Let's end the first volume with a long one.

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Yizhou, in everyone's mouth, the Seventh People's Hospital is the medical institution with the highest appearance rate, and there is no one. It is usually used in conjunction with when one partner expresses intimacy with the other parent's immediate elders, as a way to express concern and concern for the other parent's mental state, and is thoughtfully accompanied by medical advice.

In fact, this is not very fair to the Seventh Hospital, because it is a nationally recognized tertiary general hospital, but it has existed as a specialized hospital for a period of time in the era of planned economy, and it has become a frequent visitor to everyone. Of course, not many people know that the Department of Psychiatry of the Seventh Hospital, as a department that has suffered huge losses year after year, has been stabbed by the dean with tears and has become a horse who has been outsourced to the Nursery Department.

……

There was still no news, and psychiatrist Feng Baikang put away his mobile phone, feeling a little irritable.

On weekdays, during this time period, she had already posted at least two or three moments on WeChat and sent four or five messages to herself, but today, there is none.

"Thirty-eighth, Fang Bai, please go to the fourth outpatient room for treatment."

Seeing patient No. 38 coming in, Feng Baikang adjusted his mood slightly.

"Yes...... Mr. Fang......" Feng Baikang glanced at the cover of the case: Fang Bai, male, 23 years old.

"Yes." The patient nodded.

"Please give me the questionnaire you just filled out." Fung pointed to the test questionnaire that the patient had filled out while waiting for the consultation.

"Oh, okay." The patient hands it over.

"Tell me about yourself." Feng Baikang glanced at the test questionnaire hastily and showed a professional smile. It's just that under the embellishment of the shiny pimples on his face, this smile is somewhat obscene.

"Okay." The patient groaned for a moment and began to recount the ins and outs of the cause......

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It was a weekend afternoon, and Fang Bai was in the bedroom of the rental house reading the Xianxia novel "The Legend of Ordinary People Cultivating Immortals" with relish, using his newly purchased cashew nut mobile phone worth two months' salary.

When he saw the excitement, he only heard a "poof", and a violent impact instantly lifted Fang Bai away from the chair, and he completed a seven-hundred-and-twenty-degree turn and rolled on the floor like a broken sack for two and a half weeks, and then fainted cleanly.

It wasn't until eight o'clock in the evening that Fang Bai woke up leisurely.

In the bathroom, he carefully examined his whole body in front of the mirror, except for a handful of hair on the top of his head that was burned, he was unexpectedly unharmed.

Returning to the bedroom, looking at the round hole the size of a fingernail in the glass window, Fang Bai couldn't help but rejoice, it was also a blessing in misfortune that he only lost a piece of glass when he flew into trouble.

It wasn't until his stomach suddenly rattled that he remembered that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, so he took his wallet and went out to forage for food.

When he came to the steamed bun shop he frequented and said hello to the boss, Fang Bai began to eat.

Just as he was eating the eighth bun, he suddenly noticed that the boss looked at him a little wrong.

Eat as if ...... It's a bit much, Fang Bai quickly realized the problem, usually two or three buns are full, but tonight for some reason, after eating so much, he was still hungry.

In order to avoid excessive attention from the owner of the steamed bun shop, Fang Bai decided to pack up and go home.

It was nearly ten o'clock when he returned to the rental house, thinking of what happened in the afternoon, Fang Bai didn't have the heart to do anything else, he lay on the bed and read the novel for a while before falling asleep......

"Hello." A voice that was both familiar and unfamiliar woke Fang Bai up.

When he opened his eyes, Fang Bai found himself sitting in the living room of the rental house, with a metal dinner plate on the dining table in front of him, and a metal round cover on the dinner plate.

The person who spoke stood beside Fang Bai, with a tall posture, and a snow-white and flawless chef's uniform was particularly eye-catching.

Fang Bai looked up and found that this person's face was exactly the same as his own!

Faced with this strange situation, Fang Bai was only slightly stunned, and then smiled at the chef who was exactly like himself.

The chef smiled back, "Excuse me, can we start eating?" ”

Fang Bai didn't even forget to ask who the other party was, so he nodded subconsciously.

In response, the chef reaches out and gently lifts the dome from the plate......

Fang Bai's body leaned forward unconsciously, he was really curious about what was in this plate.

The mystery is revealed.

"This ......" Fang Bai stared at the cashew nut mobile phone on the plate, puzzled, "Can you eat it?" ”。

The chef smiled knowingly, "Wait for me to cook." As he spoke, he stretched out his right index finger and tapped the phone on the plate.

