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【0001】The reason for the war

The boss on the science side and the boss on the magic side visit each other's homes.

When you come back......

The old boss on the science side said to the younger brothers: "Don't learn from those losers on the magic side!" Even a kitchen knife has to be strengthened to level +13, is it going to make a fuss?! ”

And the old boss on the magic side said to the younger brothers: "Don't ignore those bastards on the science side, how can you fix it!" Mithril was actually used to make circuit boards, and it was a cheat! ”

In fact, they visited the Elemental Ritual Dagger (Note 1) and the Central Light Brain (Note 2) respectively......

Later, I don't know what happened, but these two sentences got out......

And so the war between science and magic began.

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Note 1: This is a holy artifact of the magic side watchman, refer to "Warcraft Cards" (not Hearthstone), and you can clear it directly......

Note 2: This is the crystallization of scientific wisdom, and you should all know what it is.

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[0002] unbeatable

"Run!! The world-destroying mage is here!! ”

So the people were scattered as birds and beasts. The next moment, the place where the person was standing just now was hit by hundreds of thousands of magic missiles, and a large crater with a diameter of a kilometer was smashed.

"Too weak......"

The person who came was dressed in a black robe, and he didn't even hold a magic staff in his hand, but he released a powerful power with a wave of his hand.

He whispered, "You're too weak......"

Dozens of subspace missiles silently tore through the space barrier and slammed into his shield!!

"Useless ......"

He calmly stepped out of the crimson flames, and with a slight wave of his hand, at least three forbidden spells flew out, exploding the sky opposite him dark, and the sun and moon were gone...... He glanced at his teammates, but no one dared to look him in the eye and lowered their heads.

He looked into the distance and found a mecha parked on the battlefield, a young boy jumped out of the open cockpit, he desperately picked up a girl who had fallen to the ground, and then drilled back into the mecha, and a spatial jump disappeared.

He suddenly felt a flame rising from the bottom of his heart, unstoppable!

"You goddamn life winners!! Lao Tzu has been single for thirty years and has practiced a peerless mana, but no one accompanies me!! Now you dare to show affection in front of me!! ”

He screamed.

"You're killing yourself!!!"

"Forbidden Spell: Armstrong Gyro Accelerated Jet Armstrong Cannon!!"

A black, thick, and long pillar of light swept across the battlefield in front of you!

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【0003】The right way to break the enemy

System: You've found a cute girl paper!

Meng Mei Paper: "Wow! Big brother is so amazing! ”

"That's that, that's." (Proud face)

Meng Mei paper: "Is it okay for the big brother to teach me?" (Star Eyes)

"No way!" (Heart: Please?) ）

Meng Mei paper: "Then I can exchange it for dating you?" (shy face)

"......" (shocked)

Meng Mei Paper: "Okay?" (Star Eye Attack)

System: Best!

"Deal!"

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Postscript: In this way, the mage of the world destroyer, who had been galloping on the battlefield for a long time, disappeared in this way, and later heard that he lived a happy life......

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【0004】Until that day......

The two armies were arrayed, and both had ambushes. Where is the location? Snow-capped mountains on both sides......

So no one notices each other.

Until that day, two people who went to the toilet bumped into each other.

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[0005] news

"It is reported that a large area of avalanche occurred in a snow-capped mountain, and the specific cause is not yet clear......"

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【0006】This is the turn of the hospital

“…… Is that bastard yelling on the snowy mountain?! The captain asked through gritted teeth.

"It's him!" A bunch of fingers pointed at the culprit.

“…… I just found the enemy......"

The captain waved his hand: "Pull out Aruba!" (Note 1)"

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Note 1: This is a very evil ritual in which a person is lifted up and hit the corner of the wall with his crotch, causing great pain and fear to the recipient!

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