"Senior, you're okay!" Xu Dashu picked up the peachwood dagger, ran to his right ear and asked with concern. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The right ear canal exhaled and exhaled: "This little ghost is too cunning to touch him at all." ”

"By the way, senior, why don't we find a way to trick him down, and then catch him." Xu Dashu proposed.

"Yes, as long as I can touch him, he won't be able to run." The right ear canal said confidently.

"Well, I want to think about it!" Xu Dashu used his brain: "Alas, that's right. Xu Dashu looked at Xu Jing on the side and asked, "Does this little ghost you have anything you like to do?" ”

Hearing this, Xu Jing tilted her head: "Wait a minute, I want to think about it." ”

"Sister, please hurry up! Time waits for no one! Xu Dashu looked at the little ghost floating in mid-air not far from him, fortunately, the little ghost was greedy for fun and had not made any too radical moves.

"I know, don't rush!" Xu Jing said impatiently.

"Forget it, I can't care so much, time is money." Xu Dashu gritted his teeth, stood up and walked to the front.

"Big tree, you go."

Xu Dashu: "......"

Senior, lend me your big knife, although I don't know what Xu Dashu is going to do, the head of the right ear canal still handed the peach wood big knife in his hand to Xu Dashu.

Holding the big knife, Xu Dashu felt a little more confident in his heart, and walked in front of the little ghost with heavy steps, and the atmosphere was quite solemn at this time.

"Do you really want to do that?" Xu Dashu was struggling in his heart.

"Once you do that, you may never be able to hold your head up again."

Forget it, for the sake of the world, Xu Dashu went out.

The little ghost blinked with a pair of big eyes at this time, and he didn't know what the young man with the big knife in front of him was going to do.

I saw Xu Dashu standing firmly on the ground with his feet, and suddenly threw the big knife in his hand to the ground in front of him, his knees slightly bent.

"Is the tree going to fall without a fight?" The right ear looked at Xu Dashu incredulously and shouted, "Dashu, what are you going to do?" ”

Xu Jing also looked at Xu Dashu incredulously, could it be that the young man who had a good impression of him before was so unbearable.

But they were wrong.

Xu Dashu threw down the big knife, after his knees were slightly bent, he suddenly clenched his hands into fists, stretched his arms forward, and began to shake up and down from the left and right parallels, very rhythmically, and his mouth opened slightly: "Lala Demacia, Lala La, Lala Demacia, Lala La, Sword Saint Stealing Tower"

The lyrics have a tone and are very melodic.

"Poof....." A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out of his right ear.

Xu Jing looked confused.

Xu Dashu's tender face was flushed, in fact, it was also because he had lived with the old man Lingxu since he was a child, and he had never played with any toys, and every time he was angry, Lingxu would always sing this song to coax him, which was called a nursery rhyme

Xu Dashu was deceived until he became an adult, and after knowing that Xu Dashu came into contact with masturbation, he found out where this "nursery rhyme" came from.

"Why didn't it work?" Xu Dashu looked at the floating imp, and he was very anxious.

In fact, Xu Dashu didn't know, it wasn't that it didn't work, but that the little ghost was also confused.

After a while, the little ghost suddenly giggled, floated in the air, and jumped up there like Xu Dashu.

One big and one small, one high and one low, the sense of déjà vu between the two of them dancing and singing there is simply outrageous.

"By the way, I remembered." Xu Jing suddenly shouted.

"What do you think?" At this time, Xu Jing came to the side of the chief of the right ear, lowered his head and whispered something in the ear of his right ear, and then his right ear looked strange, looked at Xu Dashu and sighed: "Dashu, you did your best, come back!" ”

Xu Dashu slowly stopped, picked up the big knife with a frustrated face, and walked to the right ear with his head down.

The right ear patted Xu Dashu's shoulder encouragingly: "You danced great!" “

Xu Dashu wanted to cry without tears.

Xu Jing lowered her head and whispered a few words in Xu Dashu's ear at this time, and Xu Dashu's face became even more bitter.

"Then it's decided, let's get started!" The right ear canal said.

"Yes." Xu Dashu nodded heavily.

At this time, Xu Jing was sitting on the computer bench, while Xu Dashu and the head of the right ear canal surrounded Xu Jing on the left and right, tightly blocking the computer screen, and the three of them turned their backs to the little ghost.

I don't know if Xu Jing deliberately turned on the computer stereo very much.

"All the Army"

"Demacia!"

“doublekill。”

“triplekill！”

The loud sound of the game, coupled with the sound of Xu Jing clicking the mouse and the keyboard, as well as the cheers from Xu Dashu and the head of the right ear canal from time to time, immediately attracted the attention of the little ghost.

However, the three of them covered the computer screen again, and the imp couldn't see it, so the three deliberately ignored the imp behind them.

The little ghost kept flying left and right in the air, making a hurried sound, but the three of them still deliberately ignored it.

The little ghost is still a child, and the curiosity of children is always very heavy, and finally the little ghost couldn't resist the temptation and flew slowly to the three of them.

The three of them were still concentrating on playing, the little ghost from the left, from the right, from the top, from the bottom, they wanted to get into it to see, but the three of them were very tight, and the little ghost couldn't drill in, and the little ghost was in a hurry, so he put on a sprint posture and rushed towards the three of them.

"Good chance!" At this time, the three of them suddenly dispersed, the chief of the right ear canal took out a cloth bag and opened it, the little ghost rushed in one by one, and flew in without resistance, and the chief of the right ear canal put the cloth bag in it, and laughed: "The little guy is still young." ”

It turned out that Xu Jing told Xu Dashu and the chief of the right ear canal that the little ghost he raised was driven by himself, and he was obsessed with masturbation, and sometimes he was playing, and the little ghost was watching from the sidelines, no wonder, Xu Dashu was dancing there just now, and the little ghost would too.

"Sure enough, you can't let your child be addicted to online games!" Xu Dashu sighed.

The imp slammed left and right in the sack, squeaking.

Xu Dashu proudly slapped on the cloth bag: "Let you learn from me, let you be addicted to online games, this is a bloody lesson." ”

Seeing that the head of the right ear canal successfully recovered the little ghost, Xu Jing said gratefully: "Thank you to the head of the road this time, and I will call you when the labor fee is returned." ”

"You're welcome." The right ear didn't care and said, "Miss Xu Jing, you must take me to open the black when you have time." ”

Xu Dashu was speechless, this old thing is still thinking about masturbation.

Xu Jing nodded with a smile and looked at Xu Dashu: "You danced so funny just now, leave a phone number, you can be regarded as making a friend." ”

Xu Dashu was embarrassed to give his mobile phone number to Xu Jing, his face was flushed, and he thought of himself just now, so shy!

"Then the matter is settled, and it is time for me and the two of us to leave," said the right ear with a smile.

Xu Jing gritted her teeth and pleaded at this time: "Dao Chief, although this little ghost wants to harm me, but the reason is all on me, he was raised by me, and he can be regarded as my child, and I hope that Dao Chang will not hurt him." ”

The right ear smiled when he heard this: "Don't worry, I will help him reincarnate." “

In the end, although the right ear refused everything, Xu Jing still insisted on driving Xu Dashu and the right ear back, and on the way, Xu Dashu, the right ear, and Xu Jing also added QQ to each other.