The ninth bullet of Du Gong [MADAO] that you don't know
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Also known as Du Gong's reason for not coming to update. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
This column was contributed by the friendship of the name and the line.
About the author: The name and the year of the line, that is, Song Gong, insist on being a good author who is diligent and getting better, and always spurs Du Gong's people.
Song Gong is a model of mecha operation. tried to change "the gentleman is dry all day long" to "the gentleman sleeps all day long" The book was posted on the wall, and then it was torn off by the dormitory manager in the name of "Honkai Lou Feng"; He also tried to change "the deceased is reluctant to give up day and night" to "sleep comfortably and don't do homework", and then was torn off by the dormitory manager in the name of "lazy study style"; Later, in desperation, the book "There is a road in the book mountain" Yu Ying, and then was torn off as waste paper by the uncle who collected waste products outside the door.
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Its thirty-three.
Du Gongren sent the nickname Monthly Girl, in addition to a certain height difference Pyras animation, it also has a great relationship with his update frequency.
One day, Song Gong routinely raised a knife to urge the change.
Me: You're even better, if you don't change today, you haven't changed for 30 days.
Du: The old lady called the monthly girl, how could she break her promise? Today is the 29th, and the first watch of the month can be handed over. Song Gong and back, before the month changes, it will inevitably be more for you.
A few days later.
Me: Today is the first day of the next month, why haven't you updated it?
D: Has the month ever changed?
Me: Today is already No. 1, why hasn't it changed? Even according to the lunar calendar, the months have changed!
Du Gong stroked his palms and smiled: Song Gong! It's not good! Small knowledge is not as good as big knowledge, small month is not as good as big moon! There are spirits in the south of Chu, with 500 years old as spring and 500 years old as autumn; In ancient times, there was a big chun, with 8,000 years old as spring, 8,000 years old as autumn! Old man......
On that day, before Du Gong's words were finished, they were chopped into calendar-shaped slices by the masses who had insight into the truth, and they were not updated.
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its thirty-fourth.
In order to escape the update, Du Gong often does not hesitate to use self-destruction of limbs, self-destruction of computer accessories and other inferior means, which is despicable.
One day, Song Gong routinely raised a knife to urge the change.
Du: Song Gong don't worry, when I connect to the Internet, I will start coding words,!
Me: Hehe, I knew that you would take the opportunity to tear up the network cable, Lu Gong has already turned on the wireless network, and you can use it.
Du: Wait for me to open the word,!
Me: Hehe, I knew that you would take the opportunity to break the mouse cable, Song's wireless mouse is here, you can use it.
AD: Okay, okay, wait for me to wipe the keyboard...... it!
Me: Hehe, I knew you would take the opportunity to smash the keyboard, Zhonggong's super invincible uncle electric laser projection keyboard is here, you can use it.
Du Gong was speechless with the keyboard that had broken a table, his face was full of lifelessness, and he immediately got up and said: I'll go to the bathroom to calm down, and I'll be more when I come back.
Who expected that not long after Du Gong came out of the toilet, he had just coded dozens of words, and the room suddenly became dark! Zhonggong in the upper section and Lu Gong, who was watching the game, were all crying out because of the power outage.
Me: Providence so, and spare you this time.
Du Gong's expression was gloomy, and he shook his head: Alas, I was going to change the number of words every day, but how to make people, Brother Song, I will go to the wild to find food and myself.
I also pushed the door with him and left, just in time to meet the returning bakery.
Me: Cake man, you haven't paid the electricity bill, have you?
Cake: No, Muroza said that it was convenient for me to practice the Five Dragons Hugging Pillar Flow Assassination Fist [OGC_IN_DARK], and asked me to pull the gate to create an environment.
I turned my head to look at Du Gong, who was expressionless at this time.
On that day, Du Gong was stuffed into a three-phase socket to feel the power of the three-phase, and there was no update.
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Its thirty-five.
Du Gong's renewal is not a battle he fought alone, and often includes Song Gong's countless efforts to urge changes and the participation of countless well-known and unknown people.
One day, the three princes in the land cake went out, quiet, with sufficient power and complete equipment, and Du Gong had no reason to stop changing.
Du Chengcheng hesitated because of unreasonable delay, and there happened to be a loud "The Most Dazzling National Style" downstairs.
D: I'm really sorry that the square dance is disturbing the people, so I can't update, it's beyond my control.
So I forgave Du Gong, went downstairs and cut the stereo into several sections, and found Du Gong the next day.
Me: Du Gong, why don't you change it today?
Du Chengcheng hesitated because of unreasonable delay, and there happened to be a loud "On the Moon" downstairs.
Du Gong made a helpless gesture.
So I forgave Du Gong, went downstairs and cut the stereo into several sections along with my aunt, and then found Du Gong the next day.
Me: Du Gong, why don't you change it today?
Du Cheng hesitated because of unreasonable delay, and downstairs at this time, there happened to be a loud "Little Apple".
Du Gong immediately danced happily.
I was surprised that Du Gong could save the scene for the square dance every time, so I forced Du Gong to go downstairs with a knife to check the details.
As soon as he got downstairs, Du Gong was surrounded by aunts and shouted at Coach Du.
I was thoughtful, so I opened the encyclopedia entry of "My Room Fruit", and there was a list of "square dance coaches" in the author's introduction, and I was suddenly surprised.
That day, Du Gong's corpse and audio fragments were mixed together, and they could not be pieced together and updated.
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Its thirty-six.
Du Gong has been the focus of interviews in various publications in the mecha operation department because of his discipline.
One day, I was passing by with a knife, and Du Chengcheng was interviewed by a lewd junior with black-rimmed glasses.
Du: That's what I mentioned to you, Song Gong, a sword-drawing madman, and I talked and laughed with him.
Me: Don't fix what you don't have, you're even more.
Du: Song Gong, you have also seen it with your own eyes, I am being interviewed, and I really can't update it at this time.
Me: How can you be so virtuous that someone should ask you for an interview? Which angle did you interview?
Du: The old man has nothing else to do, but he can boast of diligence.
Me: Don't be ashamed to say anything, and don't let them see how long you've been between chapters.
The junior pushed his glasses and interjected: Senior Song, from the perspective of ordinary online serialization, Senior Du's update interval is a little longer, but from the perspective of the monthly magazine, the senior can be called a monthly model worker! Look at the "Du Gong You Don't Know" series that he serialized, and he is very diligent in updating......
Me: Oh? He told you that he wrote the series? Du Gong, let's go to the back and talk.
On that day, Du Gong was cut into a shape unknown to you, and there was no update.