088 Things are not people
At 11:15 p.m., a taxi stopped abruptly at the gate of Xianyuzhai and then drifted away again.
Standing at the door of the store with his suitcase, Rao had just passed through some storms in the Qingli realm, and Fang Bai's legs were still a little weak - he just casually said, "Master, hurry up", the taxi driver who was over fifty years old but was old and strong even if he turned on the Qiumingshan mode, he insisted on driving the eighteenth company on the elevated road, and this kind of "this skill can only be in the sky, and the world can get a few smells" The difficult action of "this skill can only be in the sky, and the world can get a few times".
Hey, why is the door of Xianyuzhai open?
Mr. Tang and Lao Luo are back?
Fang Bai asked Ji Yingning and Fei Ling to wait at the door first, and only when the master here allowed them to come in justifiably. After all, a circle has a circle of rules, which is the minimum respect for others.
Entering the lobby, Mr. Tang and Lao Luo didn't see each other, but saw a double ponytail girl in a blue maid costume sitting at the table, and the pair of majestic peaks around the top made people hate to return to their ancestors immediately to become a monkey, so that they could justifiably be pressed by it for five hundred years, five hundred years!
Well, this is the meeting of the main master.
"San-" Damn, it's stuck, what's it called...... Fellow Daoists? Girl? Belle? Goddess? Anchor? Mom? I'll go! What should I call it?
Sang Ke glanced up at Fang Bai, the expression on his face was called "There is no love in life", and then he lowered it again, and let out a long, long sigh.
Fang Bai's heart was half cold, miserable, it was uncomfortable to be like this when they met for the first time, how can I talk about the next thing - hey, wait a minute, the one who is covered by the mountain peak is......
Fang Bai was delighted to find that what made Sang Ke feel sad was a plate...... Belch...... A plate of ...... Well...... A plate of ...... Hey...... it's just a plate anyway - something.
"Miss Sang, what's your problem?" Fang Bai's face was flattering.
"The shopkeeper made a dish and said let me taste it......," Sang Keyi replied with a bowed head, and although he couldn't see it, the expression on his face must have been quite frustrated.
Isn't it just Mr. Tang who made a dish! Fang Bai thought about it, "If Miss Sang doesn't mind, the contemptible person is willing to do it for her." ”
"This ......," Sang Ke said, "where is it embarrassing......"
"Haha, what's not—"
"Here you go!"
Before she finished speaking, Sang Keyi had already pushed the plate in front of Fang Bai, and her expression at this time should be called "Aftermath of the catastrophe"? Or "schadenfreude"?
Fang Bai immediately reacted, something seemed to be a little wrong!
"Eat!" Seeing the other party's hesitation, Sang Ke smiled, with spring in the corners of his mouth, but the originally normal black-eyed Ren'er had turned into a turquoise vertical pupil at the moment, "Eat quickly!" ”
swallowed his saliva with difficulty, the matter has come to this point, it has been forced to ride a tiger in Liangshan, and it is probably the only option to do it knowing that it cannot be done. In this situation, Fang Bai suddenly realized a philosophy of life: the tears shed now are the water in his mind just now!
Standing in front of the plate, Fang Bai was calm, isn't it just a plate...... Stuff! What's the big deal! With my uncle's skills, I can eat even a plate of for you!
Long pain is better than short pain, Fang Bai stretched out three fingers, twisted, sent, swallowed, the three actions were done in one go, as fast as the wind, as fast as lightning.
At the moment when the dish was swallowed, Fang Baihu's body was shocked, his body was like a sieve, he opened his mouth to speak, but he was already angry: "...... ...... Village...... Yes and there are ......."
The word "poison" was still in the throat, and it was washed away by the surging white foam and disappeared without a trace......
Yes...... Mom, I'm sorry - I don't know who your name is, and I don't remember what you look like - but son, I've let you down......
……
Legend has it that if a person dies in vain, the image of the murderer will be taken into the eyes of the moment before death...... The last picture in Fang Bai's eyes was a pair of turquoise vertical pupils......
"You're awake......"
Fang Bai puffed up his eyelids, but he felt like he was hanging a lead block, and he couldn't open them no matter how hard he tried......
Suddenly, there was an indescribable discomfort in the chest and abdomen - this ...... of a thousand knives
"Hey, I seem to have passed out again......
……
"You're awake......"
Fang Bai tuffled his eyelids, but he felt as if he was being pinched with his fingers, and he couldn't open them no matter how hard he struggled......
Suddenly, there was an indescribable discomfort in my chest and abdomen - this is a terrible ......
"Ah, I've passed out again......"
……
"You're awake......"
Fang Bai puffed up his eyelids, but he felt as if they were firmly stuck with glue, and he couldn't open them no matter how hard he tried......
Suddenly, there was an unspeakable discomfort in my chest and abdomen - this damn ......
"Hey, I've passed out......"
