Sun Wukong's face was dark, and there was unkindness in his eyes, which meant to turn his face and hit people. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Wu Ming smiled awkwardly, but he didn't want to anger this hairy monkey, so he changed the topic and said: "Don't be angry, Great Sage, I'm a layman, I really don't know what you like to do, why don't you say it?" ”

Sun Wukong didn't answer, he turned his head sideways directly, and put on an attitude that I don't want to pay attention to you.

Wu Ming came to Sun Wukong's side, and didn't care about the other party's attitude, and whispered: "Great Sage, you have such a great ability, it's a pity that you can't show it, how about teaching me two hands?" ”

"Teach you?"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, finally responded, and sneered: "Why are you? ”

In ordinary ways, if you want to learn from Sun Wukong, it is absolutely impossible.

Wu Ming decided to move it to benefit and know it, and said: "Great Sage, you can't get out now, you have to think about it for the future." You think, if you teach me two hands, although there is no apprenticeship fee, you have to manage enough lunches! A boxed lunch, plus two chicken legs, and dessert is served after the meal, what do you think of this? ”

In a trance, Sun Wukong seemed to see two chicken legs slipping past his eyes.

For the past five hundred years, he has been thirsty for dew, hungry for dirt, and even a rat has eaten a lot, and the bird has long since faded out of his mouth.

Therefore, in front of food, Sun Wukong really doesn't have much resistance, and he doesn't want to resist anything.

"If you come to cheat, the person who learns the scriptures can't even open the seal, and I guess I won't be able to get out. In this case, I teach him two hands, and it seems that there is nothing to lose! "Sun Wukong has his own calculations, if he can go out, he will definitely not teach others skills.

But if you can't get out, you have to think about things you can't get out, and self-deception is not Sun Wukong's character.

Looking at Wu Ming, Sun Wukong was a little moved, and said in a muffled voice: "Bananas, peaches, are there any of these things?" ”

"This can be..."Wu Ming nodded, and replied very simply.

Sun Wukong was silent for a while, stood up and walked in the cave, walked three laps and raised his head slightly, and asked, "Don't care about the wine pipe?" ”

"White, beer, you choose. Yellow, red, whatever you want! Looking at Sun Wukong's reaction, Wu Ming did not hesitate to increase his chips.

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with struggle, and finally slowly turned into firmness, and said: "I'll teach you, wine and meat are waiting!" ”

"Thank you..."

"Stop!"

Wu Ming was about to salute, but Sun Wukong took the first step, held his hand, shook his head and said: "Don't call the master, you are you, I am me, your purpose is not pure, my purpose is not pure, let's take what we need, the master or something will be exempted!" ”

Wu Ming moved, and found that Sun Wukong's hand was very stable, and he was not allowed to bow down at all.

If he is sincere to the master, Sun Wukong may accept him and accept the gift of master and apprentice.

But obviously, the relationship between the two is very delicate, Wu Ming is not sincere in apprenticeship, and Sun Wukong is not sincere in accepting apprentices.

Therefore, Sun Wukong will not accept the gift of master and apprentice, let alone accept it.

"Just call the Great Sage, go and eat on the hour, my stomach has rebelled." Sun Wukong patted his stomach, with a look of impatience on his face.

Wu Ming didn't hesitate when he heard this, he rushed out of the cave and went out, finding Duan Xiaoxiao and Zhu Gangguan.

Duan Xiaoxiao and Zhu Gangguan had a few, and when they heard that they had found Sun Wukong, they were all very happy.

For such a trivial matter as eating, of course, Wu Ming didn't need to do it himself, he went directly to the mountain village to find a few guys, and the pots and pans were transported over in one go.

Outside the cave, a fire is lit to cook, and bursts of fragrance are coming, ticking Sun Wukong's gluttony.

Sun Wukong couldn't go outside, he only felt that his heart was like a cat scratching, constantly turning in circles in the cave, and he couldn't wait to rush out to have a look.

"What's going on outside, the smell is so rushing?"

"Pork leek box, beef in sauce, roast duck with sweet noodle sauce, hot and sour fish, chicken stew with small mushrooms......"

Wu Ming casually reported the names of several dishes, all of which were fragrant dishes in the production process.

Sun Wukong listened to the drool, stood in the cave and scratched his head, and said: "Leek box, I really haven't eaten this, I really want to see how it's done!" ”

"It's easy to do."

Wu Ming used spells to create several large mirrors.

Then, a mirror is placed down in the cave, and the rest is angled and reflective to reflect the scenery on the cave.

After a while, Sun Wukong, who was sitting under the cave, saw the outside.

This was the first time in five hundred years that he had seen the scenery outside the cave, and he was speechless for a long time.

"Yes, that's great!" Sun Wukong stood in front of the mirror, his eyes full of confusion.

Wu Ming came down from the entrance of the cave, held the wine jar and put it on the stone table, and beckoned Duan Xiaoxiao outside the cave, put down the prepared wine and food, and set up a big table in a blink of an eye.

A table full of wine and food, only Wu Ming and Sun Wukong were sitting, and they couldn't help but look empty.

Wu Ming thought for a moment, and shouted to the cave: "Come down, drink a few drinks with the Great Sage, it's lively!" ”

Duan Xiaoxiao was the first to come down, saw Sun Wukong sitting at the stone table, and arched his hand with a smile: "Great Sage, my name is Duan Xiaoxiao!" ”

"Good, good..."

Zhu Gangguan came second, fell to the ground and patted the dust, and also introduced: "My name is Zhu Gangguan, comrade, you can just call me an old pig." ”

"Good, good..."

