Hello readers. "My Roommate Really Has a Problem", which has been silent for so far, has finally ushered in www.biquge.info the first update of the year of Bingshen...... Ahem, no, it's an update made by the name and the line of age.

Starting from this issue, Ming and Xingnian, that is, Song Gong, will carry out a series of all-round and three-dimensional criticisms of Du Gong, who was once diligent and younger, and the lazy monthly girl who was earlier and is now shameless and more loli. And the way of criticism is in 2016, the reborn "New? The Du Gong You Don't Know series, also known as "Du Gong has no reason to update".

Chapter I

One

One day, Song Gong routinely raised a knife to urge the change, and saw Du Cheng Cheng in Baidu, because there was the following conversation.

Song: Du Gong, what is the use of these cold messages that you don't know when you will use in Baidu?

Du: When the book is used, you don't hate it, Song Gong, you can't understand this truth, right?

Song: However, you are lazy all day long, and there is no sign of renewal, how can you "use time"?

Du: The number of words I've accumulated so far doesn't prove the usefulness of this knowledge?

Song: Let's look at your current Baidu's "girl who stole her family's money to speculate in stocks, and was trapped and lost her money", what does this have to do with the setting of "My Chamber"?

Du: Brother Song doesn't know anything, and listen to me......

During Du Gong's strong argument, Song Gong suddenly realized that when he was writing reasoning this morning, a pop-up window of Penguin News jumped out of the lower right corner, which should be today's news. So, Song Gong realized something.

So, Du Gong stood aside under the deterrence of Song Gong's knife, and Song Gong asked Su Gong, the network administrator of May, to press every key on the keyboard again, and sure enough, when a certain key was pressed, a player popped up.

So on that day, Du Gong was used as a practice dummy for cutting grass and eradicating the roots, and he did not update it

Second

One day, the mecha operation department rubbed one of the three hemp, so he went to Du Gong's bedroom to seek support.

Du Gong has four people in one room, and the five dragons hold the pillar cake public brand art is shallow, and he has ascended to heaven upright, and he was hospitalized in the Sanlu Andrology Department, which was not considered by Song Gong. So what Song Gong hoped in his heart was to send the help of the Duke of Tazhong or the spring heart of Lu Gong.

Song: Three are missing and one is asking for someone!

Middle: I have made an appointment with the killer Pinggong, the killer Pinggong, the Turning the Tide, the May network manager Su Gong, and the king He Cao Lu Gong have made an appointment to form a group to rub the ears of the trivial things!

Fancy Zhonggong was gearing up and had opened the game, and Song Gong had to give up.

Lu: I have made an appointment with Gu Wei Gong and Gu Qingqi Jiang Gong of Changjie City to fight basketball and rub my ears for small things!

Seeing that Lu Gong was eager to try and had changed into basketball shoes, Song Gong had no choice but to give up.

Du Gong looked at him expectantly, and Song Gong had no choice but to take this person back to the card table and start rubbing hemp.

However, after a few laps, Song Gong felt that something was wrong.

Gu Wei Gong of Changjie City is a member of the Martial Arts Association, and he is having a training task today, and the king He Cao Lu Gong, who has always been known for hundreds of miles during the game, did not roar angrily after a few laps this time, isn't it strange?

So Song Gong made a phone call to confirm: Lu Gong, Min Gong and others had just returned from Sanlian and were meeting with Wei Gong, who was returning from martial arts exercises, and had a supper at a roadside stall.

Song Gong looked at Du Gong, who was expressionless, and pulled out a Japanese sword.

Soon, in order to escape the update, Du Bus used the room seat yin to coerce the three dukes in the land cake to instigate us to rub the hemp, and then dragged it out.

So that day, Du Gong was tied to the wheels of the cart of the supper stall and was not updated.

Third

One day, Song Gong routinely raised a knife to urge the change, and saw Du Chengcheng discussing with the bloody meat hook Tu Gong.

Judging from the "cutting" and "cutting" of language, Du Gong seems to be considering some situations that are not suitable for children.

Song: Du Gong, you have to keep the original intention of this work sound.

AD: Exactly. I was discussing with Tu Gong about the deletion and alteration of some violent scenes in "My Chamber", and Song Gong can rest assured.

Tu Gong, who has been described before, is decisive in killing, and has a lot of experience in this way. Du Gong found Tu Gong, which is also the right topic. So Song Gong returned to his room.

However, it was night, and Song Gong read through the whole text and did not find the slightest change. So he took a knife and went to the door.

Unexpectedly, when he pushed the door open, Song Gong suddenly understood that he was negotiating with Tu Gong and had the reality of that language.

So on that day, Du Gong was put into the hot pot as a material and was not updated.

Fourth

What is Du Gong? A: It's a lazy species.

Often at this time, the Du Guild retorted with a righteous face: I'm very diligent in updating, okay!

Of course, the chocolate crumbs at the corners of his mouth and the stubby marmot of his hands commanded his righteous words to be completely unconvincing.

Song Gong is a righteous person who urges greater righteousness to himself, and he plays with a Japanese sword in one hand.

So, this has become the magic weapon that Song Gong relied on to urge the change.

Song: Du Gong, you need to update.

Du: Brother Song, let me finish the idea of this chapter, and then start coding words.

Song: Who doesn't know that you are procrastinating! If you don't do it again, don't blame me for not recognizing people!

After that, in order to deter Du Gong, Song Gong cut off the yogurt bottle cap full of Du Gong's hand with a single shot of the knife drawing technique, and put the knife into the sheath. Dugong's bedroom is still martial, and the three princes in the land cake are all admired. Du Gong's face is like the color of earth.

Du: That's it, it's even more.

However, although Du Gong sat in front of the computer for a long time under the threat of the blade, he still dragged on. Song Gong urged every time he put the numbers on the code. Finally, Song Gong was impatient and reprimanded again.

Song: Who doesn't know that you are procrastinating! If you don't do it again, don't blame me for not recognizing people!

Du Gong didn't have the previous fear, but he still sat in front of the computer with a dead face.

Song Gong was going to cut off the yogurt bottle again, but as soon as his right hand started to exert force, he realized that something was wrong.

Song: Heaven will do this, and I will spare you this time.

Subsequently, Song Gong returned to his room, and Lu Gongnai asked Du Gongdao: Why can the room seat be silent and force back to urge Song Gong to be more mad?

Du Gong supported his waist with his hands, straddled the stool with one foot, looked at the sky forty-five degrees and said: Song thief's fierce barking, you are frightened by the empty piece of iron, I can only make that martial arts exhaustive when I carry it on Sunday, not to mention ......

Lu Gong ignored Du Gong's next pretending to speak far more than the total number of words in "My Room Fruit", came to Song Gong's office, and asked Song Gongdao: Why didn't Song Gong stick to the end like in the past?

Song: Du Gong's bottle is not filled with yogurt, but TM super glue! I cut it once, and I glued it once, and now I can't pull it out!

So on that day, Du Gong arrogantly did not update.