"The Legend of a Pet Hospital Nemesis"

- Alexander Sergeevich Lauslastolovsky Susu

"In the dust of the universe, there are always people or things that make you feel your own insignificance and powerlessness."

The veterinarian said solemnly to Xun Keran.

Coco was holding a lollipop in her mouth, motionless, with a string of question marks popping up above her head.

The doctor took a deep breath, tried to keep a good smile, and continued, "Like, your cat. ”

"Susu?"

"Yes, it's the black cat whose name you registered as Alexander Sergeevich Lauslastrovsky Susu, ah no, it doesn't matter what its name is, what matters is who it is, where it comes from, where it's going、...... And can you not come to us again~"

The male doctor was wearing a white coat, nearly 1.85 meters tall, and his sturdy body seemed to tremble slightly. Only then did Coco notice that there seemed to be a few more wounds on his face than yesterday.

"Excuse me, my cat scratched you?" Coco guessed something, today is the first time she brought Su Su to get a pet vaccine, and by the way, she gave Su Su a comprehensive physical examination, because she was too busy with work, and Su Su was too peculiar, she always forgot that this cat still needs to go to the pet hospital.

If someone hadn't reminded me, they would have forgotten that it was still a cat.

"No, it's nothing." The stout male doctor silently wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at Coco seriously, "Your cat, you don't need to see a pet doctor, it will come to the doctor again, and the doctors should go to the doctor." ”

Cacao:??

The stout male doctor leaned sideways, made an inviting gesture, and began to introduce Coco to the story of a magnificent battle.

"You brought the black cat over at nine o'clock this morning, registered, checked, vaccinated, and then you left, right?"

Coco nodded, and she was called away by the urgent contact from work.

"At 10:15, my colleague Xiao Liu took it out of the cage, it looked so good and cute, we put it on the examination table here, observed and recorded its appearance and signs, it looked healthy, and then we took out the needle and prepared to draw blood...... The tragedy was born like this, ahhh~" The doctor exhaled a long breath, "It knocked over the syringe with one paw, took the opportunity to jump out of bed, jumped on the desk in the office area, kicked the computer screen monitor to the ground on the ground, and then kicked the water cup on the table three times in succession, and then rushed down to the ground in our exclamation, and it took five seconds to open the lock of the three pet cages, and released three frightened large dogs, and by the way, one jumped up and kicked the goldfish bowl we had raised for five years off the stage and smashed it to pieces. ”

Coco blinked, feeling the great pressure of being a parent of a bear child when facing the teacher's complaint, she smiled, "I lost money, I lost." ”

"No, no," the doctor almost fell to his knees with a limp, "we don't want you to lose money, really!" Really, really! We ask you only one thing. ”

"You say."

"Grab it and bring it back!" The doctor pleaded.

Coco raised an eyebrow, "You haven't caught it yet?" ”

The doctor straightened up, regained his seriousness, and guided Coco to the inside of the office, where he smelled a strange smell before he could get closer.

The doctor pointed to the heights, and Coco saw the black cat sitting on the curtain shelf by the window, looking down condescendingly.

"It didn't know where to find a dead rat and put it in the air conditioner, and the smell was blowing down the air conditioner. We originally wanted to ignore it, ordered a takeaway for lunch, the delivery man just entered the door, it took out a snake from the cage and stood on a high place and threw it on the delivery person's head, causing the delivery man to cry and fly away, and also took away all of our lunch, now it's six o'clock in the afternoon, we haven't eaten anything, none of the delivery people are willing to deliver food, the pet hospital everywhere put snake bite news spread all over the ten kilometers. The doctor couldn't take it anymore and left the office area by the wall—it smelled so bad.

Coco raised her eyes to look at Su Su, who sat on top and looked at her silently.

"You come down. I promise not to hit you. Coco said.

The black cat ignored her, yawned and lay down, intending to sleep peacefully.

Coco took a deep breath, little cub, you reversed, right? She looked around, the curtain rack was empty, there was no place for people to climb up, and Su Su jumped from the air conditioner high on the wall next door to the curtain shelf. Coco was just about to find a desk to push over, and when she looked up, she saw that Su Su had stood up vigilantly, ready to slip away at any time - it was probably useless to push a desk and climb up to catch it.

The phone in his pocket vibrated and he called.

"Where are you? Have you eaten dinner? Da Zhen asked.

"It's just right, come here, I'll invite you to eat hot pot." Coco smiled and gave the address of the pet hospital.

Ten minutes later, Da Xuan walked into the pet hospital, always felt that something was not right, vigilantly went around, and saw Coco sitting there leisurely before relieving his heart, "I just thought you were calling me some code, there is a situation." ”

"What's the code?"

"You say you eat hot pot, how can there be hot pot."

Coco pointed upward, "Grab it and eat the cat meat hot pot." ”

"Mi-" Su Su protested.

"Hehe, what kind of cat does anyone have, you will go to heaven, and you will also go to heaven." Da Xuan couldn't help but laugh.

Coco rolled his eyes, and in view of the request for others, he could only hold back.

Da Xuan looked around, took out leather gloves from his pocket and put them on, then grabbed a thick cloth that covered things, put it beside him, kicked the table to the windowsill, jumped on the table and stretched out his hand to Su Su—

The black cat quickly jumped to the side and jumped onto the air conditioner, but he didn't expect Da Su to reach over, and Su Su, who was forced to hurry, jumped down to the table, and then rushed to the door

Coco raised her hand and closed the door.

Su Su was stunned for a moment, and then a large shadow fell from the sky.

Da Xuan covered the black cat with a cloth, and then quickly grabbed Su Su and stuffed it into the cat cage with one hand and locked the door, all in one go.

"Captain Zhou, you have a good way of catching cats."

"I'm also good at arresting people." Da Xuan looked at her meaningfully and smiled.

Coco looked up at the sky and refused to continue the topic.

Grab the cat and lose the money, the two of them happily carried the cat cage and just walked to the door, all the doctors and nurses wept with joy and almost knelt down to thank them for taking the little devil, but Coco suddenly stopped.

"We're here to get vaccinated, right?"

The doctors shuddered.

"I paid for it, but the vaccine hasn't been given yet."

The doctors were crying. Tomorrow, all of them will be closed and go to the temple to worship, right?

Da Xuan saw the embarrassment of the situation, lifted the cat cage and looked at the green thief's eyes inside, "Ahh ”

Never believe the man who gives you delicious food after eating the canned cat and planting it down, and waking up after falling asleep to find that he has been injected has come to the conclusion of the classic quote.

Birdsong, early morning.

As soon as the rogue king, who was humming a song, came out of Coco's room, he saw his police ID card on the table.

The inner pages were torn to pieces, and the cover was covered with cat's paw prints with red ink.

When he looked up, his dark green cat eyes looked at him with dripping eyes, and he didn't write "elated" or "what to do with me" on his forehead.

Da Xuan rushed to Coco's bed with the fragment of his police ID card, "Your cat tore up my police ID card. ”

Coco half-opened her eyes in a daze, "There is a debtor who is wronged, and there is a debtor ......"

Da Xuan nodded, "That's right, so I want you to compensate." ”

"Multi-...... Less money? This time Coco didn't even bother to open her eyes.

Da Xuan smiled, "Don't want money, pay for meat." ”

(End of chapter)