Fifth

One day, Song Gong routinely raised a knife to urge the change, only to see a faint light from Du Gong's bedroom, but no one answered the door. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Song: But the cake man secretly practiced boxing?

Seeing that no one answered, Song Gong lit a scraper and threw it in through the door and window. The cake is yin, and a loud noise is enough to make it pour for thousands of miles, and then you can smell the smell of abalone. However, after an explosion, there was no movement in the room.

Song: But Zhonggong is secretly in the upper section?

Seeing that no one answered, Song Gong went to his room and cut off the network cable of the killer Pinggong. In the upper section of Zhonggong, Wuping Gonggang will definitely be defeated, and then you can hear Zhonggong's hatred shouting to the heavens and the earth. However, after the network cable was broken, there was no movement in the room.

Song: But Lu Gong is secretly watching the ball?

Seeing that no one answered, Song Gong went to the Guwei Gong in Changjie City to bring a basketball and slapped it at the door of Du Gong's helm. When Lu Gong heard the sound of basketball, he went out to check out. However, Song Gong's right hand was sour, and there was no movement in the room.

Song Gong understood something, so he asked the aunt in charge of the dormitory to deceive the key and walked into Du Gong's rudder.

So on that day, Du Gong, the quilt, and the mobile phone running the R18 game were chopped to pieces together and were not updated.

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Sixth

Song Gong is a rare researcher in the mecha operation department. A series of essays on gutter oil, published in its internal journals, provided a solid theoretical basis for the student movement at Imperial University to improve the quality of food.

At noon one day, Song Gong routinely urged him to change, and saw that Du Chengcheng was addicted to gutter oil and cold noodles and couldn't extricate himself.

Song: Du Gong, three meals should be decided quickly, and one meal will take 20 minutes at most. But look at you, he started eating when he was a friend of the grass, and now he is six madmen, with his level of thirty or forty dollars per minute, you can see how slow you eat. Why don't you renew and eat again? This is also a motivation to force you to be diligent.

Du: Brother Song pointed out.

That night, Song Gong came to Du Gong's bed in advance, forced Du Gong to put the dinner he brought on the table, and then opened the word. However, Du Gong was like a god that day, and a few pages were quickly stacked, and then he was once again immersed in the gutter oil and cold noodles.

But when Song Gong checked the text, he seemed to feel that something was wrong.

Song: Du Gong, why is this so similar to the update a few days ago?

Du: Song Gong, you must have missed the wrong time.

After that, Du Gong pointed to Zhonggong in the upper paragraph. It's still the familiar bush man, still the familiar thirty or forty a minute, but there's only four madmen on him.

Song Gong never believed in time and space wormholes, so he picked out a noodle from Du Gong's dinner and wiped it on a napkin.

Song: In the afternoon, the "Push Butter" student movement has only achieved results, and the canteens have abandoned the past 68 types of gutter oil and replaced them with the new 34 styles.

However, to Song Gong's surprise, the traces on the napkin are still six or eight styles, the traces do not lie, and the professional researcher Song Gong will not admit his mistakes. Song Gong broke out in a cold sweat on his back. Is it really back in time?

However, Du Gong's bedroom door rang uncontrollably at this time. When I opened the door, it was a courier brother who came to collect the money for the two gutter oil cold noodle couriers this morning.

So that day, Du Gong was stuffed into a moth-hole in the locker in the dormitory, and there was no update.

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Seventh

Su Gong, the network manager in May, has been introduced before, and it is a great wonder of the mecha operation department. One of his great sense of existence is the daily dinner meal, and he shoulders the mission of bringing dinner to countless men who rush to the upper section of the mecha operation department and men who are lazy and bedridden.

There is a canteen in the mecha operation department, and there is a roast meat called Kun Ji. The meal is full and tastes good, and it is loved by the majority of mecha operators. So, every afternoon at about six o'clock, you can see Su Gong walking down the seventh floor with short sleeves in slippers, and after a while, he came back with four or five servings of roast meat of various flavors.

