Gray-dressed, long-haired, and grim-looking. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sun Wukong in Journey to the West, transformed into a human form, is eighty percent similar to Huang Bo.

Such a look, such a dress, plus such a look.

Even if Wu Ming had been prepared, three big words appeared in his heart...... Daddy.

"I'm the Monkey King, are you looking for me?" Sun Wukong took a big stride and circled around Wu Mingrao, so he didn't have much interest.

Sensing Sun Wukong's reaction, Wu Ming himself was a little puzzled.

In the movie, Monkey King was trapped for 500 years, and when he saw strangers, he was as excited as SpongeBob SquarePants.

As soon as I saw Chen Xuanzang, I kissed and hugged him, and I almost didn't offer chrysanthemums.

Why is there no Chen Xuanzang, when he came to find Sun Wukong, the other party's attitude changed so much.

"No, Sun Wukong has been trapped for five hundred years, it stands to reason that he should be a little excited to see a stranger, why is he so calm?" Wu Ming couldn't figure out this question, he only felt that something must be wrong, and said softly: "Great Sage, you are not surprised to see me?" ”

"No, I've passed the time of the accident, and now there is only peace left!"

Sun Wukong shook his long hair, and his face, which resembled Huang Bo, showed a bit of loneliness: "Thinking about Gongjin back then, Xiao Qiao was married for the first time, and the scarf and feather fan were full of spirit...... No, thinking back to the time of this great sage, as the head of the thirteen Taibao of Huaguo Mountain, two watermelon knives were killed from Nantianmen, one to Penglai East Road, and the knife fell in his hand, and he couldn't stop slashing for three days.

Now, as a prisoner of the stairs, trapped in this little hole in the ground, he is like a groundhog. I kind of figured it out, in fact, the real Monkey King died a long time ago, and the moment he was beaten down from the sky by the Great Ri Rulai Sutra, Sun Wukong died. ”

"What's the matter, Sun Wukong has played wild enough, and has changed to a literary style? Listening to this tone, it is a bit of a loveless meaning, is it a blow, or is it playing with me with new flowers?" Sun Wukong said bleakly, but Wu Ming listened very cautiously.

In the movie, Sun Wukong relied on deception to make Chen Xuanzang break the seal of the six-character mantra.

Although the plot in front of him is not as good as in the movie, Wu Ming does not dare to take it lightly.

After all, his appearance is already a change, in case Sun Wukong is watching people put dishes on the plate, facing different people, he will deduce different styles, this is not impossible.

"They are all actors, the current rivers and lakes are very sinister, and it takes a few more hearts and eyes. Well, I'll try him first to see if he's pretending to be crazy and stupid, or if he's playing some other trick. ”

Sun Wukong's acting skills are high, and Wu Ming is not to be outdone.

In an instant, with a look of shock and distress on his face, Wu Ming said slowly: "Why did the Great Sage say this, if he can lock you up for five hundred years, can he still lock you up for five thousand years, fifty thousand years?" Great Sage, you have to cheer up, there will always be days when you go out! ”

"Cut, get out, how to get out?"

Sun Wukong lay on the stone table, swaying his feet and sighing: "I don't want to, I really don't want to..."

"I don't want to have a ghost, I don't even have to wear underwear if I believe you!"

Wu Ming's heart was full of malicious thoughts, but his face showed hesitation, and he said bluntly: "Great Sage, what the hell is going on, why did you become so disheartened?" ”

"I'm not disheartened, but I've seen through Rulai's ugly face!"

Sun Wukong jumped down instantly, stretched out his hand to point at the entrance of the cave, and scolded: "Five hundred years ago, Rulai personally told me that after five hundred years, there will be a monk to help me get out of trouble." But now, five hundred years have passed, and when the time comes, I have also seen the monk, but he just can't fuck it. If you come to lie to me, this big liar, he doesn't want to let me go at all, he doesn't want to let me out! ”

"Kill!"

Sun Wukong was angry in his heart and rushed directly towards the entrance of the cave.

In an instant, in the underground cave, the vines that were wrapped around the stone wall were whipped like whips.

Vines are long whips.

directly wrapped around Sun Wukong and threw him to the ground, and a whipping sound followed.

"Smack, smack, slap......"

Bursts of golden light came up on the vines, slapping Sun Wukong's body, and every time he slashed, the skin and flesh opened.

Sun Wukong was beaten in pain, and he rolled on the ground in embarrassment.

Every time a whip mark appeared on his body, his own self-healing ability cured him in two or three seconds, repeating over and over again, as if there was no end.

"If you come, I don't accept it, you don't talk about credibility! You clearly said that there will be a monk in 500 years, and I will protect him to go to the west to learn scriptures. But you lied to me, that monk couldn't open the seal at all, and I couldn't get out at all! ”

Holding his head in both hands, Sun Wukong rolled on the ground in pain, and he didn't forget to scold loudly in his mouth.

Wu Ming stood not far away, his eyes were a little solemn, and he forgot about acting, and said movingly: "What do you say, you have seen the monk who learned the scriptures, and he can't open the seal of the six-character mantra?" ”

"I've seen it, I've seen it a long time ago!"

