Text Seven Six The general of the shutter has a strange temper
After listening to my words, Sun Wukong nodded and said to Zhu Bajie: "Brother Xian, you are so good to protect Master, Lao Sun will go to the South China Sea." ”
Zhu Bajie shook his hand and said: "Hurry up, hurry up, please come to the Bodhisattva to cross this river." ”
"Master, I'm going!"
After speaking, Sun Wukong disappeared directly with a somersault cloud, yes, it disappeared in place, I didn't see the process of him gradually moving away from near to far, maybe because the speed was too fast, I couldn't see the process at all, in my opinion, this somersault cloud is simply an instantaneous movement.
Before, Zhu Bajie went into the water to find Sha Wujing, and I chatted with Sun Wukong on the shore, but now it's the other way around, Sun Wukong went to the South China Sea, leaving only me and this cheap Zhu Bajie.
I asked, "Bajie, do you know this curtain general in the sky?"
Zhu Bajie said: "I don't know each other, it's just that when I first entered the heavenly court, I heard my colleagues mention that the Jade Emperor had a curtain general by his side, and he was extraordinary, and then I don't know what mistakes he made, and he was demoted to the mortal." ”
I don't know what the reason is? Now that I think about it, although Sha Wujing introduced himself and said that he was once a mighty rolling shutter general, he really didn't say why he was demoted to the heavenly court.
I clearly remember that Sha Wujing accidentally broke the glazed jade cup on the Jade Emperor's case at a certain peach meeting, so he was demoted to heaven.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing were all folded at the Queen Mother's peach party, and all three of them made trouble because they drank alcohol, so wine is not a good thing, the so-called driving does not drink, drinking does not drive, the so-called drunken disorder, the so-called ...... I don't like to drink anyway.
Besides, drink bars, drink when friends get their share, drink in the stomach, this is nothing, no matter whether you know each other or not, drink if you are happy or not, what to drink, how many people spit the truth after drinking, they are all bragging!
Sha Wujing broke the glazed jade cup after drinking, Zhu Bajie broke into the Guanghan Palace after drinking and teased Chang'e, Sun Wukong drank the wine and strengthened the monkey gall and stirred up the Pan Tao Society, and also stole the golden pill in the Tushi Palace.
These three people are because of the peach will happen, and they are all because of drinking more wine to have today's encounter, I suddenly feel that this peach will seem to be particularly unlucky, is not every session of the peach will have to degrade one or two gods, I feel that this peach will be with the traffic police at the intersection to check drunk driving is a concept, just to kill those who drink.
Although I don't know that Sha Wujing will be tortured by a hundred swords piercing his heart every seven days in this mortal world, I clearly know that Sha Wujing in this quicksand river should have been notified by Guanyin Bodhisattva and was waiting for the scripture taker to take him to the western heavens together.
But now this Sha Wujing is actually only thinking about eating me and turning me into a bracelet, something must have gone wrong and the direction of the story has shifted.
No, I just can't give up without asking.
I instructed Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, you go and call that monster out of the water again, and the teacher has something to ask him." ”
Zhu Bajie said a little impatiently: "Master is so long-winded, that monster is almost crazy, how to talk to him is a waste of time." ”
Your uncle, it's not a waste of time to wait here, it's a waste to let you call someone, I usually don't see you a little lazy, why don't you want to shout at this time, you look at how your senior brother is my apprentice, you also learn a little!
I was a little displeased and said, "What? I don't want to do this little thing?"
Zhu Bajie seemed to see my thoughts, and said: "It's not that I'm lazy, Master don't compare me with that monkey, when I was above the heavenly court, I was also Marshal Tianpeng, and I was also on an equal footing with his curtain general. ”
It turns out that this pig is not lazy, but afraid of losing the face of his heavenly court and navy.
If I had the ability to shout Sha Wujing, would I still let you come, if I was asked to shout at the top of my voice, I guess I wouldn't be able to shout this next year, and in the end I would have to count on you as a pig.
I smiled and said to Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, the teacher didn't ask you to be a messenger, you should just go to drink the order to inquire and call the monster out to see you." ”
Zhu Bajie is not a fool, he gave me a big white eye with his dead fish eyes, "Hmph, you monk is familiar, where do you have the appearance of a teacher." ”
Your uncle, you taught me a lesson, and let you shout a word, nonsense.
Although he is unforgiving, he has never delayed his work. Zhu Bajie opened his mouth and took a deep breath, I dare say, this breath he inhaled can definitely fill a large gas canister.
"Monster, come out and see your grandfather pig!"
I bought a watch last year!
I'm just asking you to shout, are you yelling like this! Nima's voice almost popped my bladder.
asked Sun Wukong to shout before, Sun Wukong only raised the volume, but this time Zhu Bajie's shouting was completely a sonic attack.
He shook me so much that I almost vomited a mouthful of blood. Is this the lion's roar, who plays Tai Chi!
After the lion roar that is enough to shatter my internal organs is used by the wild boar Zhu Bajie, can it be renamed the pig roar gong.
Although Zhu Bajie's roar was only a few words, the sound made the air tremble, and the water of the quicksand river even rolled like boiling water for that second.
And Zhu Bajie didn't work very hard, just understated Lu's little hand, which completely changed my opinion of him, originally he had been boasting about how strong and strong his combat power was, how much better than Sun Wukong, now it seems that this thing is not bragging, in terms of combat means, he is indeed higher than Sun Wukong.
