Deadpool sat on the plane, drinking a glass of red wine comfortably, and a black warrior slowly walked in front of Deadpool with a phone in his hand. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Deadpool, the phone you wanted."

Deadpool took the phone, then lifted his legs to the table in front of him, and said to the black warrior, "Come here, I want to ask, don't we have a beautiful chick here?" I'll let the pretty chicks do this kind of thing in the future, and I don't really want to see you. ”

"There are chicks, but they are not pretty."

Deadpool then took out a pistol and pointed it at the black warrior and said, "Then get some here, look at your old faces, it's annoying to look at, and immediately recruit a few beautiful girls for me to come over, so that they can serve me." ”

"Yes, Deadpool." The Black Warrior replied, and then retreated.

Deadpool picked up the phone, thought about it for a moment, and dialed a phone number, "Hey, Stan Lee." ”

"Who are you?"

On the other side of the phone, an old but extremely energetic voice came from the voice of Stan Lee, the father of Marvel.

"Are you asking me to repeat my opening words? All right! My name is Wade Wilson, I joined the X-weapon program because of cancer, I was cursed to be immortal, and I am now in a strange world, without Wolverine......"

"Wait, where are you now?" Stan Lee was suddenly startled and asked hurriedly.

"How do I know? And I don't know why I knew such an opening line......" Deadpool said helplessly.

"You name a place, I'll Google it for you, where?"

"What's it called, what's it called, I know there's an organization called the League of Assassins, and I just got rid of their boss? Also, I want to ask you, what is it that someone recognizes me as a death knell? ”

At this time, Mr. Li said in another paragraph of the phone call, a little embarrassed: "This is definitely not plagiarism, it is a tribute!" Wait, you just said the League of Assassins? ”

"Seems like an Assassin League? Do you know what the place is? ”

"Yes!"

Deadpool paused for a few seconds, then exclaimed, "Then you'll be there!" ”

"A place in DC Comics ......"

"By the way, you're saying I'm in DC Comics now? That's the end of it, you can't make money on me, my comics don't have me, haha, I'm from DC. Deadpool laughed.

"You couldn't have sold it for much in the first place? Besides, you're not well-known on the DC side, and there's a prototype of yours there. Stan Lee said.

"Haha, then I'll kill him, wait for you to look at the DC Comics for a while, what Flash, Green Arrow, Batman's, all are gone!" Deadpool laughed.

"Then they will restart the universe, and they still have parallel worlds......"

"Then I don't care. By the way, how's my movie? Deadpool asked.

"It's a good release, but we didn't find you, so we let someone who looks like you play it?"

"Damn, who looks so much like me, can you change his face to mine?" Deadpool asked hurriedly, he has been trying to restore his handsome appearance for so many years, and he has always been a weakness for his appearance, just like a toothy ball.

"By the way, I know that the guy who played you also played a role, you can go to him."

"Who?"

"Green Lantern!"

"By the way, I want to ask you, the ranking of hero strength here? I'd like to take on the challenges one by one. ”

"Don't be ...... to death," Stan Lee said.

"It's not my character not to die. Okay, let's not talk about it yet, I'm going to be busy. ”

"Wait, wait, wait, ......"

Stan Lee seems to have something else to say? But Deadpool has already hung up the phone.

Deadpool threw the phone to the ground, raised his glass again, and shouted at the cockpit in front of him, "The plane turns around and flies to New York!" ”

A black warrior came to Deadpool's side and whispered, "Deadpool, the plane hasn't taken off yet?" Where is New York? ”

"New York doesn't know, New York Knicks, don't you watch the NBA? The Statue of Liberty? ”

"Lord Deadpool, you seem to be talking about Metropolis! Is it where Superman stays? ”

"Superman in Metropolis? Then let's not go first, go to the place called Green Arrow! Deadpool said slowly.

The plane block took off slowly and flew in the direction of Star City.

Deadpool, who was drinking red wine, suddenly thought that he seemed to be about to ask Stan Lee about the strength ranking in DC, but he forgot about it.

hurriedly glanced back at the phone that was thrown behind him, but he was thrown lightly by himself, and he broke it, and he slept for several halves, and he almost fell out.

"Why not give a Nokia phone." Deadpool grumbled, then quietly forgot about it out the window.

"Ah, it's so boring, come and have a ****** girl chat with me and discuss life!"

Just three seconds had passed, and Deadpool became a little impatient and slammed the table hard.

Deadpool slowly stood up and began to look around.

Seeing that several black warriors were carrying luggage, he used his knife to cut their duffel bags and turn up their luggage.

Suddenly, a small black cloth bag came out of a black warrior's luggage.

"What is this?" Deadpool said as he picked up the black ones with his knife.

"Lord Deadpool, tap, don't leak air."

"Hahaha, I like it." Deadpool then took the black cloth bag to his seat, opened it, and pulled the doll out of it.

I tried to inflate the doll with my mouth, but because of the mask, it was a little inconvenient, so I said to the black warrior just now, "Wake her up for me." ”

"There's a pump in there."

"Tell me with you, you're going to get it? I'm the boss now, don't you know, believe it or not I'll blow up your balls! Deadpool randomly pulled out his spear and pointed it at the Black Knight.

After a while, the doll was inflated.

"Oh my God, there's finally a beautiful girl in front of me. Come and chat with me for a while, chatting with a man for more than three sentences is simply torment, do you say yes, don't you open your mouth wide, look at me with a surprised expression, do you think my uniform is handsome, or do you want to bite me underneath the ......"

Deadpool rushed to the inflatable doll and chatted all the way on the plane, and finally Deadpool arrived in Star City.

At this time, Deadpool was walking towards a building, and as he went, he danced and danced around him, and there were two black warriors behind him, one of whom was holding a VCR in his hand, and Deadpool's background music was coming from this VCR.

After entering the building, Deadpool directly took out his pistol and fired two shots into the sky: "Everyone listen to me, I promise that no one will be hurt." ”

At that moment, a man fell from the upper floor and landed in the middle of the hall, with two blood holes in his body. The gun that I had just fired inadvertently happened to hit a person.

Deadpool looked at the man lying motionless on the ground, and said with a slight flurry: "I guess he has a heart attack, why don't you hurry up and call an ambulance, saving someone's life is better than a seventh-level floating slaughter!" ”

But everyone's faces were horrified, looking at the guy in the red tights in front of them.

"Bring me a camera, I'm going to be on TV."

Deadpool is too lazy to find Green Arrow, so it's better to let him come to him, Green Arrow as a hero, make something out of his own and he will come back.

So he got off the plane and went to the TV station.

Even if he didn't ask to be on TV, the act of killing someone just now would instantly alarm him.

In less than two or three minutes, in front of Deadpool, there was already a camera on his shoulder.

"My name is Deadpool, I'm here to find Green Arrow, I don't want to touch you for the time being, I just want to ask you a question, if you don't come, be careful that I'm not welcome!"

Anyway,; Deadpool raised his hand and fired a shot that smashed a shot in front of him.