The text of May Fourth Pig is a little confused when he wears a hat
Just when I was shouting strongly in my heart, Zhu Bajie raised his hand and put the small monk's hat on his huge pig's head.
Everything happened too fast and natural, not only me, but even Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment.
Really wore it......
He actually put it on!
This happiness came so suddenly, I didn't have time to change my expression, so I looked at Zhu Bajie wearing a monk's hat with a nervous face.
Hehe, hehe, hehehe......
Heaven, earth, which angel sister exerted the magic power, why did you let this pig who is better than a monkey bring this torture instrument!
Seeing Zhu Bajie wearing a monk's hat, I couldn't help laughing, and the smile was a little silly, a bit like a pig.
Zhu Bajie looked at me puzzled and asked, "Why are you laughing?"
Sun Wukong has seen Xiong Shanjun what kind of torture he has been tortured by the hoop up close, and naturally knows what will happen to Zhu Bajie if he puts on the monk's hat.
"Idiot, remember not to make Master angry in the future, just wait for Master. ”
Zhu Bajie sneered, "Give me a magic weapon that I don't know what to do, and use a little favor to caress the old pig, and expect me to be happy and grateful to Dade before and after the saddle?"
Sun Wukong sighed and said, "Senior brother, since you wear a monk's hat, you will be a monk in the future." ”
There was a hint of pity in the tone of the monkey's words, as if he was saying to a person who had been imprisoned, he would reform well in the future and come out and become a new man.
Oh, I was uncomfortable with this pig for most of the day, and now I am in a good mood, tonight's night is good, you look at this barren mountains and mountains, you listen to the cheerful cries of crows in the forest, you look at the dark clouds in the sky, it's so good, everything is so beautiful, hahaha!
Pig's head! Make you smart! Give you a hat and you dare to wear it, I don't know how to take advantage of a small advantage and suffer a big loss!
It's okay now, let's be hooped, let you be crazy with me again! Hmph, hum! Dumbfounded, let's be circled!
Suppressing the ecstasy in my heart, I lowered my head and whispered a mantra, but I recited it twice, and Zhu Bajie didn't respond at all.
Oh, I'll go, what's the situation, what does it mean, why didn't I react when I read it!
I hurriedly recalled in my mind the three mantras that Guanyin Bodhisattva taught me before, yes, I remember correctly, I can memorize thousands of words of the Diamond Sutra, it is impossible that this mantra that can be recited in only a few seconds will be mistaken.
Zhu Bajie saw that I kept bowing his head and whispering, and said with a smile: "What, Master regrets giving me this hat? ”
Saying that, Zhu Bajie reached out and took off the monk's hat, but as I expected, Zhu Bajie couldn't take the hat off his head with this slight pull.
"Huh?"
If you hadn't been able to take off this hat, I would have even suspected that the hoop that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave me was fake.
Why is it useless for me to recite this mantra, is it that I remember wrong, no, no, I really don't have the ability to say anything else, but I have always been the first in the class to memorize texts, it is impossible to remember wrong, is it the Bodhisattva who taught me wrong, or that I can't use this magic weapon at all?
Sister Guanyin, this thing is not easy to make!
Zhu Bajie pulled the monk's hat on his head hard, but he still couldn't take it off, he simply put his hands on it together.
I said don't bother with your pig's head, what is called falling flesh and taking root, do you know what? What is the magic weapon of Buddhism, do you know? This is an authentic Lingshan imported product, I Buddha is like a gift, the effect is very good.
That is, I won't use it, and when I learn how to use it, I'll see how I play you.
The more Zhu Bajie couldn't take off this hat, the more anxious he became, I recited this mantra for a long time without effect, and I was also anxious, and I recited the three mantras dozens of times in turn, but it had no effect at all.
After working for a long time, Zhu Bajie no longer took the monk's hat, and I stopped reciting the mantra, and we both gave up.
"What are you, you can't take it off when you put it on!"
Zhu Bajie yelled at me unhappily, "Didn't you deceive me and use what means to trick my old pig!"
Where did Lao Tzu get the mood to trick you, Lao Tzu wants to kill you!
You still yelled at me, I yelled at whom, and finally looked for the Bodhisattva with a straight face to ask for these two hoops, but it turned out that the Bodhisattva used it strangely, and I used it myself as if it was fake! Who do I find after-sales service!
I stood up with a gloomy face and walked in front of Zhu Bajie.
"What are you going to do?"
I didn't answer, and I didn't care how much the hair on his head pricked, so I went straight to take off the monk's hat.
Even if it's a fake, I have to take it off to find Guanyin to return it, I can't just waste it on this pig.
But Zhu Bajie's monster's strength can't go down, how can I pick it up as a mere mortal.
I dragged and tore it for a long time and didn't loosen it for half a minute, the more anxious I was, the more angry I became, the more angry I became.
With a hard slam of force, the hat still did not move, but I did not stand firmly, and sat down by the fire.
The scorching heat of the burning branches came from me, and I hurriedly retracted my hand that had almost been pressed into the fire.
I glanced at the burning fire, and my heart moved, at that time, Guanyin Bodhisattva also used fire to burn off the camouflage of the tight hoop flower hat, if this monk's hat is genuine, it will definitely show its original shape after burning.
"Bear with it!"
After saying a word of patience, I directly picked up a burning branch and pressed the torch on the monk's hat on the top of Zhu Bajie's head.
When Zhu Bajie saw that I was going to burn this monk's hat with fire, he really stretched out his head and didn't move.
The monk's hat is made of cotton, and it is naturally a little bit when it encounters fire.