……
"You're awake......"
Fang Bai puffed up his eyelids, his eyes slowly opened, and he saw Ji Yingning, there seemed to be a little tear on his smiling face.
Fang Bai's heart warmed, "How long have I been in a coma?" ”
Like a virtuous little wife, Ji Yingning gently helped Fang Bai to stand up, and then replied with a smile, "Nineteen years, ten months and seven days." ”
"What, what!?" Fang Bai's soul was shocked, and he said incoherently, "How come, how can it take so long...... You, the clothes on your body are, what's going on?! ”
At this time, Fang Bai found out that Ji Yingning was wearing a bright red auspicious dress!
"Ying Ning is getting married." Ji Yingning smiled very sadly.
"Marry someone ......" Fang Bai's heart seemed to have broken a hole, and the spirit and spirit that had just gathered flowed down this hole, he suppressed the indescribable pain in his heart, and asked in a trembling voice, "Marry, marry whom?" ”
"Ying Ning is going to marry a big hero." Ji Yingning lowered her head, for fear that Fang Bai would see her expression, "Yingning promised him that if he could complete a person's soul, he would be willing to marry him and be his seventeenth concubine...... Looks like he really did......"
Fang Bai raised his head and stared at the ceiling, his voice cold to the bone marrow, "Why don't you let me die!" ”
There was silence, and a tear fell on the back of Fang Bai's hand.
"Ying Ning doesn't want you to die." When Ji Yingning raised his head again, his face returned to his former bright smile, "Yingning doesn't regret it, really." ”
Fang Bai's heart had contracted into a cold piece of ice, his whole body was trembling, and the liquid in his eyes could no longer hold it......
In the midst of all his thoughts, he felt his hands being picked up by a pair of slender little hands, and then placed in a soft and soft place......
"Look, Ying Ning has grown up...... Ji Ying Ning's face turned crimson, and even her breathing became rapid and warm, "Actually, there is only one thing that Ying Ning regrets the most in her life, that is, she didn't have -"
The tender whisper was interrupted by a strong push on the door, and Sang Keyi walked in, "This thing has been unconscious for two days, and it finally woke up?" ”
Fang Bai, "? ”
Fang Bai, "......"
Fang Bai, "! ”
Fang Bai, "Ji! ”
Fang Bai, "Baby! ”
Fang Bai, "Ning!" ”
Ji Yingning swooped away, like an agile little female fox, two hot big white steamed buns fell out of the neckline, "Ahem, I just wanted to make a joke with you, hehehehe......"
Suddenly, I don't know where the power came from to inject into my limbs, I saw Fang Bai take out a whetstone the size of a brick from under the pillow, and a carp jumped off the bed, wearing pajamas, barefoot, like an idiot who had just finished hibernation, and shouted: "Don't run!!! If you have a kind, don't run!!!! ”
Seeing that Ji Yingning was about to run out of the yard, Fang Bai wanted to intercept the other party's way with a flying brick.
Ji Yingning, who had been prepared, dodged, and the whetstone flew past her side, and then went straight into the kitchen and smashed out a "pia" sound......
Oops! Fang Bai secretly screamed badly, as if he had hit someone......
……
In the bedroom, Fang Bai was half-lying on the bed, surrounded by four beautiful women with different characteristics—who knows what had happened in the past two days to make these four guys live together in such harmony—three of whom he knew, and one of whom, dressed in spotless chef's clothes, handed him a white porcelain bowl......
When you slap a brick on someone's head, and instead of blaming you for a bowl of soothing soup, the man who can crush you into powder with just one finger asks you to drink a bowl of soothing soup, then do you drink it or not?
It doesn't matter if you drink it or not, Fang Bai drank it anyway.
It's a bowl of soothing soup that is pitch black and sticky like a bowl of tar. From time to time, huge bubbles bulged up on the surface of the soup, and with the cracking sound of "pop", a mysterious smell began to carry out a series of indescribable abuses such as whipping and dripping wax on the olfactory cells in the white nasal cavity......
In a trance, Fang Bai had the illusion of traveling to a certain four famous books: "Da Lang, get up and drink the medicine......"
"Yikes!" Looking at the soup bowl, Fang Bai shouted like a little sissy who had met a demon exposed, "How can this soup be ...... It will also move...... Move......"
Is it? The female chef took out a spoon and stirred it in the soup...... Stir...... Then he slammed it down......
"Squeak-" A high-pitched, desperate scream came from the bottom of the bowl, bringing up a string of fine bubbles, green juice in the tar, and then instantly blackened ......
"Can you ask a question...... Fang Bai was determined to find out whose hands he died in before he died, "May I ask your honorable name......
The starry-eyed female chef brought a wisp of stubborn green silk behind her ear, and her sparkling eyes seemed to be jumping out at any time when she smiled, "My name is Su Muxing, and I am the new shopkeeper here, please visit me more in the future." ”