Chapter 3 - Em Angri

"Scum who is in our way! I'm so angry!! ”

Tang Yuan was like sitting on the top of a volcano on a hot day and soaking in a hot water tank to eat hot pot, hot anger evaporated from the top of his head, and he didn't know that he thought that the train had become a jing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Especially when he remembered that he had caught the damn Hong Kong reporter with his own hands this morning, and -- (he took a deep breath) -- and had been teased by him for a few words and then let go!

Let it go!! If I had known what she had done, I should have cleaned her up at the time! As a result, I just let it go!!

Moreover, Tang Yuan finally understood why he felt that the Shooting Pill Wen was wrong for him in the morning - she was not ready to interview at all and then take it out to the news! She has already made Tang Yuan into news, and she is carrying out follow-up reports!

the follow-up report!!

"It's against her! I'm so angry that I can speak German!! ”

He stomped his feet on the spot, flew into the sky, and took out a large horn to roar at it: "Life Continuation Pill Text!" You give Lao Tzu out!! ”

For a while, there were countless birds, and the sound spread throughout Gensokyo, but no one birded him.

Maybe it was because the murderous aura in Tang Yuan's words was too heavy when he spoke at this time, and the paparazzi didn't dare to come out when he heard it......

"You're not coming out, are you!? Don't come out!? Okay, okay! That's what you forced me to do!! In a fit of rage, Tang Yuan took out his gun and fired wildly in the direction of the Monster Mountain - of course he knew that a bullet of this power alone could not pose a threat to those people on the mountain, not to mention that the distance was thousands of meters away, and it would be a real hell to be able to hit the past, so this was just to vent his anger - and then, as soon as the gun was put away, the whole person returned to the ground as if nothing had happened.

That's it? How can it be!

I saw him smiling evilly and muttering to himself: "Fortunately, I had Alzheimer's disease before and forgot to let you out...... That's where you can help! After speaking, he took out a big red skull from his bosom, and was about to knock it down.

"Don't fight, boss! Don't fight! I'll just come out! In a panic, he fell out of it as Thomas rolled around, and shouted repeatedly, "If you hit me again, I'll really become that mentally retarded Six-Buttercup!" ”

"Shut up! Fortunately, Lao Tzu never let them see you...... Yura, I'll give you a task here, do you have faith? Tang Yuan put away his skull, put his hands behind his back, and stood in front of Reverse Hair Yuluo with a standard straddle.

"Huh? What's the task? He brushed his hair, his face completely confused.

"Soldiers! Answer my question! Is there any faith!? ”

"Yes!" was yelled at by Tang Yuan, she was so frightened that she stood up directly and replied with a loud roar.

"Excellent! Here's your mission briefing! Listen up! ”

"Yes!"

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"Ahhh......h Little brother, what did you send that little girl for? I was too late to hear your previous conversation......"

A crack opened behind Tang Yuan, and Yakumo Zi drilled out half of his body from it.

"Did you say Yura? It's nothing, there's a reporter, the news she did...... A rowing boat! I'm telling you, Em Angre! I'm going to play her to death today, and 70,000 sisters-in-law will explode one by one! Tang Yuan said viciously, his left hand shaking like a Parkinson's patient, "Yura was sent out by me to inquire about the news, I told her, go and find someone everywhere to ask about the whereabouts of the sustaining pill, if someone asks what the reporter is doing, he will reply, 'There is a revelation about a man in a black coat', I don't believe that the paparazzi will not be interested!" ”

"Ahhh......h Looks like you already know what's going on, little brother...... And then what? After that little girl found Wenwen? What are you going to do? ”

"Uh-huh, hehe......" Tang Yuan took out a walkie-talkie, "I planted a time-lag stance bomb on Yura's body......"

"Meow Meow Meow ???" Yakumo tilted her head, "I know what the bomb is...... But the time lag stand...... What is it? ”

"Time lag stance? That's a good thing, but it doesn't do much for us. Tang Yuan smiled.

The time-lag stance technology he uses here is probably from the Dead Space series, the blue energy that slows down when an object touches it...... However, it didn't work for Tang Yuan, because Tang Yuan had already tried, and he could actually use his spiritual power to disperse the blue energy that had been stained on his body...... God knows what his spiritual power has mutated into! Anyway, that Utra or something is definitely a super terrifying existence!

Don't look at the time-delayed stance in Dead Space, it doesn't seem to slow down the object much, the main god here is redeemed for this one with an explanation: high-concentration time-lag stance bomb!

Do you want to try what the word "high concentration" means? It is estimated that the object can be infinitely close to a state of rest......

"I don't believe it, no matter how fast you Hong Kong reporter runs, can you still stand this!? Hehe! Tang Yuan held a time-lag stance bomb in his hand and threw it up and down, looking at Yakumo Zi, "Zi Mom, do you want to try it?" I don't think it will affect you much. ”

"I'll forget it......" Yakumo Zi shook her head, "Little brother, you can really come up with a bunch of weird things, seriously, if it weren't for my intuition telling me that something terrible would happen to you if I just devoured you, I really wanted to find out what kind of secrets you have." ”

"Oh? Devour me? He smiled, "Oh-oh - is that why a monster sage would put down his body to talk to a human like me?" Do you think your intuition is that reliable? Well, according to your words, I hope your instincts are right...... Otherwise, I would have been gone. ”

"Uh-huh~" Yakumo Zi also smiled and didn't say much.

"But since you don't have that idea...... Do you think we should make a better relationship? You're right? Purple Mom (these two words bite very hard)? ”

"Okay, good~"

After talking about such an awkward topic, for a while, both of them were silent.

After a long time, Tang Yuan spoke again to break the silence: "Speaking of which, your fox...... Ah, I've met once, and she's in pretty good shape—what's going on with her these days? Even the top priority of perfecting Gensokyo has to be put aside, and she has to wait until she is done? ”

"She?" Yakumo Zi's face was a little embarrassed, "Actually, it's not a big deal...... She's ...... these days. Well, you know. ”

"Huh?" Tang Yuan listened to her so-called answer, and looked confused.

"Oh, it's so shy to say it......" Yakumo Zi covered her face with her hands and shook her head vigorously, "Blue her...... It's estrus these days. ”

"Poof......

"Oops! Little brother, why are you vomiting blood? ”

[To be continued]