Chapter Thirty-Four: The Ghost Sends the "King Barbarian"
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Since the head of the right ear canal found that the little ghost technique is very 6, he often asks the little ghost to give him points at night, and a play is all night, anyway, the little ghost is active at night, sleeping during the day, just to make the best use of things. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
In just a few days, the rank of the head of the right ear canal has gone from bronze five to bronze four, but it is not the technical dish of the little ghost, and the score is slow, but the stinky and shameless old man of the right ear canal fights by himself during the day, and he loses when he fights.
In this regard, the right ear canal chief gave the little ghost an explanation, that is, in order to increase the difficulty and fun of the game for you, Xu Dashu was also defeated by the shameless old man in the right ear, but these days, Xu Jing will chat with Xu Dashu every night, one is to ask about the situation of the little ghost, and the other is to chat with Xu Dashu, I won't say much about the specific content.
Xu Dashu, who has never had much contact with girls, has been full of spring almost every day these days, so that every time he sees him like this, the chief of his right ear canal will always sigh and say: "Alas, an adolescent boy!" “
This night, the little ghost continued to help the chief of the right ear canal in the lobby, and the chief of the right ear canal called Xu Dashu from the house to the courtyard.
"Senior, you don't sleep at night, what are you doing!" Xu Dashu complained that he was actually chatting with Xu Jing and was very unhappy when he was interrupted.
The right ear glared: "Of course I have something to do when I came out of you, I have to talk to the ghost later, and you are watching from the sidelines." ”
"What the hell?" Xu Dashu wanted to ask something, but the head of his right ear canal motioned him not to make a sound.
I saw that the chief of the right ear canal had set up a shore platform in the courtyard, and a mirror was placed on the shore platform, with candles lit on both sides of the mirror, and an incense stick was burned in front of the mirror.
The right ear chief held his peachwood knife in his hand, played in the courtyard, and read while playing with his mouth: "The eye of heaven is here, the underworld is open, and in the right ear of the Taoist priest of Xiamao Mountain, with the order of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, I specially invite the ghost to send the king and the barbarian to come up and talk about it." After speaking, the tip of the big knife pointed to the bronze mirror.
Xu Dashu clearly saw that the original smooth mirror surface of the bronze mirror suddenly rippled like the surface of the lake, and after a blur, the ghost appeared in the mirror.
The ghost is similar to a normal person, except that the hair is very long and the face is very pale, like a dead person's face.
As soon as the ghost appeared, the head of the right ear canal asked, "Wang Manzi, what are you looking for me?" Isn't the day of ghost making still coming! The tone was very dissatisfied.
"Damn, seniors are awesome! It's so horizontal in front of the ghosts. Xu Dashu admired it in his heart.
After hearing the words of the chief of the right ear, Wang Manzi was very angry: "I said the old man in the right ear, how can you speak, I am a ghost now, a civil servant in the underworld, can you have a better tone?" “
The chief of the right ear canal said disdainfully: "Your status as a civil servant, if I hadn't burned this and that for you from above every day, do you think you would be able to sit in that position?" ”
"Oh, I'm so grumpy, do you believe that I have time to find a judge to refer to you, let you come down early." Wang Manzi was suddenly unhappy.
The right ear laughed: "If you can find the judge to let me go down, I will tell your father to believe it or not?" , the chief of the right ear canal said dissatisfiedly: "What rules do you have, I still don't understand?" And I pretend to be garlic. ”
"You..." Wang Manzi was speechless by the long right ear canal.
Seeing Wang Manzi deflated, the head of his right ear canal seemed to be satisfied, and said lightly: "What's the matter, you generally won't look for me." ”
Hearing this, Wang Manzi sighed: "It's not the official document of Lord Yama, I want us to hand over a few little ghosts, it is said that Lord Yama has been overflowing with love recently, and I want to find a little ghost who looks like a godson to satisfy the feeling of being a father." Wang Manzi's face was very dissatisfied: "You said that we are bad ghosts, but there are a lot of unjust ghosts, but it is really difficult to find a decent ghost, and the territory I am responsible for is so big, where do you say I can find it for him." ”
After listening, the head of the right ear canal said impatiently: "You don't pretend to me, is it so difficult to find a little ghost?" If you want to get the job done, you just find a hundred and eighty and fool it, why don't you say what your purpose is. ”
"Hey, hey! Or do you know me best" Wang Manzi smiled cheaply: "Actually! It's not difficult to simply complete the task, but I'm not trying to make the task more excellent, it just so happens that there is a ghost division position vacant now, and I think that if I can achieve the satisfaction of Hades this time, then the position is not mine, isn't there no way, so I came to you for help."
"I'll just say, you kid is still playing ghost with me." The right ear canal looks like I know you very well.
"Just say it, what are you looking for!"
"I wondered if I could find a good-looking, smart, and versatile imp." Wang Manzi said embarrassedly.
"I'll go to your grandmother's, I'll find you a perfect one." A big curse grew in the right ear canal.
As if he also felt that his request was indeed a bit excessive, Wang Manzi smiled and said, "Just kidding, it's almost enough." ”
"I want to think about it!"
Xu Dashu listened to all the conversations between the two on the side, and his outlook on life at this time was once again subverted.
However, after listening to Wang Manzi's words, Xu Dashu had a candidate in his heart.
"Senior, I know that there is a candidate who should meet the requirements of Big Brother Onicha." Xu Dashu whispered.
"Uh-huh, I haven't noticed that there's another person next to me, who is this?" Wang Manzi saw Xu Dashu and hurriedly pretended to be serious and asked.
"Xu Dashu, Zuoqiu Lao'er's apprentice, don't pretend to be a ghost." The right ear introduced.
However, Wang Manzi ignored the head of the right ear canal, and smiled at Xu Dashu: "It turned out to be the apprentice of the head of the left hill road, hello little brother, you said that you have a good candidate, who is it!" ”
Xu Dashu smiled politely at Wang Manzi, and then said to the right ear canal on the side: "I feel very good about the little ghost who helps you score every night." ”
"That's right!" The right ear canal patted the bald head melon seeds: "Why didn't I think of it?" The big tree is still smart and will give you a credit. ”
"Wang Manzi, I do have a suitable little ghost, cute-looking, smart and clever, and the skills of masturbation are great, do you want it?" The head of the right ear canal deliberately hangs the appetite of the king barbarian.
"I want to, I want to, especially the one that will and, I just appreciate it so much." Wang Manzi complained bitterly: "Don't you know, since the game was invented above, our lord Hades is simply obsessed, not only play every day, but also hold a masturbation contest below, all civil servants and above have to participate, I usually have to be busy with work, but also have to practice masturbation, tired!" ”
Xu Dashu: ". . . ”
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