In "Norwegian Wood", the protagonist Watanabe has a roommate nicknamed "The Expendables". Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Mr. Info Death Squad is rumored to be able to look at the landscape of Amsterdam's canals, and whenever Watanabe mentions it, it always makes the listener happy.

My roommate when I was a student in the mecha operation department, Biscuit, was also a man who always brought a pleasant atmosphere.

Cake Gong has been good at martial arts since he was a child, and after entering university, he entered the Imperial Ancient Boxing Law Department for further study.

As the saying goes, interest is the best teacher. After diligent study, the cake is not only proficient in the silent assassination boxing of the five dragons holding the pillar flow [OGC_IN_DARK], but also willing to perform the five dragons holding the pillar flow in public killing boxing [OGC_IN_PUBLIC], practicing Sanjiu in winter and Sanfu in summer, which is impressive.

However, I don't want to say much about the outstanding martial arts of the cake man.

On the one hand, Song Ming and his brother have mentioned this in his series "The Reason Why Du Gong Didn't Come to Update", and talked about the fact that Bi Gong likes to pot health care, etc., so I don't need to add to it. On the other hand, I know that for a martial artist, what is more important than martial arts is martial virtue.

Martial arts is not a method used to push down opponents, and the best way to push down opponents is to use ****.

If a martial artist doesn't take life seriously and doesn't think deeply about the universe and life, then his efficiency in pushing down his opponent will never be as good as using ****.

Cake Gong is not only a pillar boy who loves life, but also a serious martial artist, his martial arts are simple and can bend and stretch, even a hard-core straight man like me must always keep a distance between martial artists with him, so as not to be pushed down invisibly.

In addition to practicing boxing, the cake man often expresses some unique views on life, I was fortunate to hear about it, so I recorded it casually, and the sand became a tower, so far there are two volumes of "Cake Gong Quotations".

Last night, on a whim, I found two volumes of quotations to reread, and I couldn't release them for a long time.

It is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone.

In addition, today is the birthday of the Cake Boy - maybe not, no way, I don't remember his birthday - in short, I will share with you an excerpt from the second volume of "The Quotations of the Cake Father", let us wish him a happy birthday, and wish him a happy pillar boy forever.

Du stop the cup

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The following may be uncomfortable, and it is all the fault of the bakery.

Excerpt from Cake Gong Quotations 2015

Preface:

The cake is a life, and the soap is slippery and makes people - the theme of a mad friend.

Editor's note:

In order to highlight the meaning of inheriting the past and opening up the future, I start with a sentence in "Quotations of the Cake Gong 2013".

"What's wrong with me jerking off? I'll play with myself for a while! Is it illegal? Do the police care?! ”

Cake Gong, 2013

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Cake Gong, 2015

"The police are not omnipotent, and you will eventually whip your indulgent heart with a moral whip on a sleepless night."

Quotation Text:

1. I've long stopped masturbating, at least not by myself.

2. I'm so uncomfortable that I'm going to die, or you ****.

3. Be serious, don't let me fuck you.

4. You masturbate for ten years, but I don't like to masturbate for a month.

5. I have long made up my mind not to engage in schoolgirls, but for this kind of schoolgirl, I must educate her well.

6. I went to have a massage just now, and when I came back in a trance, I felt that I had a lot more understanding of life.

7. Labor is honorable, and I want to go out and sell in my spare time.

8. Is bleeding from the buttocks hemorrhoids? Hemorrhoids have nothing to do with jerking off.

9. Jokes, how could I do those dirty things.

10. The bedroom should be tasteful, there must be hand paper and chrysanthemums, you know.

11. How could I have such a thing, I am a prodigal son who practices the way of a gentleman.

12. Don't go to the elementary school to shake around, the children see it, maybe they will ****.

13. The world's martial arts, only fast is not broken, fast enough, powerful, what does it look like slowly.

14. I'm going to look for you next week, you take me to play, I heard that you have a lot of men over there.

15. You don't go up to others, others let others go up, instead of letting others be offended by others, it is better for you to be pure and good on others. This is my summary of the dialectic of evil in my dynasty, as if it were not a dialectic...... It doesn't matter, it's all on it.

16. Why is the handjob over, there is a sense of loss, I think about life, I think about the future. Lately, every time I get off the plane, I'm stuck thinking and I feel like I've matured. ”

17. Just now, I was going to go for health care, but in order to save money, I solved it myself. It's too fast...... I rubbed it for two minutes, less.

18. I go for a massage, it's not a pure carnal transaction, I talk and laugh with the lady, and communicate with her heart. Finally, she gave me a push with tears in her eyes.

19. Everyone can't do what they want to do, just like you can never find the ideal massage lady.

20. From now on, there is no cake man in the world, there is only a brokeback prodigal son in the heart who sighs late at night.