The cake man practiced boxing and returned to the rudder, and the middle prince and Lu Gong were happy. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info was about to cook the pot, and I saw him sitting in the room, holding a hanging of vermicelli and a bottle of wine in his hand, and walked in. The bread man bowed to him and sat down. Du Gongdao: "I have been unlucky to be a roommate with you, a living treasure, over the years, I don't know how tired I am." Now I don't know what virtue I have accumulated, and I will bring you to practice a five-dragon boxing, so I will bring a wine to congratulate you. The cake man only made a sound, and asked Lu Gong to cook the vermicelli, scald the wine, and sat on the pit. Zhong Gongzi and Lu Gong are cooking in the kitchen. Du Gong also instructed the cake to be fair: "Now that you are a martial artist, you must set up an individual in everything." For example, in my actions, I am all serious and faceless people, and I am your senior, how dare you pretend to be forced in front of us? If you are to these Su Gong and Tu Gong at the door, they are just ten rotten people, if you give up your hands with him and sit on an equal footing, this is a violation of the rules in the rudder, and even my face will be dull. You're a and useless person, so I have to teach you these words, so as not to make people laugh. "The cake is fair: "The room seat is taught." Du Gong said again: "Zhonggong also came here to sit and eat." The first part of the day is pierced, and it is sad to think about it. Lu Gong also ate some. Since the spring heart is rippling, in the past few years, I don't know if the butter has been pushed two or three times! Wretched! Wretched! After that, both of them came to sit and eat. When I ate to the west of the day, I stopped eating drunk. There are three litters here, and I am very grateful. Du Gong draped his clothes and went with his stomach shy.

The next day, the bread boy was not allowed to pay homage to his neighbors. Wei Dagao made another appointment with a group of martial arts friends in the same class and interacted with each other. Because it was the year of martial arts, I did a few rings. Unconsciously at the end of June, these classmates asked the cake to go to the Martial Arts Association. Because there was no Neidan, the cake man went to the same room to discuss, and was spit on his face by Du Zhu's cup, scolded a dog blood sprinkler, and said, "Don't lose your time!" You yourself just feel that after practicing a five-dragon boxing, you will 'toad want to eat swan meat'! I heard people say that even when you practice boxing, it's not your article, or the grandmaster sees you withering, but he doesn't care, and gives it to you. Now I want to practice pillar boxing! These sages are all 'Wuqu stars' in the sky! Don't you see that those sages in the golden mansion in the city have divine power to protect their bodies, and they don't fall down one by one. Like you, a sharp-beaked monkey gills, you should also pee and take care of yourself! If you don't want to eat swan fart! Accept this heart as soon as possible, and find a editor for you in our actions next year, and find a few points of reward every year, and feed this group of old immortal roommates and your old right is serious! You ask me to practice Neidan, I can't earn a few rewards for ten more articles a day, and I will throw you in the water with you, and call my family to swallow the northwest wind! ”

A meal of seven and eight, the scolded cake man can't touch the door. After resigning from the room, I thought to myself: "The grandmaster said that my time has come, and there has been no off-the-field masturbation since ancient times, if you don't go in to practice his punch, how can you be willing?" Because of consulting with a few martial arts friends, he hid from the room seat and went to the city to practice boxing. Out of the field, even if you go home. The family had been hungry for two or three days. was known by Du Zhibei and scolded again.

On the day of the list, there was no rice for breakfast at home, so Zhonggong instructed the cake fairly: "I have a few thousand gold coins prepared in the previous section, you can quickly sell it on the corridor, buy a few liters of rice to cook porridge and eat, I am already hungry and can't see." The cake man hurriedly took the card and walked out the door. After less than two hours, I only heard the sound of gongs, and three cheap men rushed into the future, shouting one after another: "Hurry up and ask the cake master to come out, congratulations on the practice!" Zhonggong didn't know what was going on, so he was so frightened that he hid in the house; Hearing this, Fang Dare stretched out his head and said, "Everyone, please take a seat, the cake prince has just gone out." Those cheap men said: "It turned out to be Zhonggong." "Everyone is huddled around to like money. was noisy, and there were a few cheap men, the second and third reports, crowded a room of people, and the pit was full of people. The neighbors all came, huddled to watch. Zhonggong had no choice but to go to Yang and a neighbor to find his roommate.