Within a few seconds, the monk's hat and the black hair on the top of Zhu Bajie's head were burned clean, Zhu Bajie was a monster, and it was too much to endure this fire, he didn't frown or blink, after the fire was extinguished, Zhu Bajie himself dusted off the ashes on his head, but the ashes fell, but there was a metal circle left on Zhu Bajie's head.
This metal circle is all too familiar to me, exactly the same as the tight hoop that was put on Xiong Shanjun's head in the first place.
There is no shape, it is just a metal ring, non-copper or gold, and there is no material to see.
I sighed, it seemed that this thing was correct, but I don't know why it was useless in my hands.
Zhu Bajie touched the metal ring above his head, "What is this?"
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "This is the original appearance of the magic weapon, it is a hoop, this hoop is called an obedient hoop, wearing this hoop will be obedient, if you are not obedient, you will be punished." ”
Zhu Bajie listened to Sun Wukong's words, and jumped up from the ground, "Good you monk! You actually used this obscene means to harm me! It seems that you and I do not have the fate of master and apprentice, but this enemy has done it!"
After that, Zhu Bajie jumped back, withdrew more than ten meters, and stretched out his hand to conjure up his weapon on the Baoqin gold rake, good guy, each rake nail is seven inches long, if Zhu Bajie gives me a lay, the eighteen holes in my body are opened.
I said monkey, what kind of mess are you making at this time, don't you see that this hoop is not easy to use in my hands, I have read it several times and I haven't seen this pig's headache!
Seeing that Zhu Bajie was about to go crazy, I hurriedly took a few steps back, and Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick in a hurry, and also played a trick in his hand, dancing slowly and turning a few beautiful circles.
I said when is this, you monkey is still in the mood to appear.
"Master, don't panic, just chant the mantra and see how the apprentice teaches this idiot. ”
I didn't have time to think about it, and whispered a mantra in my mouth, but no matter how I read it, this Zhu Bajie didn't hurt or itch at all!
"Boom!"
With a muffled sound, the rake in Zhu Bajie's hand actually fell to the ground.
The weapon weighing more than 5,000 pounds fell to the ground and smashed a pit out of it.
Aren't you full of pig's head? Why can't you even hold a weapon?
Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded, I was also dumbfounded, did the spell work? No, Zhu Bajie didn't roll on the ground in pain, could it be that he didn't feel pain at all?
"Master's curse can't stop!"
Hearing Sun Wukong's reminder, I didn't care whether this spell was useful or not, so I was busy reciting it again.
Zhu Bajie looked at his hands in surprise, obviously not believing that he didn't hold the weapon.
Sun Wukong walked towards Zhu Bajie unhurriedly, and his stomach was leisurely like taking a walk after eating a full meal.
I said can you be a little nervous about this monkey, you know how many pounds and taels he has, didn't you take advantage of him after you fought with him all night, is it good to be dedicated!
Sun Wukong didn't feel nervous, but Zhu Bajie looked nervous, looking at Sun Wukong walking slowly towards him, he was so frightened that he took a few steps back.
Hey, what's going on? Could it be that the purpose of this hoop is not to tighten, but to scare people into silly?
Only a dozen meters away, Sun Wukong walked to Zhu Bajie's side in a few steps, and Zhu Bajie, who was extremely arrogant just now, was so frightened that he trembled at this time and couldn't say anything.
Sun Wukong did not use his weapon, but flew up and jumped up, landing on Zhu Bajie's shoulder, Sun Wukong smiled and reached out to pull Zhu Bajie's ear, to my surprise, this black pig actually had no intention of fighting back at all.
Does this count as Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law? Sun Wukong has not become a little daughter-in-law.
I asked Sun Wukong curiously, "Why didn't Bajie fight back?"
As soon as I finished saying this, Zhu Bajie snorted, and his huge fist swung to his shoulder, and at the last moment, Sun Wukong jumped high and dodged Zhu Bajie's attack.
I was shocked, could it be that the reflex arc of the pig's head was too long, and it didn't react until now?
Sun Wukong smiled in the air and said, "Master recite that spell a few more times, and this nerd's mana will not be able to use it." ”
So that's what happened!
It seems that this forbidden hoop does not have the function of tightening, and its effect is as its name suggests, it is a forbidden word.
Although the forbidden hoop is not as simple and crude as directly inflicting torture on the flesh like a tight hoop, the demon after being sealed with mana is simply directly weakened into the five scum of battle.
That's why Sun Wukong was able to tease Zhu Bajie like a child just now.
Zhu Bajie failed to succeed in a punch, turned around and made a move, Haidilao Yue copied the nine-tooth nail rake, and turned around to pounce on Sun Wukong.
I hurriedly recited the forbidden mantra again, and the heavy nail rake fell straight from Zhu Bajie's hand again, almost hitting Zhu Bajie's pig's trotters.
It seems that even though the demons are physically stronger than ordinary people, they still need to use mana if they want to wield these five-pound weapons.
Oops, I'm still wrong Sister Guanyin, I'll give you a five-star review if you have the chance.
It's not the same as I imagined, but it's just as easy to use.
Although the forbidden hoop can seal Zhu Bajie's mana, I still need strong foreign aid like Sun Wukong to help rectify this pig's head, after all, even if Zhu Bajie loses his mana, the weight of eight or nine hundred catties can still sit me to death with one butt, and ordinary mortals can't deal with him at all.
Sun Wukong fell on Zhu Bajie's shoulder again, and the golden hoop stick in his hand became the size of a ring ruler again.
Sun Wukong tapped Zhu Bajie's head and said: "Idiot, if you dare to be rude to the master again, I will beat you to death with a stick, cut off your pig's head, and dial your pigskin, which really makes you liver and brain!"