The text Seventy-Five asks for help to go to the South China Seas

This Heavenly Court Flying Sword is obviously aimed at Sha Wujing, and he also said before, today is the seventh day, I guess that every seven days, Sha Wujing may have to be tortured by these hundred or so flying swords once, although it can't be compared with Sun Wukong's cruel torture three times a day in five hundred years, but this flying sword piercing the ribs is not our usual needle pricking, and it can't stand it, and this torture doesn't know how to last for hundreds of years.

Unexpectedly, this sin of breaking a glass cup is actually a little lighter than a monkey making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, so it can be seen that this glass cup must be a very important magic weapon.

Knowing that Sha Wujing had just finished being tortured underwater, there is an old saying, take advantage of your illness to kill you, and now if you don't strike while the iron is hot to surrender him, how long will you have to wait.

I hurriedly said: "Wukong Bajie, you two quickly get into the water, while he has not recovered, quickly surrender the monster, and we will cross this quicksand river quickly." ”

Sun Wukong said with a sad face: "Master, this taking advantage of people's danger is not done by her husband, even if you win at this time, I am afraid it will be disgraceful." ”

Zhu Bajie also said: "You monk is not a gentleman, I was underwater when the monster was tortured, why do you need the help of the monkey, one person can bring him down, the reason why the old pig didn't do it is because he doesn't want to take advantage of people's danger." ”

Your uncle, at this time, you two pretended to be righteous men and gentlemen, full of benevolence and morality, in the past, you occupied the mountain as the king, when you ate human flesh, why didn't you say that you were a good person, and you didn't sneak attack, you would like to find a way to let me cross the river!

I can't beat you openly, let you take advantage of the weakness, and you feel embarrassed, there is no outsider here, even if you do it, where is so much nonsense!

Zhu Bajie said: "You are a master, how can there be a disciple who does such a despicable thing, and then think of other ways to cross the river." ”

If there is any other way, why would I bother to do this?

I said in a somewhat unkind tone: "I don't have any other way, if you have the ability, take me across this river." ”

Zhu Bajie shook his head and said: "If you carry a few people, any old pig is willing to do it, but you can't carry it." ”

What do you mean, this is discriminating against me! I'm your master anyway!

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Master, do you remember one time when it rained during the day, Master had a high fever and fell into a coma at night, and took a decoction the next day?"

That was a few months ago, when Zhu Bajie had just joined the scripture learning team, there was a sudden thunderstorm when he was in a hurry, the rain came urgently, and there happened to be no place to shelter from the rain, I was drenched, but the wind blew again at night, I had a cold and fever and was uncomfortable all night, and the next day Sun Wukong didn't know where to find the decoction, and I only recovered after eating.

I nodded, "Remember for the teacher." ”

"That night, I tricked this nerd and said that he would let him fly a thousand miles secretly with the master, so that he could see the master's illness and walk less when he came, but the nerd really wanted to carry the master up, and as a result, hehehe!"

How did it turn out, don't just laugh!

Zhu Bajie reached out and touched his thick back, and said, "As a result, I almost didn't break my old pig's back." ”

Oh hey, hey, hey, hey

Zhu Bajie said: "I don't feel like I carry you on my back, but when the old pig recites a spell and casts a spell and prepares to ride the clouds, your monk suddenly becomes heavy, as if Mount Tai is overpowering, and almost crushed me to death. ”

I remember that Sun Wukong also told me about this problem before, saying that the Buddha did not let me take shortcuts, and I had to go to the west step by step, because if I flew to Lingshan easily, even if the true scriptures obtained were brought back to the Tang Dynasty to Li Shimin, he would not be rare, which also responded to the old saying, if it will be easy to get, I will wait and see.

Okay, it's not your fault that there's no other way, and it's not your fault that you can't take me to pretend to fly with me, so it's okay to listen to me now, let you take advantage of the fire to rob you, hurry up!

I suppressed the anger in my heart and smiled: "As the so-called small amount is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband." You are not here to kill him, but to bring him to us and think of a way to cross the river. ”

"Small amount is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband......"

Zhu Bajie listened to the words and repeated in a low voice, "Interesting, hahaha, the monk is funny, interesting!"

In fact, there is one word in this sentence that is wrong, and the wrong word is the most dazzling poisonous word.

This sentence was originally supposed to be a small non-gentleman, no husband without a degree, and the two words before and after are added together, which is the word measurement.

Measurement, that is, what we later said has a belly, if you have to pick this word, belly refers to having a mind, and the word measurement, in addition to the meaning of measurement, there is also the demeanor of the package tolerance.

Sun Wukong thought for a while and said to Zhu Bajie: "Brother Xian, since this is the case, you can go to the river again." ”

Zhu Bajie moved his long pig mouth, I guess he wanted to make a pouting expression.

Zhu Bajie said: "You monkey loves to be clean and doesn't touch the river water, but my old pig has gone down to this muddy water again and again to find that monster." ”

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Brother Xian, I am indeed inferior to you in this underwater ability, you will work hard again, wait for you to go into the water, if you can take him best, if you can't hold it, then you will be defeated or not won, to lead the monster to the shore, I will block his retreat again, you and I will take the monster one after the other, and cross the quicksand river earlier, don't let the master worry." ”

Zhu Bajie muttered, "Master all day long, Master's is full of a fart, how can he have the majesty of the Monkey King in the past." ”

Sun Wukong also knew that Zhu Bajie was a cheap-mouthed, so he didn't bother with him, and said with a smile: "Don't play tricks, go quickly." ”

Zhu Bajie jumped into the river with a nail rake, and the five or six hundred catties of fat pigs dived into the water, without any beauty at all.