The neighbor ran up the stairs, but couldn't find it; Straight to the east end of the corridor, I saw the cake man holding a card, holding a straw label in his hand, pacing step by step, looking around, looking for someone to buy there. The neighbor said, "Cake Xianggong, go back quickly!" You practiced boxing, and the annunciation people crowded into a room. The bread man was coaxing him, but he pretended not to hear it, and walked forward with his head down. When the neighbor saw that he ignored him, he came up and took the card from his hand. The cake is fair: "Why did you take my card?" You don't buy it. The neighbor said, "You have practiced boxing, and you should ask your family to send the." The cake said: "Gao Lin, you know that I have no rice today, and I want to sell this gold coin to save my life, why do you use this to confuse me?" I'm not stubborn with you, you go back, don't mistake me for throwing coins. When the neighbor saw that he didn't believe him, he snatched the card away, threw it on the ground, and pulled it back. The saw it and said, "Okay, the new upstart is back." Just as he was about to hug him to speak, the cake man walked into the house in two steps, and saw that the newspaper post in the middle had been hung up, and it read: "Good news Guiru old man cake cake high school five dragons hugging the pillar boxing test seventh place Ya Yuan." ”

The cake man didn't look at it, read it again, read it again, clapped his hands, laughed, and said, "Oh! All right! I'm done! As he spoke, he fell backwards, his teeth clenched, and he fell unconscious. Zhonggong panicked and poured a few mouthfuls of boiling water over in a panic. He got up, clapped his hands and laughed, "Wow! Good! I'm done! Laughing, he couldn't help but say something, and ran out of the door, startling the and the neighbors. Not many ways out of the gate, I kicked in the pond, struggled, my hair fell apart, my hands were yellow mud, and I was dripping with water. The crowd couldn't stop him, clapped and laughed, and walked all the way up the stairs. Everyone looked at each other and said in unison: "It turns out that the nouveau riche is crazy with joy." Zhonggong cried: "How can such a miserable thing happen! What kind of Five Dragons Holding Pillar Fist is practiced, and you have this clumsy disease! This is crazy, when will it get better? Lu Gongdao: "Go out well in the morning, how can you get such a disease!" But how is it good? The neighbors advised, "Roommate, don't panic. Now we will send two people to follow the bread master. Here, everyone took some eggs, wine and rice at home, and treated the dads of the cheap man village for discussion. ”

At that time, some of the neighbors brought eggs, some brought liquor, some carried rice, and some caught two chickens. Lu Gong cried and cried, cleaned up under the kitchen, and took it under the pit. The neighbor moved some tables and stools, and invited the cheap man to sit and eat and drink, and discussed how he was crazy and what to do. There is a person in the: "I have an idea in the bottom, I don't know if it can be done or not?" They asked, "What is the idea?" The man said: "Does the bread master have the most feared person on weekdays?" He was only ruthless because of his joy, and phlegm came up, and he lost his mind. Now the man he was afraid of came and smacked him in the mouth, saying, 'This is all about coaxing you, and you have not been fooled.' He took this frightened and spat out the phlegm, and he understood. All the neighbors clapped their hands and said, "This idea is so good, so good!" What the cake master is afraid of is to transform into a cup in the literary world. All right! Hurry up and stop the cup. He didn't think he knew it yet, and he was guilty of two miles in the hallway. Another person said: "If he commits two in the corridor, he knows better; He has been looking for materials on the Dongtou Internet since the fifth watch, and he has not come back. Hurry up and look for him. ”

