Wade peeled off his uniform, revealing a cartoon watch, and said impatiently: "It's been fifteen seconds, why haven't you come yet, if not, I'm going to kill." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Then Deadpool looked at the group of reporters in front of him: "Have you heard of Marvel, believe it or not, I am the strongest and most popular in Marvel, I think I killed all the heroes of Marvel back then, so they died miserably." ”

"Damn, it's been forty-five seconds, why hasn't anyone come yet, I'm going to kill someone!" As he spoke, Wade had already raised his pistol and fired a shot at a man next to him who was wearing a red uniform like himself.

"Whoa."

In front of Wade, a large mirror shattered.

"Damn, it's wrong, it turned out to be a special mirror, I said how can I see that the person in it is not pleasing to the eye?"

"Don't look at me with big eyes, hurry up and call that piece of gum and ask him to come over quickly, I've been waiting for a minute, I hope you people who are reading this novel can give me this time to skip over, no one pays attention to me, it's so boring."

Wade suddenly took out a VCR from behind the quilt, then pressed it on it, and suddenly a fast-paced song was released.

Hearing the hi, Wade also danced.

At the end of a song, Wade let out a long breath, then pulled out a broken bowl from behind his back and walked in front of everyone.

When he was halfway through, Wade suddenly stopped, tilted his head and turned to the side, and suddenly said: "I think that at this time, some readers must ask me, where did my bowl come from, of course, on my body, I will not put this kind of thing, because I want to keep wearing a uniform, my figure is still sexy, so that every woman has a feeling of wanting to be by me, don't laugh, I know I have this charm, I once stood out in the mercenary beauty pageant, and I continue to stand out, He also stripped into our boss's room, which was the first time I was subjected to unspoken rules, even though he had not done anything to me, he was killed by me. ”

Suddenly, Wade stopped babbling, and after about three seconds, Wade continued: "You must be curious, what I did in the three seconds I just stopped, I was typing the author, and I said too many words, and the paragraphs of the text may be too long for the reader to look at, so I stopped so that he could start another paragraph. ”

With that, he paused for another three seconds.

"Oh my God, I seem to be off topic, well, back to our question, where did my bowl come from, this shows a very serious problem, you don't know me very well, readers who know me must know how I will answer, now, I will tell you my official answer, the answer is, I don't know either!"

Wade turned around and continued to walk towards the crowd, saying as he walked: "I didn't say it to you just now, the following paragraph is, you also watched the dance I just danced, those who have money will be given as much as possible, and those who have no money can die." ”

After that, Wade came to the blonde child, squatted down, and said amiably: "Happy Christmas, little friend, do you have any money in your pocket to go to the Internet café to play League of Legends, can you put it in your uncle's bowl?" ”

When the kid saw Deadpool, he leaned back and said in horror, "I...... I don't have any money? ”

"Oh, you're not a good boy, Santa Claus is going to shove his stinky socks into your mouth, huh? And Christmas is going to be Halloween! ”

With that, Wade suddenly lifted part of the mask, revealing his unbearable face.

The child suddenly cried in fright, and while crying, he took out the lollipop from his pocket and put it in Wade's broken bowl: "I only have lollipops on me, and I've got them all for you!" ”

Wade put on his mask and continued to ask the others for money.

"Is there any money?" Wade said to a big black man.

"If you don't have money, even if you have money, you won't give you a psychopath!"

"Thank you!" With that, Deadpool suddenly took out his pistol and fired a shot at the big black man, and half of his head was blown off, and blood splattered all over the faces of the people around him.

"Is there any money?"

"Yes!"

"Thank you, you are a good person, I am a member of Marvel, I have fallen to you, if it weren't for your generosity, I'm afraid I would ......" Wade pretended to be moved, and made a crying appearance with his hand next to his eyes.

Suddenly, Wade's tone changed, and he said to the person who gave the money just now: "I'm just putting on a show, don't take it to heart!" ”

Then he walked over to another person.

At this moment, the glass on the roof of the shed suddenly shattered and fell, and everyone fled in panic.

Seeing this, Wade hurriedly took out a loudspeaker and shouted at the fleeing crowd: "Please don't panic, leave in an orderly manner, let the old man and children go first, and beware of a stampede!" ”

At this moment, three figures fell from the sky.

Wade immediately threw away the loudspeaker, hurriedly hid behind a pillar, and shouted: "Oh my God, am I going to see a superhero landing again, wow, so nervous, so excited!" ”

The first to fall was a blonde woman dressed in black with a collar around her neck. After landing on the ground, she was half-kneeling on the ground, her arms slightly apart.

The other wore a motorcycle helmet, landed on the ground, rolled on the ground, and then pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Wade.

There was also a red hoodie that fell with a thin line hanging from it, and then took out a red arrow from his back and aimed it at Wade.

Wade then exclaimed: "Wow, superhero landing, bunker!" ”

The woman in the black leather coat suddenly raised her head and opened her mouth, and suddenly a sharp voice reached Wade's ears.

This sound made Wade very uncomfortable, and then he covered his ears and rolled on the ground.

"Who are you?"

The man with the motorcycle helmet asked.

"Wait, I have two questions!" Wade then looked at the woman in the black leather coat and asked suspiciously, "What is the collar around your neck, and why are you like a." ”

"Hey! Wait, don't come and hit me, I'll finish the second question! What kind of heroes are you? Don't say it, let me guess! ”

"You're a dog man, you're a hard hat man?" Then Wade looked at the girl in the red hood and hesitated, "Are you...... Big Aunt Hero? ”

Thea was so damaged by Wade that she immediately shot a red arrow, and Wade immediately pulled out her pistol and fired a shot.

With the sound of a bell, Thea's arrow was knocked away by a bullet from Wade.

Wade looked at the three of them and said coldly: "I forgot to say one thing, anyone who doesn't know my name will die!" ”