For a while, Du Gong's writing caught up with the heavy workload of the mecha operation department.

Song: Du Gong, why don't you change it today?

Du: Song Gong, you know that I am very quick-witted, and the update could have been completed in a short time. However, these are extraordinary times, and I really can't spare time.

Song Gong was also suffering from heavy schoolwork at that time, and he could only barely finish writing his reasoning at night every day, so he also had a certain understanding of Du Gongbao, so he put away the knife and walked out of the door.

Du: Brother Song, I wanted to be more than 10,000 words every day, but I had to make people worse. Just give me a time to go up and down the seventh floor, and two thousand words can be coded in minutes.

Song: Then why didn't Duke Du invite Duke Su to bring rice? Wouldn't it be nice to save a round trip for renewal?

Du: Su Gong's body is already overwhelmed, I am in the same class with him, how can the husband be righteous and thin, how can I bother Su Gong for such an easy matter? It's delayed for this update, but what can I do......

The volume of packing and roasting meat is quite large, and when Su Gong has a heavy task, he will ask some mecha operators with a real conscience to help him go downstairs with him. Song Gong is among them. So, when Song Gong saw that the meal had arrived, he ignored Du Gong, who was still pretending to be forced, and joined Su Gong and went downstairs.

Song: Su Gong, how is today's task?

Sue: Five portions, another heavy day.

After that, Su Gong showed me his phone. Above is a text message:

The nameless man in black, pig ears and a little bell pepper; The spring heart is rippling with Lu Gong, duck legs with a lot of red peppers; Five dragons hold the pillar cake, and the roast platter is not spicy; Raise the head and send the tower to the male, the bullfrog is not spicy. By Heaven and the World, I am the only one in the mecha operation department, the only conscience of the Phoenix Academy, Du Gong

I looked at the text message, and then I went back with Su Gong and two copies of roasted meat.

So that day, Du Gong was soaked in the chili sauce of the roast stall and was not updated.

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Eighth

Du Gong has his own introduction in the entry of "My Chamber", and one of the labels is "Whole Family Bucket Crusher".

As we all know, the family bucket consists of half a corn cob, a cup of mashed potatoes, five pieces of plain chicken, six spicy wings, and three cups of Coke. A piece of spicy wings has two bones, the ulna and the radius, and although the original chicken is irregular, there will only be one large bone. According to theoretical calculations, a family bucket should produce a bamboo chopstick, a plastic spoon and a small cup, five large bones, twelve small bones and three Coke cups. However, when Du Gong smashed a family bucket, what was left behind was actually thirteen small bones!

"Miss Sakura" popularized countless bone knowledge for the audience. As a reasoning writer, Song Gong also has basic knowledge of osteology. What a supernatural thing this extra thirteenth bone is!

Song Gong launched an investigation around this small bone.

Osteopathic knowledge told Song Gong that this was undoubtedly an avian radius. However, the price of the family bucket was very expensive, and after Du Gong smashed a family bucket, his budget and the amount of food objectively limited his ability to continue eating. In other words, after Du Gong bought the whole family bucket and smashed it, it was impossible to buy other food that day. Similarly, if someone else buys chicken wings and duck wings to eat, and throws the bones into the bucket, it should also be the ulna and radius. What a miracle is this only extra radius!

Wait a minute. The cold sweat on Song Gong's back also made Song Gong regain a trace of calm. Is this Du Gong's suspicious array and asking for a radius from others to set up the soul of Song Gong's reasoning, so as to give up the poisonous plan to urge Du Gong?

Song Gong regained his careful logical thinking ability, and after some reasoning and verification, he finally came to the truth:

Du Gong also has the label of "Foodmaker" in the entry of "My Chamber". This is when he made such an uncivilized move as holding the whole family bucket to smash it in public, he was thrown out by a nine-fingered old beggar who had eaten half of the chicken wings in his hand, which hit the side of his mouth, and then fell into the bucket and was also eaten by Du Gong.

So on that day, Du Gong was rushed to the hospital for eating unhygienic food and was not updated.