A person rushed to greet him, walked halfway, met Du stopped the cup, followed by a Song Minghe who was urging the change, carrying a long knife, weighing four or five pounds, and was coming to check. When I entered the door and saw Zhonggong, Zhonggong cried and told him. Du Zhubei was surprised: "Is this not a blessing?" The people outside shouted for Du to stop talking. Du stopped the cup and handed over the meat and money to Lu Gong and walked out. And so they took counsel with him. Du stopped the cup: "Although I am my roommate, now I am a martial artist, and I am the stars in the sky." The stars in the sky cannot be beaten! I have heard the readers say, "If you hit the stars in the sky, the king of Hades will take them and beat them with a hundred iron rods, and they will be sent to the eighteen layers of hell, and they will never turn over." I wouldn't dare do such a thing! A bitter man in the neighborhood said, "Stop! Du stopped, your daily eunuch life, a pen went in, a clump of grass came out, and the king of Hades did not know that he asked the judge to write down thousands of iron rods on your book; Even if you add these 100 sticks, what does it matter? I'm afraid that after beating the iron rod, I won't be able to count this account. Or if you save your roommate's illness, Hades Sugong will lift you up to the seventeenth level from hell, and it is not known. The people of the village of: "Don't just tell jokes. Du stops, this thing has to be like this, you have no choice but to change, the right to change. Du Gong was overwhelmed by everyone, so he had to pour two bowls of Xiang in a row, strengthen his courage, put away these careful things, took out his usual vicious appearance, rolled up his dirty sleeves, and walked up the corridor. Five or six of the neighbors followed. Zhonggong rushed out and shouted, "Muroza, you can only scare him, but don't hurt him!" The neighbors said, "This is natural, why not command." With that, he kept going.

When I came to the corridor, I saw Biscuit Standing at the door of a bedroom, with his hair scattered, his face covered with mud, and his shoes had run off. It's done! Du stopped and walked up to him with a fierce look and said, "Damn the beast! What did you win? "A mouth is about to go. When the people and neighbors saw this, they couldn't help laughing. I don't want Du to stop the cup, although he has the courage to hit it, he is still afraid in his heart, and his hand trembles early, and he doesn't dare to hit it a second time. Because of this mouth, the cake man was also knocked out and fainted to the ground. All the neighbors stepped forward together, wiped his chest for him, pounded his vest, danced for a long time, and gradually wheezing, his eyes were bright, and he was not crazy. Everyone helped them up and sat on the bench of a charlatan at the door of the dormitory. Du stopped the cup and stood aside, not feeling that the faint pain in that hand was about to rise; When you look at it yourself, you slap it on your back and can't bend it anymore. He was annoyed in his heart and said: "Sure enough, the 'Wuqu Star' in the sky can't be beaten, and now the Bodhisattva has calculated it." Thinking about it, it hurt even more, and I hurriedly asked the liar for a plaster.

The cake man looked at the crowd and said, "Why am I sitting here?" And he said, "I have been drowsy for half a day, as if in a dream." The neighbors said, "Master Cake, congratulations on the completion of the practice." Shicai was happy to induce some phlegm, and just spit out a few mouthfuls of phlegm, okay. Please go home and send the. The bakery man said, "Yes." I also remember being seventh. The bakery boy curled his hair and asked the liar to borrow a basin of water to wash his face. A neighbor had already found the shoe and put it on for him. Seeing that the room seat is in front of me, I'm afraid I'm going to scold again. Du stopped the cup and stepped forward and said: "Master Cake, it's not that I dare to be bold, it's your old man's idea, I'll persuade you." A person in the neighborhood: "Daddy Du is so kind, the young man washes his face, and he has to wash half a basin of ink!" Another said: "Lao Du, your hand will be even more unwritten tomorrow." Du stopped the cup and said: "I'm still updated there!" With my roommate, what if you're afraid that you won't be able to rely on it in the second half of your life? I often say that this roommate of mine has a sassy personality and a prodigal personality, even the masters of the Song Mansion and the Tufu Mansion in the city, and they don't have such an obscene appearance as my roommate. You don't know, offended you and said, the old man's eyes recognize people. "Laughing. Everyone laughed. Seeing that the cake man washed his face, the liar took tea and ate it again, and returned to the rudder together. Master Biscuit left first, and Du Gong and his neighbors followed. Du Gong saw that the back of his roommate's clothes was wrinkled a lot, and he lowered his head all the way and pulled it for him dozens of times.

When he arrived at the helm gate, Du Gong shouted loudly: "The cake master has returned home!" Zhonggong came out and saw that the cake prince was not crazy, and he was happy to descend from the sky. Everyone asked the, but the family had sent them away with the reward that Du Gong earned. The cake prince worshiped the middle prince and also thanked the room. Du Zhubei said again and again: "A few rewards are not enough for you to reward cheap men!" ”