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"It's comfortable to pee after peeing! This family is so stingy, they don't let pee in the pool of their house, and I used to poop on other people's dinner tables! ”

Deadpool stepped back and walked out, head in his hands, eyes fixed on the group of people inside in a daze.

"I don't even know my Deadpool's name, Marvel's setting is not good, isn't this forcing me to kill, I love peace so much, how can I kill people?"

Suddenly, his head tilted, as if remembering something, and his figure suddenly disappeared, and then a red figure appeared in the various rooms of the Assassin Alliance's base.

"No, no, still no, why doesn't there even have a TV in this place, what does he usually do, don't they even have the Internet, don't they use mobile phones? Don't you take selfies and post on Facebook, don't you go to Twitter? Don't you even have wifi? ”

Deadpool suddenly stopped, pressed his ear against the wall, and came from the room with a gurgling stream of water.

suddenly pinched his waist and said with a smile: "Yanfu is not shallow, there are people taking a bath inside, and in a flash, Deadpool appeared in the room."

I looked at the clothes taken off the bed, and all the underwear that was close to the body.

"Ah, I can't stand it, I feel like I've got red hearts in my eyes." Deadpool said to himself, and then shouted into the bathroom, "Chick inside, I'm going to go in and take a peek!" ”

As soon as the words ended, a Nissa, wrapped in a bath towel and with wet hair, walked out of the lust, and then swept her face to the side, and swept around her.

"Wow? Baby, it turns out that you have been waiting for me in vain, and I will also go to the shower when I wait for me. Deadpool said with a smile.

At this time, Nissa took a step forward, took a long sword from the wall, and immediately drew it, pointing at Deadpool, who was wearing a red and black mask and a black leather suit, and said coldly, "Who are you?" ”

Deadpool suddenly put away his smile and said to Nissa, "Have you seen my face change under the mask, I am such a famous mutant, since you still ask me who I am?" Just now an old man asked me like this, I killed me, forget it, for the sake of you being a woman, if you let me look at your breasts, I will let you go. ”

Nissa's face changed suddenly, everyone in this assassin alliance wore masks, if he said that he was an old man, then he was undoubtedly his father, his father's strength was unfathomable, how could he die?

"Chick, I see how your expression looks like a dead father, what I won't kill is your father, then who is your mother, I want to help others, I can't let your mother stay alive and widowed, let them reunite and reunite together, hurry up and call you!"

Deadpool pulled out a long sword from behind him and wiped it in his hand.

"Call your mom!" Nissa roared and rushed towards Deadpool, the Grim Reaper vanishing in a flash, and in the blink of an eye, she ran to the bed and lay down.

"I said, why don't you have the scent of a woman in bed?" Then he reached under the pillow and touched it.

"I'll see if there's a mosaic!"

After groping around, I saw that Nissa had rushed over, and then her figure flashed again, and appeared at the door of the bathroom, and then said: "I checked, nothing, it seems that you are a serious girl, I want to ask you one thing, little girl, would you like to sleep with me, no, no, you can't say that, I should say that you are willing to open your eyes with me and enjoy the bright morning sunshine, will I be tactful when I say this?" ”

Nissa was teased again and again, and at this point she was extremely angry, but there was nothing she could do about this Deadpool.

However, the person in front of him seemed to be a little impressed, and then asked, "You don't deal with Green Arrow in Star City, what are you doing here?" “

Deadpool was slightly stunned, and then said: "Why should I deal with Green Arrow, why should I have trouble with a chewing gum, and where is ****** Star City?" “

"Aren't you the death knell?" Nissa asked.

"We're still fighting, can we stop talking? I'm most annoyed by such people! I killed your father, you are still here with me ink, you unfilial girl, I don't want to have sex with you anymore. “

Nissa sneered, "I don't have a good relationship with my father......"

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool rushed to Nissa, gave her a circle, knocked him unconscious, and then blew into his fist like a muzzle, "I don't have time to listen to all the in your parents." ”

After seeing Nissa slowly falling, Deadpool was suddenly startled, hurriedly helped Nissa, and shouted, "Chick, chick, call Chick, can you hear me, can you tell me the password to the wifi." ”

After shaking for a long time, Nissa didn't wake up, and Deadpool sighed, "Shet, it's too heavy, Fake!" ”

After a little hesitation, Deadpool said alone: "I'd better go back to the inquiry just now and ask those people, I have to contact Marvel to see what my situation is now, what kind of **** place is this?" ”

With that, Deadpool's form disappeared again.

At this moment, in the hall of the alliance, everyone gathered around the body of the ninja master, looking at each other.

"The boss is dead, what are we going to do?" After a long time, one of them asked slowly.

"I think he should be put in the Fountain of Resurrection!" A black warrior said slowly.

"Then you don't ****** say it earlier! A few people came over and put the master into the pool. “

Several people then carried the body of the master ninja into the Resurrection Spring. In the blink of an eye, the resurrection spring water seemed to be boiling, and it continued to tumble.

Suddenly, a black figure jumped out of the spring, and after the ninja master came out, he ordered the black warrior: "Immediately find out the information of the man in red, I want revenge!" “

"Bang" a gunshot resonated, constantly echoing in this empty hall.

At this time, a blood hole appeared again in the ninja master's brain, and the ninja master even some fell into the spring.

