"Ahem, audition, ahem, poof, ahem, ahem, ahem, it stinks, sorry. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Good evening, audience friends, now I will start broadcasting a collection of excuses for you."

"Hello everyone, because of the well-known clean network operation, the clumsy work has been hit like never before, although the author has created hundreds of thousands of words with indomitable momentum in the past two months, but they have been ruthlessly blocked by the operator after uploading.

I'm still insisting on getting more and more every day, and I believe that hard work will pay off, yes, I'm such a hardworking man, yes, I ......"

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"The story of my muromy has entered winter, and in order to let you enjoy the perfect reading experience of the unreal and the real, I have thought twice and decided to move the update to winter."

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"It's this time of year when I'm alone on a private jet to a tropical island, carrying no electronic devices with me, for a quiet holiday in isolation."

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"Whew, the round-the-world wedding with my childhood sweetheart is finally over."

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"Who would have thought that public toilet would be the entrance to another world."

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"Hello readers of Earth Star 2015, when you read this line, it means that I have completely failed in the battle against Flying-Spaghetti-Monsterism, and the Earth is about to usher in an unprecedented horror and catastrophe......"

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"Doctor, is he still like that?"

"Yes, his mind is still stuck in an illusion, he stubbornly believes that multi-turret is not as good as an RPG, Real Madrid is not as good as Barcelona, Mr. Asia Du Stop Cup does not have a girlfriend, and "My Roommate Really Has a Problem" has not been updated."

ladu stop changing! (╯°Д°)╯┻━┻

Ahem, hello everyone, I haven't seen you for many days, I'm Du Stop Cup.

As you can see above, during the two months and seven days of separation, I was trying to think of excuses every day, and before I knew it, time flew by.

Who would have thought that in just 60 days, I would be interrupted for two months.

Even the rebirth of Zhuge Wuhou can't estimate this kind of bizarre development!

(Prime Minister: Shut up!) You brazen bone! ）

Two months of idleness passed, and I suddenly found that the trivial time that had passed was still empty even if I looked back many times, only those moments infused with sweat and blood remained in my heart.

So I republiced.

I defeated me for two whole months, those close enemies.

We fought wildly in the apartment, in the office, in the bathroom, in the subway, in the supermarket, in the gymnasium, in the square.

I drank a lot of wine, smoked a lot of cigarettes, met a lot of friends, and walked a lot of places.

Then I smashed their heads, spit out their brains, wiped the blood off my shirt, and sat back down at the keyboard.

I'm not republishing to prove how good I am. Even if it ends in 10,000 words, it's just a third-rate novel full of bad taste, and I've only updated about a thousand words, and the future is still unknown, and the downed corpses on the ground are struggling.

But I started again.

broke his word and became fat, repeatedly defeated, repeatedly, and embarrassed.

Sometimes I feel like a dog, and sometimes I feel like it's not.

I didn't think I was as handsome as I was when I was a dog, so I started again.

The famous novelist Stephen Chow once said:

"Writing is not life, but I think sometimes it's a path back to life."

I suddenly wanted to take a look.

Your faithful friend

Woo woo

Du stop the cup