I looked at Sun Wukong and asked, "Wukong, are you angry when Bajie said that about you just now?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "As the saying goes, when you go into battle, the father and son soldiers, the apprentice becomes the master's follower, besides, if it is a follower, the follower behind the master is not only me, that nerd is not a fat worm carrying a burden, master don't worry, what if you delay for a few days, you will always think of a way." ”

"Hahaha! Wukong, you are getting better and better at talking, but you don't want to learn the same sharp teeth as the eight precepts. ”

The originally very depressed mood was dissolved by Sun Wukong's words, yes, these two people around me are so awesome, what kind of worry do I have as a master, besides, this learning is not an overnight thing, worry about a bird, let it be, if this Sha Wujing can really follow me, I won't refuse, if you don't want to follow me, I won't force it, as long as this thing doesn't keep trying to get me

Chengding beads are worn on his strings, and we can discuss everything, but I will walk a little longer to see if there is any other place to cross the river.

It has only been a year since I came out of Datang, and I have already walked to Xiniu Hezhou, and it can be said that I have now walked half of the way to learn from the scriptures. As far as I know, it took Xuanzang a total of seventeen years to retrieve the true scriptures, and I am indeed a little anxious now.

It took a little longer for Zhu Bajie to go down the river this time, and it took more than forty minutes for the fat pig to come out of the river, but although it took more time, this thing still attracted Sha Wujing.

The introduction is brought up, but this product only shows half of its body floating on the water, and does not come to the shore at all, no matter how Zhu Bajie's cheap mouth is sneering, Sha Wujing only scolds him in the water, two gods who used to have a prominent position in the heavenly court, but now one is on the shore and the other is in the river fighting and abusing each other, where is there still a little bit of the appearance of the gods, let alone the gods, the goblins are not like this, they are simply two shrews, this scene makes me cry and laugh.

Sun Wukong was also anxious to wait on the side, and as soon as he took a step forward, Sha Wujing sneaked directly into the water, leaving only the three of us staring dryly on the shore.

This thing is not stupid, knowing that Sun Wukong is carrying an iron rod and waiting for him to come ashore, and now that he is hiding in this quicksand river, it is really difficult to lure him out again.

Sun Wukong asked, "Brother Xian, why did it take so long to enter the water this time?"

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "This guy was injured by a flying sword, and soon after I got into the water, I found him hiding in a hidden stone crevice according to the smell of blood in the water, and when I found him, he was using mana to heal the wounds on his chest and ribs." ”

Although Zhu Bajie is not a heroic hero, I estimate that he still can't do things that take advantage of people's danger.

Sun Wukong asked, "Can you take him while his wounds are still healed?"

Zhu Bajie snorted, "How could the old pig do that thing, I will call him from afar, let him heal the wound quickly, so that he can come to Grandpa Zhu to die." ”

I knew that this would be the case, although this Zhu Bajie is now just an extremely ugly black pig goblin on the ground, but he used to be the marshal of Tianpeng, and the arrogance of the leader of the ten thousand armies of the heavenly court immortal has always been retained.

You said that you want to take Sha Wujing down directly when he is injured and weak, didn't it save Lao Tzu a lot of things, it's good now, I guess there is no way to lure him ashore anymore, there is no way, I can only use my killer trick.

I sighed helplessly, looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Wukong, please save the soldiers." ”

Sun Wukong looked at me inexplicably and said, "Who is the rescuer that Master is talking about?"

Zhu Bajie said disdainfully: "Which one else can it be? Isn't it the Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, this scripture learning was originally started by the Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it must be the Guanyin Bodhisattva to liberate us." ”

Sun Wukong nodded and said: "Today's road is blocking the quicksand river, you can't move forward, and you can't deal with him if you can't deal with him, waiting for me to invite him, it's better than fighting with this goblin." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Monkey, when you go, don't say a word to me, and say that you will give more advice to the sun." ”

I said, "Wukong, go and ask the Bodhisattva, don't hesitate, go and come back quickly." ”

Zhu Bajie sneered and said: "This is not only five or seven thousand miles away from the South China Sea, even if you ride the clouds, it will take ten days and a half moon, how can you go and come back quickly." ”

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "That's the cloud you are waiting for, my cloud is called a somersault cloud, Lao Sun's somersault cloud, there are 108,000 miles longitudinally, like these five or seven thousand roads, just nod your head to two points, bow your waist, it's a back, what's so difficult!"

Zhu Bajie said: "What about this magical power, it is only used as a defeated general to escape." ”

I said that you Zhu Bajie will die if you don't say a sour word, why are you so unlikable.

Although my heart is not so irritable anymore, I don't want to listen to these two people bickering here, so I hurriedly asked Guanyin Bodhisattva to get Sha Wujing out for me to form a team, Lao Tzu is in a hurry to fight monsters and upgrade.

"Wukong, when you get to the South China Sea, you must not be reckless and rude, and I ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to help me cross the river. ”