The phone slowly floated up as if it had lost gravity, and the small screws on both sides of the charging port unscrewed out on their own and slowly fell into the tray. Then, more and more parts such as screens, power cord shields, batteries, camera shields, cameras, etc., began to detach from the phone......

It's like an invisible skillful hand, using the dinner plate as the stage, directing a little pantomime called going back in time. In Fang Bai's jaw-dropping, the life process of the mobile phone completed a reverse current, and it was broken down into dozens of components of different sizes in a few breaths, which were neatly placed on the dinner plate.

The chef smiled and gracefully made a "please dine" gesture.

Fang Bai was stubborn, so he had to stubbornly choose an electronic device the size of a fingernail, a black rectangle with many numbers and letters etched on the surface, and put it in his mouth tremblingly.

After a second, Fang Bai's eyebrows raised suddenly, this is ...... Ultra-pure silicon is the main material, and the memory particle with a capacity of 64G. Like discovering a new continent, Fang Bai's original face turned into surprise.

Like a slice of pure dark chocolate, the memory particles melt quickly as soon as you enter your mouth, and at the same time volatile a burst of rich aroma. Any adjective is biased and weak in the face of this scent, and you simply cannot describe this extremely pleasant taste.

Fang Bai, who originally only had some digital common sense, is like a senior gourmand at the moment, but if he has a little taste of the things in the mouth, he can evaluate the ins and outs of this thing, which is like a treasure.

As the parts entered one by one, Fang Bai's expression became more and more fascinated.

Finally, it was time for the main course – a black component one centimeter square.

Gently put it in your mouth, close your eyes, and savor it......

This is a quad-core CPU with ultra-pure silicon as the main material, using a 14nm process and a frequency of 1.7GHz! The front fragrance is a rampage of strong fragrance, the middle fragrance is a wonderful and varied blend, and the tail fragrance is a light fragrance with a long aftertaste......

Oh......, Fang Bai couldn't help but let out a satisfied moan.

After the main course, Fang Bai was already seven points full, but there was still a small half of the various devices left.

Fang Bai was amazed, this mobile phone is less than the weight of a bun, and it is so durable.

In line with the food tenet that waste is a crime, Fang Bai patted his belly and continued to eat......

With two screws thrown into his mouth, the meal was coming to an end.

With a long breath, Fang Bai looked at the metal shell in his hand, and there was only this last part left.

Gritting his teeth, he was going to make the final sprint.

The mouth was wide open, but when it landed on the shell, it was bitten down in a small bite, and only a small horn was gnawed.

"I really can't eat it......" Fang Bai threw the shell back on the plate, leaned heavily on the chair, touched his belly, panting, and felt pain and happiness when he was full.

"Waste", the chef looked at Fang Bai and smiled, "It's not a good habit." ”

"I can't eat it!" Fang Bai struggled to stand up, but the other party only took a little effort, and he "froze" on the chair.

"Waste, it's not a good habit." The chef smiled and shook his head, reached out to pick up the crust on the plate, and stuffed it into Fang Bai's mouth without saying a word......

At this moment, in Fang Bai's eyes, the charming and humble smile on the chef's face was as hideous as a demon.

"Don't!" Fang Bai roared and woke up.

It turned out to be a dream......

Outside the window, the morning light was white, Fang Bai breathed a sigh of relief, and then habitually picked up the mobile phone next to the pillow to look at the time, until he held the mobile phone in front of his eyes and found that what he was holding in his hand was only a shell, and a corner was missing......

In the early morning, in a rental house in Yizhou City, a wail sounded, the sound was so miserable that those who heard it were sad and those who saw it shed tears......

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At half past eight the next morning, Fang Bai came to the company to sign in.

As a general accountant in the finance department, he habitually sat at his desk.

Fang Bai's brows tightened, and a question always lingered in his mind: Was last night a dream or reality? If it's a dream, why is the phone gone, and where does this missing corner of the back come from; If it really happened, no, this is too, not to mention that there are no metal plates, no chef's clothes, no other self in the rental house, just those parts in the mobile phone, if you really eat into your stomach, you will already be dead ten times or eight times......

Probably because he didn't sleep well last night, sitting in his seat, Fang Bai quickly dozed off.

Today is lucky, the leaders have gone to the weekly meeting in the morning, and the Finance Department has nothing to do as the Chinese New Year approaches, but no one cares about Fang Bai being lazy.

