"What's wrong with me? Oops, my head hurts! Wang Qiang, who came to his senses, said in a daze. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Son, you're finally normal." The aunt on the side saw that her son had finally become a normal person, and ran to Wang Qiang's side excitedly. Pointing to Lingxu and excitedly said: "Thank you Dao Chief, if it weren't for Dao Chief, I'm afraid you would die." “

"Thank you, Chief." Wang Qiang, this kid, gradually remembered something, and hurriedly bowed to Lingxu.

"You kid don't have to be polite, thank your mother if you want to thank you" Ling Xuan snorted coldly: "You dare to earn the money of the dead, you kid is too fateful, isn't it?" ”

"Dao Chief, don't you know, my mother is not in good health, my friend told me that there is a good idea to make money, there is a big boss's daughter who needs to find someone to marry her, whether it is successful or not, she will give 100,000 yuan, and guarantee that there is no danger, I thought it should not be a big deal, so I went, who knew it would become like this" Wang Qiang smiled bitterly.

"You kid is still a fortune teller, that gang is looking for you to marry you, it stands to reason that if you go, you will take your life, and your kid can still run back." Lingxu sneered.

"The Taoist is really clever." Wang Qiang patted a sycophant: "As soon as I got there, an old Taoist priest asked me for my birthday, and then the old Taoist priest said that my birthday and the boss's dead daughter's birthday were very compatible, and the boss asked me to change into a wedding dress and visit the church with his dead daughter, I was unwilling, who wanted to worship with the dead, but the boss said to add another 100,000, and said that it would be fine after worshipping, I didn't resist the temptation so I agreed." Who knew that as soon as I agreed, I peeked out of the corner of my eye, a boss's bodyguard with a stick in his hand behind his back, I thought badly, and kicked back to the bodyguard, while they didn't react, they quickly escaped, who knew that as soon as I got home, I was entangled by this female ghost. “

The old man Lingxu was not polite at all, and he didn't know where to find a stool to sit on the stool and said with a smile: "You kid is quite clever, there were three media and six women in the past marriage, and the same is true for the underworld marriage, the eight characters are a must, and the gang is probably afraid that the fanfare will be seen through." Just keep it simple, if you hadn't run away at the time, I guess you would have reported to your ghost bride in the Netherworld by now. ”

"That Dao Chief, you solved this female ghost, what if those people are looking for me to take revenge." Wang Qiang said in a panic.

"You kid now know it's scared." Lingxu is very calm: "I have a way"

"What's the solution?" Wang Qiang hurriedly asked.

"Call 110," Lingxu said lightly.

"Call the police?" Wang Qiang was puzzled: "Shouldn't you do it, Daoist master, use the legendary Taoist secret technique, kill that group of people, punish the traitor and eliminate the evil!" ”

To be honest, it's not that Wang Qiang has this idea, even Xu Dashu and Void think so in their hearts, how exciting it is when they think of that scene!

Hearing Wang Qiang's words, Lingxu looked very disappointed: "Stupid, have you watched too many movies, now is a society under the rule of law, don't think about killing people at every turn, that group of people has already broken the law by finding someone to marry in the dark, and if you find the police to arrest you, there will be nothing." ”

Wang Qiang hurriedly patted his ass: "Dao Chief's trick to kill people with a knife is high!" ”

"The children can be taught!" Lingxu has an expression that you know me.

The woman who is a mother is really great, no matter what she does, she always thinks about her child, and the aunt on the side is still very worried about her son, and asks Xiang Lingxu nervously: "Dao Chief, my son should be fine now, right?" ”

Lingxu smiled and said, "Auntie, don't worry!" Treat the wound on your son's head, don't get inflamed and you'll be fine, your house is too dark, you have to open the window often to bask in the sun, otherwise the yin will be too heavy! “

Bidding farewell to Wang Qiang and Aunt who had been thanking him non-stop, Lingxu returned to his residence with Xu Dashu and Emptiness.

On the way back, Lingxu had been warning Void and Xu Dashu: "Cultivator, the Dao heart must be stable, remember not to do things that hurt the heavens and reason, that Taoist priest dared to help someone match the underworld marriage, that must be a person with improper intentions, you two have shallow experience, you must be more careful!" ”

The original image of the spirit void instantly grew tall in Xu Dashu's heart, but the subsequent sentence made Xu Dashu feel embarrassed instantly: "Big tree! I saw all the process of spitting on that female ghost today, and you said I should tell your master if I want to. ”

As soon as Xu Dashu thought of what kind of punishment the old man in Zuoqiu would do to himself after he found out, he felt that the sky fell instantly, and hurriedly said in a good voice: "Uncle Shi, the disciple is not nervous, the disciple knows that the uncle is heroic, short and concise, phew, he is resourceful, the disciple did it on purpose, to show the ridicule of the female ghost, Uncle Shi, you have a lot, you shouldn't make a small report!" ”

Lingxu was praised by Xu Dashu with a satisfied face: "Senior nephew, your mouth is sweet, it's just that, you will inevitably make a few mistakes in life, just pay attention next time." ”

Finally persuaded Lingxu not to report to Zuoqiu Xu Dashu, and the three of them returned to their residence safely, and as soon as Xu Dashu returned to the bedroom, he was instantly excited.

"Computer." Xu Dashu found that he had a brand-new desktop computer on his desk at some point, and he was so excited!

"Senior brother, are you still satisfied? I specifically instructed my secretary to find someone to pretend to be here last night. Emptiness stood at the door of Xu Dashu's house and said with a smile.

"Senior brother, you're so good." Xu Dashu's eyes lit up.

Empty smiled: "Senior brother, you first grope by yourself, the next one is masturbation, senior brother will take you to play together at night, it is estimated that if the master is not satisfied tonight, we will neither be able to sleep." ”

"Okay, okay!" With a computer, not sleeping or anything is a trivial matter in Xu Dashu's opinion.

In the dead of night, almost everyone has entered the dream, and a loud roar suddenly spread to the party in the whole community, and all the people in the whole community were awakened by this sound, and they scolded: "Who doesn't sleep at night, looking for death!" "Don't let Lao Tzu find out who it is, otherwise ******!"

The owner of this roar is naturally the Lingxu Dao Chief, but the Lingxu Dao Master doesn't care at all, and is completely immersed in the world of Demacia.

"Big tree, are you a pig? Fight the dragon! ”

"Oh my God, apprentice, go kill the ADC!"

"Big tree, what are you doing? What are you still doing in the field, defend your home quickly, the enemy is coming to steal your home. “

After a long while, the sound finally stopped, and Lingxu angrily rushed into Xu Dashu's house.

"Uncle Shi, what are you going to do? I don't have a pit, I didn't die once. Xu Dashu said innocently.

Lingxu was like an erupting volcano, and he couldn't help but shout anymore: "You pit bastard, I'll endure if you don't come to our group, and I'll endure if you don't come when we fight the big dragon, you say you, 0-0-0 Sword Master, what's the use of you telling me?" ”

This roar was like a thunderbolt in the clear sky,

"Boom!"

Once again, it resounded throughout the community.

"Big trees, this is a hurdle, just get used to it." The emptiness in the other room listened to the roar of his master, and silently prayed for Xu Dashu in his heart.