"My name is Dasha, my name is Ersha, Dasheng, we will drink with you."

"Good, good..."

I haven't felt the excitement for too long, Sun Wukong sat on the stone bench, and his mouth was a little smiling.

Several people sat around the stone table, and Wu Ming was the first to raise the cup and said, "Great Sage, drink this cup full!" ”

"Good, good..."

Sun Wukong is also massive, took the cup and drank it all, two lines of tears crossed his cheeks: "Okay, how many years, the last time it was so lively, it was when it was in Huaguo Mountain." ”

"Great Sage, don't say anything, take a bite of the leek box, and be shocked!"

Picking up a leek box, Sun Wukong took a hard bite, and the taste of pork and leeks came into his heart.

It's fragrant, it's so fragrant.

The flavor of the leeks is very strong, the pork is juicy and chewy, and the dough is crispy on the outside and soft on the inside.

Sun Wukong took the first bite and fell in love with this feeling.

He seemed to have come to the beach, waving a white veil in his hand, running unrestrained, saying nothing but stopping.

"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, a petrel is flying proudly......" Sun Wukong shook his head, and the whole person was silent in the spiritual world.

"Wow, the Great Sage's expression is so exaggerated!"

Looking at the intoxication on Sun Wukong's face, Duan Xiaoxiao pulled the corner of Wu Ming's clothes and said in a low voice: "Make no mistake, Monkey King can eat this feeling when he eats a leek box?" ”

"Of course, otherwise, how can it be the Monkey King! If you've been locked up for 500 years and haven't gone crazy since you came out, I'm sure you feel the same way. Wu Ming nodded as a matter of course, and reached out to pour another glass of wine for the Great Sage.

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

With satisfaction on his face, Sun Wukong patted his thighs while eating fruit, and said: "You kid has a heart, I don't owe favors to the Great Sage, what skills do you want to learn, just say it quickly?" ”

"Great Sage, what do you think I should study?" Hearing that Sun Wukong wanted to teach himself skills, Wu Ming hesitated.

If it is the Monkey King of the Journey to the West, he must learn the seventy-two changes, with Douyun, and the Nine Turns Xuangong, this series of supporting exercises.

It's a pity that the Monkey King in front of him is just the Monkey King of Journey to the West.

Wu Ming wasn't sure what this version of the Great Sage would be, so he didn't know how to learn it.

"I have the ability to drive gods, carry mountains, drive clouds, forbid water, borrow wind, spread fog, cut immortals, recruit demons, doppelgangers, changes, and all kinds of wonderful methods in my body. There are also the Dharma Heaven and Earth, King Kong is not bad, immortality, three kinds of supernatural powers, there are really too many suitable for you! ”

When Sun Wukong talks about his own ability, he doesn't mean to be modest at all.

He jumped down from the stone bench, circled around Wu Ming twice, and said, "In this way, I will teach you the Fa Heaven and Earth, what do you think?" ”

"The law is like heaven and earth?" Wu Ming has never eaten pork and seen the extent of pigs running.

In many novels and myths, the incarnation moves mountains and seas, and it is this kind of supernatural power.

Although, to a certain extent, the Fa Heaven and Earth are not top-level supernatural powers, they also surpass the level of the big road goods. In particular, against an opponent with a very large ontology, whether or not you have this magical power in your body can be said to be the key to victory or defeat.

"Looking at your appearance, you don't understand the mysteries of the Fa, heaven and earth. Let me tell you this, this god can make you incarnate, and your strength, defense, and attack range will be increased by hundreds or thousands of times. If it is not bad with King Kong, the 10,000-meter mountain can be smashed with one punch, which is the real ability to stand up to the sky! ”

As soon as Sun Wukong said this, Wu Ming was a little moved.

It's good to say that the strength and defense have increased by a thousand times, which is an immediate effect.

And if you don't agree with each other, you will become a giant who stands up to the sky, and you feel very majestic when you think about it, and it won't be a shame to take it out.

"Great Sage, I don't know how many of your skills I can learn?" Although Wu Ming was moved, he still didn't speak directly, but asked a more important question.

If Sun Wukong teaches a lot, it doesn't matter what he learns, it's best to learn it all.

On the other hand, if Sun Wukong is only willing to teach a few, then he has to plan well and choose the one that is most beneficial to him.

"You're so greedy, it's good that I can teach you, you still want to learn a few!"

Sun Wukong was impatient, directly stretched out a finger, and said: "One, if you want to learn, I will teach you, you can choose yourself." ”

"One!"

Wu Ming's disappointment can be imagined, the law is like heaven and earth, cutting immortals, driving clouds, summoning demons, clones, exorcisms, changes, King Kong is not bad, this is all very exciting skills when you listen to it.

Even if you can't learn all of them, you can learn a few more, but if you can't learn one, just leave.

"Great Sage, you've eaten all this leek box, why do you have to let me learn a few more?" Wu Ming can only play the emotional card, hoping to gain more.

Sun Wukong also has a short mouth to eat people, sighed and shook his head, waved his hand and said: "If you put it, I will teach you three skills, no more." ”

Three is still a bit insufficient, but Sun Wukong has made up his mind, and it is difficult to guarantee that he will not turn his face if he is entangled.

Wu Ming could only accept it when he saw it, thinking about his own situation, thinking about which spell was more suitable for him.

"Fa Tian is like heaven and earth, this ability is good, you can keep it. Variation is also useful, and after I learned it, a lot of things became convenient. As for the last one, it's a bit difficult to choose, it's really distressing! ”

Wu Ming's heart was full of entanglement, and it was difficult to choose the last choice for a while. (To be continued.) )