As soon as you close your eyes and open them, it's time for your lunch break.

At this time, Fang Bai had already pounced on the cafeteria like a vicious dog robbing, but today he was as quiet as a sloth, for no other reason, he was not hungry.

Fang Bai was about to continue sleeping for a while, when the classic ringtone of Cashew Nut Mobile Phone rang in his ears......

Fang Bai sat up and looked around.

The ringing continues, but where is the phone?

Fang Bai got up and circled around the desk a few times, the bell always rang in his ears, not far or near; He covered his ears with his hands and opened them again, repeating it several times, and the ringing was still clear, not increasing or decreasing......

Just when the bell rang for the third time and Fang Bai began to be overwhelmed, the phone was connected! The voices of both sides of the call rang out:

A somewhat apprehensive female voice: "Mr. Wang, I have something to do tonight, can I not go to ......"

This voice seems to be Xiao Li of the marketing department.

A somewhat impatient male voice: "Of course you don't want to come, but opportunities don't come often." ”

This voice is Mr. Wang, who is in charge of sales, he always comes to the finance department to reimburse invoices, and Fang Bai is most familiar with his voice.

Nervous female voice: "That, that can make me- beep-%@#¥#%& amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; ￥！ @#*……”

The emotional and ethical drama of the workplace instantly turned into a cacophony of countless audio mixes......

It turned out that the voice was in his head, and Fang Bai held his head in his hands, enduring the noise all the time.

Looks like I'm going to have to go to the hospital......

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"You mean, you were hit by a meteor the night before yesterday, and then you ate twenty buns at night, and then you ate a mobile phone in your dream at night, and then your brain could hear someone calling, and then the phone turned into a murmur, right?" Feng Baikang summed it up.

"Yes. Maybe I really ate a phone, though. The patient pulled out a missing phone case from his pocket and looked pleaded.

"Well, don't worry." Feng Baikang smiled, "What do you do?" This may be related to your condition. ”

"I'm an accountant." The patient replied honestly.

As expected, looking at this outfit, it should be a poor student who has just entered the society, Feng Baikang is quite satisfied with his vicious eyes, this is an inferior customer who can't squeeze out much oil and water, "Oh...... Then you take a film first and then do a brain wave and brain CT, the film is to detect whether you have mobile phone parts in your stomach, brain waves are mainly to see how active the brain is, brain CT, mainly to see if there is a meteor in the skull, uh, you said meteors and the like. ”

"Doctor, can you now determine what is wrong with me?" The patient was a little anxious.

"The preliminary judgment is dissociative conversion disorder, which is commonly known as hysteria." Feng Baikang pretended to be comforted: "The exact result will not be determined until the inspection report comes out." But don't worry too much, this disease is guaranteed to work with the treatment we have recently introduced from Haru University in the United States-"

The phone rang, a ringtone for her. Feng Baikang was a little entangled, according to the regulations, he couldn't make or receive phone calls when receiving a doctor.

But when he thought of her, he felt a little hot in his body - when he was young, a green plum and a bamboo horse; When he was a teenager, one went abroad and the other took the college entrance examination; A few years later, one returned from Europa Pheasant University, and the other successfully graduated from Datianhai Jiuliu College; Nowadays, one is stealing customers and panning for gold in the psychiatric department contracted by the third uncle of the son of his uncle's second aunt, and the other is eating and waiting to die in a fake shoe company run by the nephew of his cousin's cousin.

Cupid let the two meet by chance, and the hormones made them hug each other tightly, "Kangkang, I, I want to save that sacred moment for the wedding night, if you really want, I ...... I can use ......" "No, baby, how can I make you despise yourself so much, I, I can't help ......" - in short, Kang Kang is ready to answer the baby's call.

"Uh, I'm sorry, this is a patient's phone ......" Feng Baikang looked embarrassed.

"It's okay, you can take it, other patients are also very important, I'm not in a hurry." The patient is very reasonable.

"I'm sorry about that." Feng Baikang walked out of the consultation room with the phone.

Three minutes later, Feng Baikang hung up the phone with satisfaction, and happily pushed open the door of the consultation room, "I'm sorry, I'll let you be long-"

it! Looking at the patient in the chair, Feng Baikang was shocked into a cold sweat, and swallowed the remaining half of the sentence raw.

Careless! Unexpectedly, it is dissociative identity disorder, that is, the multiple personality!

Sweeping away the confusion and helplessness just now, the patient was looking at him with a sharp and cold look, and in the eyes of the patient, Feng Baikang could not find a trace of human feelings.