Sun Wukong held his head, let the vines draw on his body, and laughed wildly: "But he is useless, he can't uncover the six-character mantra, and I can't get out of it for the rest of my life!" If you come, you big liar, you don't want to let me out! For 500 years, I have been looking forward to it for 500 years, and only now do I know how vicious you are, I am not wronged when I lose, you are more vicious than me! ”

There was a crackling whipping, and the Monkey King was like a dead dog.

He lay on the ground in embarrassment, only crazy laughter, telling the disbelief in his heart.

"Great Sage, what is that monk's name?" Wu Ming already had a guess in his heart, but he couldn't help but confirm it to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong raised his head slightly, with a strong hatred in his eyes, and roared: "Chen Xuanzang, his name is Chen Xuanzang, a person who learns scriptures!" ”

"Chen Xuanzang!" Wu Ming's head boomed, and he instantly thought of the young man who was smiling at himself in the melon shed.

That was the first and only time Wu Ming saw Chen Xuanzang.

To be honest, Chen Xuanzang gave Wu Ming the feeling that in addition to mystery, it was mysterious.

Don't think about it, either Sun Wukong is lying, or Chen Xuanzang has really been here, and one of the two must have a problem.

"Sun Wukong is locked up here, he can't get out at all, and it's unlikely that he has a problem. So what about Chen Xuanzang, Chen Xuanzang should go to subdue Monk Sha, Zhu Gangguan, and Sun Wukong by himself in the movie. But in this world, he didn't do anything, not even soy sauce once. ”

Compared with Sun Wukong, Wu Ming is more suspicious of Chen Xuanzang.

After all, no matter how great Sun Wukong is, he can't show it if he is trapped by Rulai, so he can only waste his time here.

But Chen Xuanzang is different, he obviously has his own plot, but he runs counter to the plot, as if he is not controlled by fate.

"Let me think about it, who was the last person who was not controlled by fate, Merlin, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Feng Yueyue, Nicol Lemay, Liu Suifeng, Zhu Gangguan......" The plot characters flashed quickly from Wu Ming's heart, and these people all have similarities.

They are either time-travelers, or they have awakened their own memories, and each of them is a special existence.

This can't help but make Wu Ming wonder what the problem is with Chen Xuanzang, whether he awakens his own memory, or is it the same as Zhu Gangguan, he has crossed over.

"Great Sage, who can open the seal of this six-character mantra?"

Wu Ming had doubts in his heart, and he still had to confirm it with Sun Wukong.

At this time, Sun Wukong was no longer beaten by vines, and the whole person leaned against the wall and looked very lonely: "Only the purest, the most kind, and the most sincere person can open this seal." Otherwise, unless it reaches the point of Nyolai, the seal can be forcibly broken. ”

As soon as Sun Wukong said this, Wu Ming knew that he would not be able to break this seal.

Even, even in the entire Journey to the West Demon World, there is no one who can do these three points, and the difficulty is in the word "to".

The most virtuous person is not necessarily sincere, the sincere person is not necessarily pure, and the pure person is not necessarily good-hearted, which is the conflict between the fish and the bear's paw.

In the world, if you meet any of the above rules, such people are rare.

All three are in line, except for Chen Xuanzang, who was born with a great mission and was born completely for the eastward crossing of Buddhism, it is really difficult to find the second one.

If it had to be said that there was a second person, Wu Ming felt that the unpretentious Lei Feng might be able to be counted as one, and he could take Tang Sanzang.

But obviously, Lei Feng does not exist here, and this idea is of no use at all except for self-entertainment.

"Hey, do you have anything to eat there, I like to eat when I'm upset, and it just so happens that I'm upset and want to eat something!"

Sun Wukong leaned against the wall, and the whole person had regained his calm.

Wu Ming stretched out his hand and touched it, he still had the Bigu Dan refined by Liu Suifeng, and directly threw a few bottles over: "Eat it, this thing tastes okay, it's just not crispy!" ”

"What is this?" Sun Wukong poured out a few Bigu Dan, put them in his mouth and chewed them, and said vaguely: "Well, it's really not crispy, but the taste is okay, it's chicken-flavored!" ”

After eating a few Bigu Dan, Sun Wukong was in a better mood.

Wu Ming sat beside the Great Sage and hesitated for a long time before he said, "Great Sage, if you really can't get out, have you ever thought about the future?" ”

"In the future, I will be like this, what will I do?"

Sun Wukong turned over, pointed to his nose with his finger, and whispered: "Do you know what I like to do most in the past five hundred years?" ”

"Five against one?" Wu Ming tentatively opened his mouth, with Sun Wukong's current conditions, it is estimated that he will not be able to play anything else.

Sun Wukong didn't speak, just looked at Wu Ming quietly, silence was the most advantageous weapon.

Wu Ming nodded lightly, and knew that what he was thinking was too dirty, so he said: "That's right, you drive and play by yourself every day, you don't have anything to eat here, and it is estimated that the nutrition can't keep up!" It seems that you have said goodbye to vulgarity in the past 500 years. ”

Monkey King: "......" (To be continued.) )