Deadpool slowly walked to the side of the pool and said slowly, "He also has the ability to heal himself?" “

The Black Warrior looked at Deadpool blankly again, and said in his heart, "Why is he back again!" “

"Well, let me ask you guys, who knows the wifi password here? I've searched all over here and found nothing. “

At this moment, the person who had just suggested throwing the ninja master into the resurrection fountain stepped forward, and then said slowly: "We don't have wifi here, we don't even have a mobile phone, we can only have a chance once a day to call home." “

Deadpool waved at the man, motioning for him to leave today, "It's you, what did you tell you, what is this place?" As soon as the words fell, a roar came out again in the middle of this.

Deadpool then jumped to the side, patted his chest and shouted, "Shet, scare me." Then he raised his hand and fired a shot.

Before the ninja master could get out of the water, he hung up.

The black warrior took a step forward again and said slowly: "This is Nanbart, located on the border of country Z. “

Deadpool was slightly startled and said, "You are really rich, the price of country Z is so expensive, and you still have such a huge villa here." Anyway, where is your money hidden, give me some of it. “

At this point, the Resurrection Fountain began to bubble again, and Deadpool raised his hand to shoot again.

Then he shouted at the group of black warriors below, "Can anyone tell me what's going on?" “

"This is called the Resurrection Spring, and if you touch this spring, you can heal all levels and live forever." The black warrior took another step forward and said.

Deadpool hesitated for a moment, then said, "Is there any way to destroy him?" "Deadpool was going to try to see if this would help him regain his appearance, but he was afraid that this would also kill his cancer cells.

I joined the X weapon program because of cancer, and obtained the self-healing factor in Wolverine's body, if the cancer cells die, the self-healing factor will also kill itself, but if there is no self-healing factor, the cancer cells will also kill themselves, so this resurrection fountain is useless for himself, and his self-healing ability is much stronger than him.

The man took another step forward and said slowly, "Just inject human blood into it!" At this time, the black warrior was less than three steps away from Deadpool, and as he spoke, his hand intentionally or unintentionally touched the long knife on his waist.

"Oh." Deadpool glanced at the black warrior and replied, "What kind of gang are you, why are you all dressed like this?" ”

"We are the League of Assassins, and we are a group of killers who specialize in covert missions." The man took another step forward.

"Haha, if it weren't for my disfigurement, I would have taken off my mask and let you see the way my eyes glowed, I like this alliance! I'm going to join this alliance. As he spoke, Deadpool took out a pen and paper from his back pocket and drew on the paper randomly.

The man smiled slightly and took a slow step forward: "The door of the Assassin League is always open for you, and open arms are waiting for you!" “

As soon as he finished speaking, the man immediately pressed his hand into the long knife, and as an assassin with years of training, he was confident that he could draw the long knife and hack Deadpool to death in a fraction of a second.

Just as the man touched the long knife, Deadpool suddenly threw the graffiti painting in his hand into the air, quickly drew the long sword, and swept towards the black warrior.

Suddenly, the black warrior's body was in a different place, and blood was splashed everywhere. Deadpool kicked the body of the Black Warrior and stuck him to the Resurrection Fountain, and the blood that flowed from his neck continued to pour into the Resurrection Fountain.

Suddenly a white mist began to rise from the Resurrection Spring, and the entire spring seemed to be boiling, and after a while, it slowly calmed down.

The body of the master ninja floated as well.

At this moment, the painting that Deadpool had just painted slowly fell, and in between it was a black-clad warrior with his head cut off.

It's exactly the same as the black warrior who was just killed.

Deadpool withdrew his long knife and slowly thought about the chair that the ninja master had made and walked over: "I'm sorry, everyone, I just said a sentence, I don't want to join the Assassin League, I want to take over the Assassin Alliance, from today onwards, the Assassin League no longer exists, from now on it is called the Deadpool Army!" ”

After a slight pause, Deadpool said a little lowly: "I think at this time, you should applaud, I didn't ask you to put flowers to celebrate, it shouldn't be difficult to applaud!" “

The black warriors were slightly stunned, and then applauded one after another.

Deadpool raised his hand and pressed down, signaling everyone to be quieter: "Since everyone is so happy, then I will simply say two words, you have to change your outfits, all of them will be changed to red and black for me, second, if someone of you mutinies, I will never let go, third, lock up the chick upstairs for me, yes, let a woman go, she is not wearing clothes, the fourth point help me check the person Deathknell, fifth, help me check the person Green Arrow, the sixth point, and the most important point, hurry up and install a network cable for me here, In addition, I am giving me a phone call, a plane, and I am going to the United States. “

Deadpool doesn't know why he is here, it's very likely that he made a mistake when he teleported and came here, but he has determined that this place is a world unfamiliar to him.

In his own world, if there really was an Assassin Alliance, he wouldn't be unaware. Since he belongs to a stranger here, then don't blame himself for being polite, for the sake of his fame, he is going to show his skills here.

Deadpool doesn't want to have a fight, and he has to say who he is.

The fact that Nissa had mistaken him for a death knell just now made him mind a little, he was a unique Deadpool, definitely not that death knell, if there was such a person who was quite similar to himself, he would never let him exist.

So he decided to wreak havoc here, and whoever stood in his way from becoming famous didn't need to live.