Chapter 2 - You Journalists

As soon as he walked away, Tang Yuan took out a hearthstone, which was bound in the human world, and rubbed it violently, and then the whole person disappeared out of thin air. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After reading the picture on the black screen, he came to the world, as for why he came here early in the morning...... There's no way, although the main god claims to have everything, even the ingredients are sold, but he doesn't sell dishes that can be eaten directly, even if it's instant noodles, he has to boil water to soak after exchanging them.

And Tang Yuan is a lazy person, so he simply came directly to the world to see if there was anyone selling breakfast, even if it was soy milk fritters, it was better than doing it himself...... After all, this lazy cancer attack is not a joke, and when it is serious, I don't even want to get out of bed, let alone cook.

After a while, he pinched a toothpick in his hand and walked out of a noodle restaurant with his teeth picked.

"This noodle restaurant tastes good...... It's a bit like Uncle Yile's craft, I'm afraid it's not a crossover......"

Talking to himself, he walked down the street, but he always felt a little uncomfortable.

Why do the people around you look at you with a strange gaze......?

Could it be that you forgot to wipe the oil soup at the corner of your mouth? No, wiping your mouth after eating is a good habit that you can't get rid of if you want to...... Tang Yuan took out his mobile phone and used the screen as a mirror to look at it, and there was nothing suspicious on his face.

Well, by the way, it couldn't have been oil soup, because he remembered that people had been looking at him strangely since he had come to the village before.

What's going on?

Puzzled, but embarrassed to ask, Tang Yuan had no choice but to continue walking on the street in confusion, but he didn't walk long before he ran away because he couldn't stand that kind of look and left the world.

"It's horrible...... The look in those people's eyes was terrifying...... What the hell have I done!? With a dark face, Tang Yuan muttered to himself as he walked on the path of the Magic Forest, "Why don't I remember when I was so famous!?" Why are those people looking at me like that!? ”

At this time, he remembered what Yakumo Purple told him yesterday - "You are a celebrity now, pay attention to it when you go out~"

"Celebrities? I'm just setting up a stall in the world for a long time, even if the things I sell are a little more high-energy, I won't be famous, right!? Besides, the eyes of those people looking at me were not curious or anything, although I couldn't tell what it was, I always felt that it was not a good look! ”

Alone and entangled, Tang Yuan saw five young girls jumping towards him in front of him.

Sentai Sentai

The five young girls also seemed to notice that someone was coming from the other side, so they quickly formed a formation as if they had rehearsed in advance.

"To prevent the destruction of the Great Barrier!" Young girl in blue short skirt.

“Duang”

"You try to BB me again, believe it or not, I'm willing to be sentenced to a maximum death penalty for three years because of you!?" Man in black coat.

"Wow...... Miso he hit me...... Ay!? Qi Luno had a big bag on his head, and he was still crying and turning around to seek the comfort of the big goblin, but he suddenly remembered something, turned to look at Tang Yuan, pointed at him and shouted, "Aren't you the human who invited me to eat candy twenty years ago?" ”

"Let's not talk about what the ......hell it was twenty years ago," Tang Yuan pouted, pinched a healing technique in his hand, and said while pressing it on the big bag on Qi Lunuo's head, "I'll just ask, why do you call yourself 'me' for a while?" I can't even use the first person, how do you usually communicate with people? ”

"I don't know, I've always been talking to people like this......" Qiluno felt a coolness coming from the top of her head, and when she touched it with her hand, the big bag was gone, "Wow! You're a great human! It's almost as good as me, the strongest goblin! It's worthy of a man who can get together with Kazami Yuka! ”

"Well, thanks for the compliment of your little brat...... Well? What!? Tang Yuan listened to the first half of the sentence and still had the heart to joke with this little goblin, but when he heard the back, his face slowly changed, "Sister Youxiang? How did I get together with her again? Young man, you can't talk nonsense, if something goes wrong in the future, you have to be responsible, and I will tell you! ”

"Huh? But that's what the newspapers say! Kirino blinked, her face full of innocence, "Newspapers don't lie, do they?" ”

"Newspapers?"

When Tang Yuan heard Qi Lunuo talk about the newspaper, he suddenly had a bad feeling from the bottom of his heart.

"Hey, kid, that newspaper you were talking about...... You're still keeping, aren't you? ”

Kirino didn't know, but nodded anyway.

"Okay, look...... Here's nine lollipops, take them, can you go back to your house now and help me get that issue of the newspaper? ”

"Wow! Nine is so many! Okay, it's on me! Qi Luno accepted the nine lollipops and immediately came to his senses, and slapped his chest to hit the bag ticket, "But hey, I can't remember which issue of the newspaper it is, what if I get it wrong?" ”

"Then bring me all the newspapers in your house! Go now! There are nine more when you come back! Tang Yuan always felt that the feeling in his heart was getting stronger and stronger, "The lollipop tube is enough!" It's okay to have as much as you want, and you're guaranteed to get pregnant as soon as you see my crotch after eating! ”

"Good! Leave it to me! As soon as Qi Luno heard him say this, his momentum also came up, and he turned to the four remaining young girls of the stupid team and said, "Little ones, captain, I have something to leave, you stay here for a while!" In the evening we went to Miskey's house for a party! Endless lollipops are waiting for us! ”

“Rua！”

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casually handed Qi Luno and them a container of lollipops (not expensive anyway), Tang Yuan looked at the newspaper in his hand, and his heart was called a mixed taste.

The newspaper headline read: "Shocked! This person actually took the initiative to go to the Sun Flower Field, and it seems that he has an unknown relationship with the tyrant of flowers...... I won't talk about what was written, but the general content is that a certain honest and honest reporter accidentally found that an unknown man went to the sunflower field and had a good conversation with the tyrant of flowers, and then the two had a friendly ♂ exchange, and finally the man let out a cry of unknown meaning and handed the tyrant of flowers two bags of things, so the tyrant of flowers ran home with the two bags of things with a happy smile...... The unidentified man smoked a cigarette on the spot and left the sunflower field with a satisfied face.

The whole thing is added to by the reporter, and there is no sense of life and death at all when it reads, but it is full of a faint warmth and a sour and sweet ...... In particular, in this reporter's pen, Kazami Yuka seems to be described as a newly married young woman strolling through a flower field with a parasol, and the man is like a husband who returns home after finishing his business, and the whole development is extremely sweet and beautiful, it is simply ......

"It's!!" Tang Yuan's eyes were red with anger, and he wanted to burn the newspaper to ashes and then use the ashes to make bibimbap and stuff it into the reporter's mouth.

Because there's a picture in the newspaper! It's him in the picture!

The name of the reporter is written under the newspaper!

"Sustaining the life of the pill aaa!!!a

This roar came out from afar, containing the vigor of murderous power, and the listeners all felt numb in their spines, and I don't know how many old people in the cave thought about it: "Huh? Another saint-level powerhouse was born! I'm afraid this continent is going to change......"

"the saint-level powerhouse! the continent and change the sky! I'm going to skin that little alive and tie it up on the street to make people strong X five million times at a time, two pieces of five!! Tang Yuan's whole person floated in mid-air, surrounded by gusting winds, lightning and thunder, strong waves, and fire and rain...... However, these special effects were all added by himself.

"Life-sustaining Maruwen, you wait for me! Look at how I clean you up!! "Big brother, you'd better pronounce the name correctly first, okay?

[To be continued]