In the current state of the patient, he doesn't have to go to jail for murder! Feng Baikang's liver was trembling, did he shout and run away? Or do you force your composure to return to your seat?

Just as he was struggling, the patient suddenly spoke, "She's not there, the gym." ”

"Huh?" Feng Baikang was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "You eavesdropped on my phone?!" ”

"Baby, not there, gym, running." Seemingly disdainful of answering the doctor's questions, the patient said word by word, "She is here, with netizens, open a room, West Street, Rujia Express Hotel, Room 503." ”

Anger replaced fear, no one could insult his love with the baby, no one, Feng Baikang said angrily: "You stinky sling! I don't have a woman, and when I see others happy, I envy, jealous and hate! And provoke our feelings with such vicious words! You're mentally ill—"

Uh, it seems that something is wrong, Feng Baikang, who was halfway through the roar, suddenly stopped, yes, he is a psychopath! Why am I so mentally ill! Calm, calm, exhale, inhale, I'm a doctor, I don't know like a patient, exhale, inhale - no, I must crush this stinking conjecture with iron-clad evidence.

"Okay, since you said that the baby is in the ......, anyway, I will now let the baby take a photo of me working out in the body." Feng Baikang gritted his teeth and sneered as he sent a message, "You remember, I didn't do this because I didn't trust the baby, but to prove that you are indeed a fine!" God! Sickness! ”

"Please." The patient clasped his hands on his chest and leaned back in the chair as if he were watching a play.

A minute passed, and Feng Baikang was smiling and full of confidence; Two minutes passed, Feng Baikang's face was expressionless, still full of confidence; Three minutes passed, Feng Baikang's face was slightly pale, and he was still full of confidence; Four minutes passed, Feng Baikang's face was pale, and he was still full of confidence; Five minutes passed, and Feng Baikang's face was full of sweat and seemed to be full of confidence......

Just when Feng Baikang couldn't help but want to make a call, the mobile phone rang......

The speed of light turned on the phone, and the ecstatic expression bloomed like fireworks on Feng Baikang's face.

He turned on his phone, and a woman on the screen stood on the treadmill and smiled enchantingly at the camera, a pair of scissor fingers seemed to be able to cut off Feng Baikang's empty, lonely and cold single dog fate in minutes.

The pure feelings withstood the test of the wicked, and Feng Baikang was very proud, "See! What else do you have to say! You fine! God! Sickness! ”

The patient gave him a faint look, slowly stretched out two fingers, and gently expanded them on the screen, and then returned to the theater mode.

Feng Baikang took back his mobile phone in confusion, looked at the screen again, and when he was shocked, he trembled like chaff, "This, this is impossible!" ”

As if refusing to accept this reality, the mobile phone slipped from Feng Baikang's hand, and a quartz clock in the background of the photo was placed in the boss, and the time on it was half past eight in the evening. At the same time, the baby's two scissor fingers were magnified, which were like the purifying blades of the Ouchi Shen Criminal Division, completely castrating the happiness that Feng Baikang longed for.

Picking up the phone with difficulty, Feng Baikang still shook his head, "It must be that the gym clock is broken, if she is really talking to someone, with someone...... "Open the room" finally said those two words with difficulty, "Then how could she take the initiative to call me!" ”

"Because, stimulus." The patient replied coldly.

Feng Baikang felt as if something was shattering in his chest, and began to make frantic calls. However, the phrase that came out of the microphone was always a desperate "Your call is off, please call again later." ”

After I don't know how many times, Feng Baikang finally stopped dialing, raised his head and stared at the culprit in front of him who shattered his pure love.

Looking at Feng Baikang's eyes, the patient read word by word again: "West Street, Rujia Express Hotel, Room 503." ”

This sentence was like a spell, as soon as the words fell, Feng Baikang rushed out like a whirlwind, rushed back like a whirlwind, opened the drawer, took out the car keys, and rushed out again like a whirlwind.

What working hours are strictly forbidden to go out! What couples trust each other! I'm QNMLGB! Adulterer, Woman, wait! Lao Tzu is here! At this moment, Feng Baikang only hopes that the adulterer will not be a silver-like wax gun head, and he must last a little longer, at least until he arrives at the scene.

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As soon as he walked out of the gate of the Seventh Hospital, a white sedan roared in front of Fang Bai and rushed towards West Street, vaguely, the driver seemed to be wearing a white coat that was common in hospitals.