Du Zhigen was a eunuch in our literary world two months ago, you must have heard of him. He is really weird www.biquge.info pen "Fun", even on the most suitable days for renewal, he is grinding foreign work, playing Tai Chi, and must be looking for all kinds of excuses. He was always wrapped in a dirty vest and tucked his hands into a pair of gray boxers; Even the shoes were dirty inside and out. His face was also covered with a stain, for he kept it hidden in grease and dust. He wore reading glasses, large patches, and covered his ears and eyes with cotton. As soon as he mentioned the update, he always asked Song Minghe to use the big knife. In short, this man always wants to wrap himself in filth, as if he wants to make a cover for himself, so that he can be a bold eunuch and not be affected by the outside world. Real life stimulates him, frightens him, and always makes him uneasy. Perhaps in order to justify his timidity, his abhorrence of reality, he always looked for excuses to sing the praises of things that never existed; In fact, the metamorphosis literature he wrote was an excuse and a reason for him to avoid the urge to change his life.

Du stopped the cup and tried his best to hide his broken change in a pile of excuses. Unless Song Gong's big knife and Tu Gong's meat hook, which contains force majeure, he will take action. When he saw a butcher take out a butcher's knife and wave it wide, he knew that he had to open a change: if he didn't change it, he would have to be in a different place, okay, that's it. But he felt that in the well-intentioned urging or roasting, there were always ingredients that made people suspicious, and there were vague ingredients that had not yet been fully spoken. Whenever after Song Gong's efforts, the department held a Du Gong Urging Meeting, or Xiang Qinshe, or Persuasion Society, he always shook his head and whispered: "Of course, it is even more important, this is very good, but I need to think about the plot." ”

"'Ah, how loud and wonderful the update is!' He said with a sweet and pleasant expression. As if to confirm that he was not a eunuch, he narrowed his eyes, raised a finger, and read: 'I'll be there tonight!' ’”

Du stopped the cup and the cake man lived in the same rudder. His berk was small, like a box, with a tent hanging from his bed. As soon as he got into bed, he pulled over the quilt and covered his head. It was hot and stuffy in the room, the wind pushed the closed door, the cake was whirring and boxing, and there was a moaning in the toilet—an ominous moan...... He lay under the quilt, trembling, afraid that something would happen, that the cake would fall to the ground and ascend to heaven. He had nightmares all night, and by the time they went to school together in the morning, he was listless and pale. The school he went to was full of people, and it was clear that he was full of fear and hatred; Walking side by side with three roommates is obviously a hard thing for a person with a withdrawn temperament like him.

However, this person who found a reason for the eunuch almost worked hard. There is a roommate of Du Gong, a native of the southwest, named BeautyCam? Spring heart rippling? Lustrovsky's men were assigned to the Du Gong rudder. He came with his literary creations. Later, due to his unwillingness to admit defeat, Du Zhubei began to show hostility to our Lu Gong clearly. When it comes to writing, especially in, encouragement always goes a long way. Everybody—his roommates and fellow people—began to lobby Du for the Cup: He should be in the war book. Besides, Lu Gongcai is not bad at learning, and it is worth fighting; He writes badly and understands rhetoric; Especially important, he is the first second goods who is willing to accompany Du Gongdou to update his pretend. So Du Gong was dizzy and decided to be diligent.

But another roommate, Zhonggong, despised him from the first day he met Du Zhubei.

Now, listen to what happened next. There is a narrow ghost who drew a cartoon, drawing Du Zhubei wrapped in a dirty vest, wearing boxers, dragging broken shoes, coding words, and pasting Lu Gong's "Qin Changfu" on his back; Underneath is an inscription: "Du Stop Changing in Update." "You know, that look is very well drawn. The painter must have painted more than one night, because the boys' and girls' students, the teachers of the mecha operation department, and the editors in the literary world all received a copy. Du stopped the cup and also received a copy. The cartoon embarrassed him.

We walked out of the dormitory together; It was May 1st, and on Sunday, the students and teachers had agreed in advance to meet at the school and walk together into a small forest on the outskirts of the city. We departed, and his face was blue, gloomier than a cloud.

"There are such vicious bad people in the world!" He said, his lips trembling.

I even pity him. We walked and walked, and suddenly, Zhonggong came with a baseball bat, and behind him, Lu Gong also came with crutches. His face was flushed and exhausted, but he was happy and elated.

"Let's go first!" She shouted. "What a nice weather! Come and pretend to be forced and fight in pain! ”。

They walked away and disappeared. Du Zhubei's face turned from blue to pale. He stood still and looked at me.

"What's going on? Or maybe my eyes fooled me? Didn't they report to the chamber seat and force them to be decent in casual clothes? ”

"What's so out of the woods?" I asked, "Let them pretend to be their coercion and update happily." ”

"But how?" He cried out, and when he saw that I was calm, he wondered, "What are you talking about?" ”

He seemed to be in a state of confusion, refusing to go any further, and went home.

