Chapter Thirty-Three: The Family Has Little Ghosts Growing Up
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In the car, in fact, it was Xu Jing who took the initiative to ask for the QQ number of Xu Dashu, and after the old man in the right ear heard it on the side, he asked Xu Jing to add him to the non-dead skin. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xu Jing sent Xu Dashu and his right ear back to the store and went back, the right ear originally planned to leave Xu Jing to eat in the store, but it was also dark, Xu Jing always felt that staying with the right ear was more dangerous than staying with the little ghost, so he refused.
Back in the store, Xu Dashu made a simple dinner, and after eating with the chief of the right ear canal, the chief of the right ear canal took out the cloth bag containing the little ghost.
Xu Dashu looked at the bag curiously and asked, "Senior, what kind of bag are you, even ghosts can be contained." ”
The head of the right ear canal said proudly: "This bag is one of my treasures, called the soul collection bag, as long as any ghost enters this bag, don't think about going out again." ”
Xu Dashu's face was full of envy, except for the golden bottle plum, he didn't have anything other practical on him.
"Senior, what are you going to do with this little ghost?" Xu Dashu asked.
The head of the right ear canal thought for a while: "This little ghost can't be overtaken at the moment, and I will directly send it to the ghost on the seventh day of July, and let the ghost send him to reincarnation." "After that, you have to untie the cloth bag and release the imp.
Xu Dashu saw it and hurriedly shouted: "Senior, we finally caught it, you just let him out like this, what if he runs away?" ”
Hearing Xu Dashu's words, his right ear said confidently: "Do you think my house is so simple, and tell you unceremoniously, if he can run away when he comes out, I will eat Xiang directly to show you!" ”
Immediately, the head of the right ear canal untied the bag, and after a while, the little ghost's little head stretched out, looked left and right, and his body moved, and it seemed that he wanted to fly out, but the little ghost did not fly, and fell directly from the table and fell to the ground.
It seemed that it was hurt by the fall, and the little ghost rubbed his little buttocks, and his little feet jumped, and he wanted to fly again, but he didn't fly.
The little ghost was stunned by this scene, and after seeing it in his right ear, he sneered beside him: "Little ghost, I still want to fly on my territory." ”
As soon as the imp bit his fangs, he pounced on his right ear, laughed in his right ear, picked up the imp with one hand, and hit the imp on the ass with the other hand.
There was a "pop" sound, and the little ghost's little butt was red.
"Tell you to fly, make you want to hurt people."
"Wow, wow, wow." It was useless for the little ghost to struggle, so he gave up resisting and cried.
The right ear felt a bit like abusing a child, so he put the little ghost on the table and asked, "Why do you want to kill Xu Jing?" “
The little ghost sat on the table, his little face full of frustration: "She doesn't want me anymore." ”
The right ear sighed slightly: "You are a ghost, she is a human, you two can't stay together for the rest of your life, although she is at fault, but she also has good intentions, she wants to send you to reincarnation, but she doesn't want to harm you!" ”
After hearing this, the imp stopped talking.
"These days, just stay with me, I won't lock you up, don't think about running out, this house is full of runes, if you find death by yourself, I can't help it."
"Oh." The little ghost suddenly touched his little belly: "I'm hungry." ”
Looking at Xu Dashu with his right ear, Xu Dashu still didn't understand what it meant, so he had no choice but to go to the kitchen and put a bowl of noodles in front of the little ghost.
The little ghost was not afraid of being hot, he sucked the noodles in a big gulp, and the bowl of noodles was quickly eaten, and he patted his little belly: "It's delicious." “
To be honest, the imps now look cute just like ordinary children.
"You're full, stay here in the future, be honest, there's a computer there, you can play if you're bored." Said in the right ear.
The imp nodded, jumped off the table, and went to play with the computer.
Watching the little ghost leave, Xu Dashu asked, "Senior, you just let him go in the house." ”
"What's that, he's just like an ordinary child now, but his mind is a little more mature, if he doesn't want his soul to fly away, he won't harm anyone, and when the day comes, I'll just send him to reincarnation." The right ear doesn't matter.
"Okay!" Xu Dashu reluctantly agreed, but he still decided to stay in his room at night and not come out.
Xu Dashu was in his own room, lying on the bed and looking at his mobile phone, and found that the chat group of the Taoist priest in Maoshan was very quiet, and there were no Taoist friends to speak, and it was not too early now, Xu Dashu was about to go to bed and just closed his eyes.
"666666" a loud roar in his right ear frightened Xu Dashu.
But the voice came from the lobby, "Something happened to this old man in the right ear!" Xu Dashu thought.
Holding the peach dagger, Xu Dashu walked cautiously all the way to the lobby.
The lights in the lobby were turned off, Xu Dashu's heart was even more lifted, and he held the peach wood dagger to his chest, and Xu Dashu walked forward with courage.
"What are you doing?"
Xu Dashu was not frightened to death by this voice, and looked to the right, "I'll go", the old man in the right ear was sitting next to the computer and looking at the computer, no, to be precise, the right ear was sitting next to the little ghost, watching the little ghost play with the computer.
"Senior, what are you doing when you don't sleep at night?" Xu Dashu said dissatisfied.
The right ear smiled: "I found a secret to this little ghost." ”
Xu Dashu asked curiously, "What secret?" “
The right ear got up and walked to Xu Dashu's side, and whispered to Xu Dashu: "This little ghost's masturbation skills are really good, I asked him to give me points, and it will be used as the rent and food expenses for living in my place in the past few days." ”
Xu Dashu: "......"
After speaking, he didn't care about Xu Dashu, and ran directly to the little ghost to do it.
"You can do this, realize the bit."
“666666”
"Be careful, the jungler is coming."
Listening to the constant cry of the chief of his right ear canal, Xu Dashu was speechless, "Internet addicted teenager and Internet addicted old man." Xu Dashu scolded in his heart.
Knowing that there was nothing wrong, Xu Dashu relieved himself and returned to his room, but because of such a fuss in his right ear, Xu Dashu couldn't sleep again.
At this time, there was a prompt sound from QQ on the mobile phone, and Xu Dashu saw that it was Xu Jing looking for him.
Xu Jing: "Are you there?" ”
Xu Dashu replied: "Yes, are you okay?" ”
It didn't take long for Xu Jing to reply: "It's nothing, I just want to know how that little ghost is?" ”
Xu Dashu sweated: "Okay, I'm helping my seniors masturbate, and I'm going to score points." ”
It is estimated that it was also thundered, and it took a while for Xu Jing to send a series of ellipses.
"How old are you?" Xu Jing asked Xu Dashu.
"I'm just an adult, 18." Xu Dashu's cute expression.
Xu Jing smiled: "Then you should call me sister, I am 20 years old this year." ”
Xu Dashu couldn't believe that Xu Jing was only 20 years old when she was so mature, and she issued a series of ellipses.
"You don't believe me?" Xu Jing asked.
"I believe it, then I will call you Sister Xu Jing in the future." Xu Dashu smiled.
"Yes, I'll call you Big Tree." Xu Jing smiled.
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In this way, Xu Dashu and Xu Jing chatted for a long time at night, and the two became familiar with each other a lot.
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