The mecha operation system is nothing more than that. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 When info transforms into a literary season, it does look like a hundred flowers blooming, but there are also some rudders that advertise "writers" under the flowers, white vests and black shorts, and high-height glasses with a "diligent watch" headband towering high, forming a big goose egg. There are also dissolved headbands, used as towels, draped around the neck, shiny, like a dishcloth with gutter oil, and the neck has to be twisted a few times. It's really Peugeot.

There are several plagiarized copywriters for sale in the building of the mecha operation department, and sometimes it is worth taking a turn; In the morning, you can still sit in a few bedrooms. But in the middle of the night, there is a door panel that often has to bang loudly, and the room is full of smoke and dust; Ask someone who is well-versed in current affairs, and he answers, "That's mahjong." ”

How about going somewhere else?

Du Gong went to the second master on the seventh floor to divide the rudder. Starting from the bottom of the building, I soon came to a staircase and wrote: Nippori. Somehow, I still remember it. Secondly, he only remembered philosophy, which was where Mr. Hyperbilly, a remnant of Mori Sei, became famous. Worship the second master is a small meeting, not big; The seventh floor is cold; There are no dedicated writers yet.

It's probably because things are more expensive. When Song Minghe's gutter oil paper arrived at Du Gong's rudder, he used a red head rope to stick it on the head of the text and put it on the desk, respecting it as "material"; Wang Butcher's rusty kitchen knife, as soon as Du Gong rudder, please put on the cutting board, and the beautiful name is "props". Du Gong also received such preferential treatment, not only did the school not check the dormitory, but several roommates also respected him as a room seat. Du Gong first lived in a thatched pit next to the rudder, it was quite cold in early winter, but there were still many mosquitoes, and then he covered his whole body with a quilt, wrapped his head and face with clothes, and left only two nostrils to breathe. In this breathless place, the mosquitoes can't intervene, and they actually sleep peacefully. The meals weren't bad either. But a roommate thought that this pit also covered the fire of the cake father, and it was not suitable for Du Gong to live there, so he said it several times and several times. Although Du Gong felt that the fire venting of the Maokeng and the cake man had nothing to do with him, it was difficult to resist his good intentions, so he had to find a suitable place to live. So I moved to a bed, far away from the pit, but unfortunately I still had to smell the unbearable smell of fish every day.

Since then, Du Gong has seen many strange urgers and heard many fresh words. Expediting is divided between the two professors. It was originally a roast science. At that time, a dark and thin lewd man with a beard, wearing glasses, and carrying a stack of large and small lunch boxes. As soon as he put the lunch box on the podium, he used a slow and very frustrating tone to introduce himself to Du Gong:

"I'm the ...... named Su May"

Someone in the back laughed. He then told the history of the development of roasting on the seventh floor, and those large and small lunch boxes were brought up by all kinds of rotten people on the seventh floor. The first few were monogeneous; There are also multiple platters, and their exploration and research of new ways to eat are simply beyond the sky.

The one who was sitting in the back laughing was the old bastard who asked Su Gong to bring food last school year, and he had been with him for a year, so he was quite familiar with the story. He then gave Du Gong a lecture on the history of each step. This Su May, it is said that he is too ill to wear clothes, and sometimes he forgets to add clothes; Winter is an old short-sleeved, shivering, once the department went to the office, causing the steward to suspect that he was a second goods, and asked the minions in the building to fork him out.

His words were probably true, and Du Gong personally saw him wear short sleeves to the lecture hall in winter.

A week later, about Saturday, Minister Su's assistant came to call Du Gong. When I arrived at the research room, I saw him sitting among Song Gong and many other solitary rotten people, who had lost a lot of money because of his rubbing of hemp, and later a report of his whole roast chicken was published in the school's magazine.

"Can you bring my roast meat?" He asked.

"You can bring some."

"Bring it to me!"

He took the roast meat that Du took with him, and returned it on the second or third day, and said that he would bring it back to him once a week after that. When Du Gong opened it, he was taken aback, and at the same time felt a sense of unease and gratitude. It turned out that Du Gong's roasted meat had been changed with a red pen from beginning to end, not only pointing out many misplaced places, but also correcting the technique of smearing chili peppers. This continued until he had finished teaching his lessons: roasting, short-sleeved, and pigeon-free.

It's a pity that Du Gong was too ineffective at that time, and sometimes he was very willful. I still remember that once Su Gong called Du Gong to his research room, and turned out a picture on Du Gong's lecture notes on pigeon release, which was an excuse methodology, pointed to it, and said obscenely to Du Gong:

"You see, you're going to make excuses for going a little too far. - Naturally, it is easier to deal with this change, but the pigeon is not to deal with Song Minghe, and the foreign workers are like this, so we can't change it. Now I'll fix it for you, and you're going to play like I did. ”

But Du Gong was still not convinced, and agreed verbally, but thought in his heart:

"The excuse is still good for me; As for Su Gong's theory, I naturally remember it in my heart. ”

After dealing with Song Minghe, Du Gong went to Nanlu for a summer, and returned to school in early autumn, the update had already been published, and among the more than 100 writers, Du Gong was in the middle, but there was no eunuch. This time, Su Gong's homework was the practice of roasting platter and local Tai Chi.

