On this day, Xu Dashu, Lingxu and Void had a tacit understanding to make up for sleep in their respective rooms. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The three of them struggled all night last night, and Xu Dashu kept kneeling due to double mistakes in operation and consciousness, and the entire record page was full of bloody red.

At the same time, Xu Dashu was also scolded by Lingxu angrily all night, when it was almost dawn, Xu Dashu finally understood the true meaning of a tower pushing game, and successfully stole the other party's crystal at the last moment, and successfully stole the other party's crystal with his own strength, and the three of them won a first victory, at this time Lingxu agreed to let the two sleep with satisfaction.

As everyone knows, the whole community looked like they were not in good spirits when they woke up in the morning under the noise of the three of them last night.

It was almost noon, Xu Dashu was lying on the bed while looking at the news in the group to see if there was any gossip among the seniors in the group recently.

found that the messages in the group were already 30+, and Xu Dashu kept scrolling up the messages.

"Huh? What is it? Xu Dashu found a person with an ID called Tianlei Taoist and uploaded a video to the group, and there was a caption under the video, catching zombies and demonstrating teaching.

Curiosity prompted Xu Dashu to click on the video.

"Hello, this is the eighth generation disciple of the Tianlei Sect, Lei Zi, for your exclusive report" A middle-aged man in a Taoist uniform smiled at the camera, then moved away, pointed to a man wearing the same Taoist robe behind him and said: "This is my senior brother Torpedo, he is also the demonstrator of catching zombies this time, now I will show you how to catch zombies correctly"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Dashu found that the camera began to move with the torpedo.

In the lens, it is a barren mountain and wild area, with the help of the moonlight, the scene captured by the camera is quite clear, and the effect is quite good, Xu Dashu can clearly hear the whining sound of the wind blowing, and the weeds on both sides are overgrown, and they are submerged to the knees of the two.

Although it was a video, Xu Dashu felt a little infiltrated when he watched it from the sidelines, but the torpedo walking in front of the camera was not moved by the surrounding environment at all, leaving the camera with a handsome torpedo back with a peachwood sword on his back. ”

"Oops, I'm grass!" The torpedo let out a scream and suddenly reached out with his hand to his calf.

Xu Dashu was so frightened by the scream of the landmine that he stared at the mobile phone screen intently.

I saw that the landmine turned his head and showed a charming smile at the camera: "I'm sorry, I was bitten by a mosquito"

Xu Dashu: "......."

Xu Dashu strongly suppressed the emotions in his heart and ignored this small detail, at this time Torpedo had already walked in front of a very old dilapidated house, and suddenly Lei Zi stretched out his big face from the side. Because he was very close to the camera, Xu Dashu could see the exposed nose hair, and Lei Zi grinned: "Everyone, ahead is our destination, a zombie's nest, let's wait and see how my senior brother subdues this zombie later."

The torpedo broke the door with one kick, and then rushed in alone, only to see that the camera just wanted to follow, the torpedo suddenly flew out of the house, and sat down on the ground with a bang, without adding any water, and Xu Dashu felt that his butt hurt.

"Guys, I'm sorry, because of the needs of the show, in order to achieve better shooting results, I had to deliberately lure that zombie out like this," Torpedo got up from the ground and explained to the camera.

At this time, I saw a zombie with a mouth full of fangs, a shriveled face, messy hair, and green hair running out, not the same as the zombie on TV, this zombie is not jumping, but running like a human, but the legs are stiff.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please take a closer look at the following demonstrations." The sound came from the shot mine.

Seeing the zombie rushing towards him, Torpedo didn't panic at all, pulled out the peachwood sword from behind with his right hand, and then bit the middle finger of his left hand with his teeth, and the index finger and middle finger merged, and used the blood flowing out to draw a spell on the peachwood sword.

"Youkai, look at the sword!" I have to say that the torpedo screamed quite gracefully,

"Look at my Tianlei faction's unique stunt, Tianmen swordsmanship" torpedo a somersault, landed on the back of the zombie, and immediately used the peach wood sword to pierce the back of the zombie's head and shoulders respectively, and the peach wood sword blessed with the spell rubbed the special effect of sparks on the zombie's body, which was quite gorgeous,

The zombie was enraged by the torpedo sword, and one turned around and attacked the torpedo desperately.

"It's good to come." The torpedo kicked the zombie in the chest, first widened the distance between the two, and randomly stabbed the zombie's front eyebrows and chest with the peach wood sword in his hand, but the peach wood sword did not penetrate, but still only rubbed out the spark effect.

In this way, when the zombie is about to get close, the torpedo uses his feet or soles to distance the two of them, and then stabs indiscriminately.

The zombie was almost stabbed all over his body, and the torpedo was obviously a little tired at this time, and said to the camera with a slight pant: "Just now I just wanted you to show you the Tianlei sword technique of my Tianlei faction, but everyone must remember to take medicine to the roots, ordinary physical attacks have no effect on zombies, and we can only solve it fundamentally is the best way" After speaking, he threw down the peachwood sword in his hand, and then took out a bottle full of liquid from his body.

Torpedo easily twisted the cap of the bottle and poured the liquid inside on the zombie, and the zombie, who had been so strong just now and had no effect on such a strong physical attack, suddenly let out a piercing scream, and black smoke rose from his body.

Torpedo, who was standing next to the zombie, took out a box of matches and a cigarette from his body, lit the cigarette, and threw the still burning match at the zombie, and then found that the whole zombie was burning.

Torpedo raised the bottle just now with his right hand, and elegantly spit out a smoke ring at the camera and said: "This sect's exclusive secret fuel black dog blood, double effect, you deserve it"

And then finally, there is a group photo of Torpedo and Tian Leizi, accompanied by the background music at the end, and the whole video ends like this.

Under the video file is the follow-up comments of various Taoist friends in the group.

The three non-precept chiefs: "Poof!"

Crazy Daoist Friend: "Your faction's way of pretending to be forced makes the old man embarrassed" An expression of shaking hands.

Drunken Moon Taoist: "A good ad insertion" A strong expression.

Huangshan Taoist: "I prefer to use strength to smash its body, and then let him disappear, but another day I will have time to go to Tianlei Taoist friends to learn" Huangshan Taoist is a recognized battle maniac in the group, like to meet friends with martial arts, subduing demons and eliminating demons is still the same, first conquer with violence.

Zuoqiu Daochang: "There is no sale"

Xu Dashu found that it was more normal for the group leader, Nanshan Daochang, to speak: "In the future, it is not allowed to upload videos with commercial nature inserting small advertisements in the group, violators will be banned for a week, and repeat offenders will be doubled."

Not only did he speak, but the head of Nanshan was probably afraid that some Taoist friends would not be able to see it, so he specially issued a group announcement.

Xu Dashu saw his master answer again: "There is no harm, pick up the words above"

Xu Dashu's heart is so tired, he finds that every time he reads group news, he always refreshes his understanding of the Taoist industry.