The next day he rubbed his hands together and shivered; It was clear from his face that he was sick. Before school was over, he left, and for the first time in his life. He didn't eat lunch. Nearly in the evening, he dressed in rags and went to Zhonggong's side. Lu Gong was playing basketball, and he only met Zhonggong.

"You may be seated!" Zhonggong said coldly, frowning. Du stopped the cup and sat in silence for ten minutes, and then spoke:

"I came to you to ask for a matter of my heart. I'm annoyed, annoyed. There's a guy with bad intentions who drew a ridiculous cartoon of me and another person who had a close relationship with you and me. I think it's my duty to assure you that I have nothing to do with it. …… I have done nothing to deserve such criticism - on the contrary, my actions have always been worthy of the sole conscience in every way. ”

Zhonggong sat there sulking and didn't say a word. Du stopped waiting for a moment, then lowered his throat and continued in a sad tone, "I have something else to talk to you about. I've been here for years, and you've only recently arrived; Since I'm an older room than you, I think it's my duty to give you a piece of advice. Your friend is swaggering, this kind of diligence is absolutely inappropriate for a young lewd man! ”

"How so?" Zhonggong asked. "Does this still need to be explained, to send the tower to the head? Centrovich, isn't that a matter of course? If you pretend to be forced now, what good jokes can you hope for in the future? All you can do in the future is to piece together and cheat the number of words with cold rice! Since the pretending world has not issued a notice to allow this to be done, it cannot be done. Yesterday I was terrified! As soon as I saw your friend, it was pitch black. A lewd man, or a second-hand goods, but pretending to be forced at the speed of light - this is terrible! ”

"What the hell are you going to do?"

"There's only one thing I have to do, and that's to advise you, to send the tower? Middle Trovich. You are a young man, you have a great future, and you have to be very, very careful in your actions. But he is so so-so, alas, so so-so! When you go out with a long sword and two reds, people often see you walking around in the grass with a sword; Now, what are the six fanatics? The Lu Guild will say that your IQ is in arrears, and then this matter will reach the ears of the entire mecha operation department...... Will this end well? ”

"Speaking of me and Lu Gong pretending to be forced, this is not someone else's business." Zhonggong blushed and said, "Whoever wants to take care of my private affairs, tell him to get out!" ”

Du Zhubei's face turned pale and he stood up. "If you talk to me in such a tone, then I can't talk any more." He said, "I beg you not to speak like that when you speak before me about the Muro-Seat; You should be respectful of the room. ”

"Did I say something bad about Muroza?" Zhonggong asked, looking at him angrily. "Please get out of my way. I'm a bright and upright person, and I don't want to talk to a joke like you. I don't like people who slander behind their backs. ”

Du stopped the cup in a panic, hurriedly put on his coat, with a terrifying look on his face. This was the first time in his life that he had heard someone say such unkind things to him.

"Whatever you say, it's up to you." As he walked out of the doorway to the top of the staircase, he said, "But I have to tell you in advance that perhaps someone has overheard our conversation, and that in order to prevent our conversation from being misunderstood and causing any trouble, I must report the contents of our conversation to the housekeeper -- to the effect of this." I can't help but do it. ”

"Report him? Go, just report it! ”

Zhonggong grabbed his front collar behind him and pushed him hard, and Du Zhubei rolled down the stairs with his slippers. The stairs were high and steep, but he rolled downstairs and got up unharmed. Touching his nose, he looked to see if his glasses were broken. However, when he rolled downstairs, it happened that Lu Gong came back with two cheap men. They stood downstairs, stunned. This is more terrible than anything else in the Du Stop Cup. I'm sure he'd rather break his neck and both legs than be the object of ridicule. Yes, in this way, the whole building will know about it, and it will spread to Song Minghe's ears, and it will also reach the ears of Wang Tuhu. Oops, maybe there's going to be some kind of mess! Maybe there's another cartoon that will end up making him retire. ……

It wasn't until he stood up that Lu Gong recognized him. He looked at Du Gong's funny face, his crumpled vest, and his slippers, and didn't understand what was going on, thinking that he had accidentally fallen off, so he couldn't help but laugh loudly, and the laughter rang out throughout the house:

"Hahaha!"

This loud and crisp "hahaha" ended everything: the end of the expected pretending duel, and the end of the diligent life of Du Stop Cup. He didn't hear what Lu Gong said, he didn't see anything. As soon as he got home, the first thing he did was to remove Lu Gong's war letter from the table; Then he went to bed and never got up again.

After a month, Du stopped drinking eunuchs. We all went to the funeral.

We're going to be honest; It is a very pleasant thing to ridicule people like Du Zhu. When we returned from Du Gong's rudder, we showed a melancholy and modest face; No one refuses to show happy feelings. -- We experienced that kind of feeling a long, long time ago when we were children, when we met an adult who was not at home, and we went out into the garden for an hour or two to enjoy complete freedom.