After about a week of platter practice, he asked Du Gong to go again, and happily, he still said to Du Gong in a very subdued tone:

"I heard that Du Gong is easy to be a eunuch, so I am very worried, afraid that you will not be able to stabilize the internship. Now I'm finally relieved, there is no such thing. ”

But he also occasionally made Du Gong very difficult. He heard that Du Gong's eunuch was inevitable, but he didn't know the details, so he had to ask Du Gong how to eunuch law and what kind of deformity would become if the root was broken, and sighed, "You have to take a look to know." What's going on? ”

One day, the cheap village chief of this level came to Du's apartment and wanted to borrow Du Gong's works to see. Du Gong came out and handed it to him, but he only checked it once and did not take it away. But as soon as he was gone, the postman delivered a very thick letter, and when he opened it, the first sentence was:

You update it!

This is a sentence from the "Quotations of the Cake Gong", but it has been recently quoted by Song Minghe. At that time, it was the craze for change, and Song Da Fat wrote a letter to Du Gong and Lu Gong, which began with this sentence. Duke Du reprimanded him for being inferior, and the brain-disabled young man Lu Gong was also angry, but secretly he had already been influenced by him. Secondly, it roughly means that the topic of the roasting experiment last year was marked by Su Gong on the lecture notes, and Du Gong knew it in advance, so he could have such a result. At the end is anonymity.

Du Gong recalled an incident a few days ago. Because he wanted to hold a meeting at the same level, the cheap man village chief wrote an advertisement on the blackboard, the last sentence was "Please be lucky not to be absent from work", and added a circle next to the word "diligence". Although Du Gong felt ridiculous at that time, he didn't mind, and this time he realized that the word was also ridiculing him, and it was still said that Du Gong had Su Gong's secret help to renew his efforts.

Du Gong informed Su Gong of this; A few rotten people who were familiar with Du Gong were also very unhappy, and together they went to reprimand the village chief for his rudeness in the inspection, and asked him to publish the results of the inspection. Finally, this rumor was eliminated, but the village chief tried his best to take back the anonymous letter. In the end, Du Gong returned the letter of Song name and style to them.

Du Gong is weak, so of course Du Gong will be a eunuch, once he is renewed, it is not his own ability; No wonder they are confused. But Du Gong then had the fate of visiting and judging the eunuchs. In the second year, he taught fried rice, and the shape of the rice grains was all shown in movies, and when the paragraph was over and it was not time for the end of the class, he filmed a few films of current affairs, which were naturally Song Minghe's reprimands for not updating the writer in time. But there are eunuchs caught in it: they used other writers as shields, and they were discovered by Song Minghe and were about to be judged, and they were also surrounded by a group of eunuchs; There was also a Du Gong in the lecture hall.

"Hooray!" They all clapped their hands and cheered.

This kind of cheer is seen in every piece, but in Du Gong, this sound is particularly harsh. After returning to the literary world, Du Gong saw those people who were idle and watching the trial of eunuchs, and they did not applaud as if they were drunk, - woohoo, unimaginable! But in that place, my opinion changed.

At the end of the second year, Du Gong went to find Su Gong and told him that he would not learn to burn wax and leave the seventh floor. His face seemed to be a little sad, as if he wanted to speak, but he didn't.

"I want to study diligently, and the knowledge that my husband taught me is also useful." In fact, I didn't decide to study harder, because I saw that he was a little sad, so I told a lie to comfort him.

"The roasting science taught for grinding foreign workers and the like, I'm afraid that it won't be of much help to learn more diligently." He sighed.

A few days before leaving, he called Du Gong to his house and handed Du Gong a photo, with two words written on the back: "Persistence", and said that he hoped to send Du Gong's to him. But Du Gong didn't take pictures at this time; He told Du Gong to send him a photo in the future, and kept him informed of his situation in the future.

After Du Gong left the seventh floor, he had no money to take pictures for many years, and because the situation was boring, it only disappointed him, so he was afraid to write a letter. After many years, it is impossible to speak, so although I sometimes want to write a letter, it is difficult to write, so until now, I have not sent a letter or a photo. From his side, it seems that after he was gone, there was no news.

But somehow, Du Gong always remembered him, and among Du Gong's thoughts, he was the one who made Du Gong the most grateful and encouraged Du Gong. Sometimes Du Gong often thinks: his ardent hope for me, tireless teachings, in a small way, is for the rudder, that is, he hopes to worship the second master to have a new banner; In general, it is for the literary world, that is, I hope that the righteousness of eunuchs will stand tall in the literary world. His character is great in my eyes and heart, although his name is not known to many.

The roasted wax corrected by Su Gong, Du Gong once arranged it into three safes, and the collection will be used as a permanent memorial. Unfortunately, when Song Minghe raided his house three years ago, he destroyed a refrigerator and lost half of the refrigerator food, and it happened that this roasted meat was also lost. The insurance bureau was instructed to look for it, but there was no reply. Only Su Gong's photograph is still hanging on the east wall of Du Gong Lu Yan's residence, opposite the desk. Whenever the spirit of the night was about to be renewed, he glanced up at his dark and thin face in the light, and seemed to be about to say something subdued, which made Du Gong's conscience suddenly find out, and increase his courage, so he drank a bowl of Xiang, and continued to find some excuses for the hatred of the "messenger of justice" and the like who urged the change.