Don't look at the voice that just roars, as long as this trick is used well in battle, it can be used as a control plus interruption skill, and if the operation is enough for six, it is not a problem to take a head with a set of skills, as long as it is not wasted, the "cancer mother fart" of this game is proper.
Zhu Bajie's sonic attack must not have been able to touch Sha Wujing at the bottom of the river, but the purpose of the message was obviously hit.
The river churned a few times, Sha Wujing appeared again, I said in my heart that you are too, why do people come up as soon as they shout at you, if it is me, you will call me in a single cycle, I won't bring it out, I'm in a hurry.
Fortunately, Sha Wujing didn't have such a smart brain as me, and he appeared after being yelled at by Zhu Bajie, and he exposed half of his body and shouted at Zhu Bajie on the water: "You black demon is very rude, disturbing my rest three times and twice, what do you want?"
I didn't wait for Zhu Bajie to fight with Sha Wujing again, I shouted at Sha Wujing in the quicksand river at the highest volume: "Sha Wujing! Have you ever met Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
Sha Wujing frowned and pondered, and said, "It seems that I have met Master Guanyin, what are you talking about?"
It's good that you've encountered it, as long as you can remember what Guanyin Bodhisattva told you, my difficulty will be over.
"Your Dharma name is Enlightenment, but the Bodhisattva has taken it for you?"
Sha Wujing looked at me suspiciously, and said, "How did you know about this monk?"
Not only Sha Wujing, but Zhu Bajie was also curious, why I knew that Sha Wujing's name was given by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"The poor monk is the person selected by Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn scriptures! If you want to go to the west to learn scriptures, you want to cross your quicksand river at this time, think about it carefully, has the Bodhisattva ever instructed you to wait for me here and go west with me to learn scriptures?"
Sha Wujing nodded and said, "It seems to be the case." ”
Okay, even if you can't remember clearly, now that Lao Tzu has helped you recall, you should honestly be my porter.
"Then would you like to help me go west to learn the scriptures?"
After listening to my words, this time Sha Wujing did not hesitate, and immediately shook his head and said, "I don't want to." ”
I'll rub your uncle's! This answer is called a neat and crisp!
"Why?"
"Why? yes, why?"
I'll ask you first!
Yes...... It's so tiring to chat with this guy, damn it, I thought that it would be enough for me to be angry with Zhu Bajie, but I didn't expect that chatting with Sha Wujing made me even more angry, it's like a chicken and a duck, uh...... Although I'm not a chicken, he's not a duck either.
I said to Sha Wujing: "The little monk of Lei Gongzui, who fought with you before, is the great apprentice of the poor monk, who once served as the Monkey King in the sky and took care of the Pan Tao Garden for the Jade Emperor. ”
I pointed to Zhu Bajie beside me and said: "You also know this, you used to be the Marshal of Tianpeng who was in charge of the Tianhe sailors, you were also an official in the Heavenly Court, and you were a general of the rolling shutter, although you are now a demon in the mortal world, if you are willing to help me go west to seek scriptures, it is also a merit to go to Lingshan, are you willing to go with it?"
I've made it clear enough, if you haven't opened your mind, just wait for the Bodhisattva to come and clean you up!
Sha Wujing looked at me inexplicably and said, "Why do I want to learn the scriptures from you? What is the use of the scriptures I want, and what is the use of the merits of Lingshan?"
Oh, I'll go! This is not scientific, a monster who has been demoted to the mortal world doesn't care about his past convictions, and he doesn't care about being able to transform himself and become a better person again, and find a better way out, are you looking through the world?
Sha Wujing didn't play according to the routine, but I was a little overwhelmed, and I didn't know what to say.
Zhu Bajie said unhappily: "Since you have been instructed by the Bodhisattva like me, why are you still a demon here, so ignorant of what to do, and you live up to the Bodhisattva's kindness!"
Sha Wujing said: "I am here to be faithful, not to teach the monks of the Western Regions to go east, not to allow the monks of the East to go west, in this quicksand river boundary, not to take half a step into the West Niu Hezhou. ”
It turns out that after crossing this quicksand river, even if it enters Xiniuhezhou, it seems that this quicksand river is the dividing line that divides the two continents of the east and west, and the first half of the 108,000-mile road I walked too smoothly, and it only took more than a year to finish, and from this quicksand river, the real ordeal is officially begun.
Okay,There's nothing to be afraid of when the difficulty of the game increases.,I came to play after reading the game strategy.,Now that the game plot has changed, it's good.,It won't make me play so boring.。
Sha Wujing said that he was not allowed to go east or west, someone must have given him such an order, and the targets were all monks, which clearly showed that he was inhibiting the expansion of Buddhism to the east, and the person who could give such an order to the former curtain general, I guess it should be a big man in the heavenly court.
I have come into contact with Zhu Bajie Sun Wukong and the former curtain general Sha Wujing in front of me are all immortals in the sky, except for Sun Wukong, not to mention, Zhu Bajie is the commander of the Tianhe Water Army, Sha Wujing is the imperial guard of the Lord of the Heavens, this is not an ordinary character.
But being able to give Sha Wujing an order, and can make him completely ignore Guanyin Bodhisattva's arrangement, there is only one person I can think of now, and that is Oh Mai Jade Emperor.