinner party.

Seeing that there were many people at the banquet, Du Gong just pretended to be forced, so he stood on the table and said wildly:

If you want snow in the evening, drink 300 cups!

Me: How is the codeword task?

Du: Wine helps to diverge thoughts, no hindrance, and drink a glass!

So Du Gong took a drink.

Me: And what did you diverge?

D: I need a glass to help me organize my thoughts, and I can't do without wine in my tent!

So Du Gong took a drink.

Me: So what did you sort out?

D: I need a cup to help me refine my language, and then another pot......

So Du Gong drank a pot.

Me: And what did you refine?

D: I need to take a few steps to sober up, well, a few steps, just a few steps.

So he left the table, leaving behind a Luotuo's back.

The next day, we found Du Gong with two pairs of underwear on his head in a sewer ten kilometers away.

We don't know what happened that night.

All in all, Du Gong didn't update that day.

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Seventh.

I once recommended my regular life to Du Gong: get up at 5 o'clock, write in the morning, entertain in the afternoon, collect materials in the evening, and fall asleep from 10 to 11 o'clock thinking about the next day's structure.

Du Gong showed a strong interest in getting up at five o'clock, so in order to promote the birth of a diligent young man, I had such an experience.

Me: Du Gong, it's five o'clock, and Song has an alarm clock and urges the change.

D: Let me take a nap.

Me: Du Gong, it's six o'clock, and Song has come to urge the change after breakfast.

D: Let me take a nap.

Me: Du Gong, it's noon, Song has finished today's reasoning to urge the change.

I looked through the crack in the door, and saw that Du Gong seemed to have made up his mind, staggered out of bed and walked to the computer, his eyes Huo Dijing burst out, and he snapped out the N key that shattered the new keyboard!

Du Gong slowly collected his efforts, climbed into the bed, and said to the door:

Brother Song, if you use too much force, N will be broken.

I pushed the door open and pulled my knife in.

Du Gong went to the hospital that day and there was no update.

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Eighth.

If you look back at the release history of "My Roommate Really Has a Problem", you can find that Du Gong had a period of diligence and even double change.

It was not Du Gong's estrus period, at that time, Du Gong's motivation came from his gambling match with his roommate Lu Shengong:

If Du Gong finishes a chapter in one day, Lu Gong loses Du Gong one yuan, otherwise Du Gong loses Lu Gong one yuan.

Du Gong is a primate who is good at estrus, no, good at thinking, and a few days later, he discovers the following theory of contradictory cycles in this gambling game:

(1) Du Gong needs a daily income of one yuan to take the bus to school, so he needs to update;

(2) But if he renewes, his procrastination will cause the renewal work to consume more than ten hours of his day's energy, so that he will not wake up and miss the next day's lesson;

(3) missing the course makes it unnecessary for him to go to school, thus making it meaningless to earn fares, so he does not need to renew;

(4) But missing classes will make him not have enough credits to graduate from the mecha operation department, so he has to take the bus to school;

(5) So Du Gong needs one yuan a day, back to the beginning of the cycle.

Minghe is a reasoning author, and the above is a clue drawn after sorting out Du Gong's brain hole with reasoning thinking.

May I ask readers, can you draw Du Gong's final decision from this?

Presumably not, because you don't know the Eight Cakes.

Use five cents to hire another roommate, Ba Cake Gong to order it on his behalf.

This is a difficult decision made by Du Gong after some struggle.

He knew that this could cause a catastrophe that would destabilize the entire mech operation system, but he didn't care about it that much.

Here I have to introduce Du Gong's roommate Eight Cakes.

The cake is also a person.,Lack of presence and wide vocal range.,And in a certain year, I realized the art of ghosting the doppelganger.,In the mecha operation system point to the realm, known as the "one-man army".

So, with the support of the cake father, Du Gong continued to update.

It was during that period that Du Gong's collection began to grow.

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long, and after receiving Du Gong's financial support, Cake Gong bought a large number of tissues to practice Wulong Baozhu Boxing [OGC] in various toilets, and experienced the heart of a sage with great perseverance, and finally collapsed in the bathroom early one morning due to physical exhaustion.

On the same day, after the lecturer of modern mecha theory arrived, he was shocked to find that dozens of people were absent, so he reported to the dean to launch a vigorous rectification campaign.

For a while, the crowd was rolling, and no one dared to miss class anymore.

As a result, Du Gong's estrus ...... Du Gong's diligent shift period ended like this.

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