Chapter 836: Li Tian's solo show
The audience's strong support made the theater full of cheerful atmosphere for a while.
Actually, it wasn't that the people below were so supportive, but that they were really amused by Li Tian.
Liu Tianwang covered his head with his hands and said: "Ah Tian, this funny comparison, how do I feel a little ashamed!" ”
"Hehe, Andy, then you don't have any humor." Wu Junru said with a smile, at this moment, she admired Li Tian to death, such a strong stage control, if it is placed in the hosting world, it is definitely a gold medal host.
Looking at the audience and the glorious stage, Li Tian was very excited, although he had been in the Marvel world for a long time, and the dream of stardom in his previous life had almost dissipated, but at this moment, he felt that his dream was back......
Li Tian made a gesture to quiet the people who couldn't stop laughing, and then said, "After introducing myself, do you still want to hear me sing?" ”
"I don't want to." Everyone said in unison.
After Li Tian heard this, he made a look of being hit, covered his chest and said: "You guys are too shocking, have you ever thought about my feelings, no one wants to listen to me sing, isn't my voice good?"
"Haha."
"We want to hear your story, we want to hear jokes."
The people in the theater said with a laugh.
"Brother, what do you think your fans want to do? This is a concert, not a solo show. Li Tian said to his brother.
"It's okay, I want to see your solo show too, you can satisfy my curiosity!" My brother didn't mind that his concert would become Li Tian's personal show.
"Alright! If you mess up later, you must not chase me with a knife. Li Tian frowned and said.
The people below laughed again, and the elder brother chased and killed him with a knife, and he got drunk with a smile on this picture.
Since my brother let him come to a solo show, Li Tian will no longer talk nonsense, there was a show in his previous life that had some jokes that were very good, and if I talk about it here, it should be able to amuse everyone to death.
Li Tian pulled his throat and said: "For a long time, prisons have been very mysterious to ordinary people, and the truth is that we may all be wrong, from the movie, prison is a very harmonious place, men and men love each other, men and men can be combined, or change to become a female and female group, which reminds me of the daughter country in Journey to the West, and the prison is equivalent to a small daughter country and a male country, but I don't know if there is a daughter country in the daughter country!" Otherwise, the production capacity of the prison will definitely be able to provide export sales. ”
A boy and a boy group?
Female and female groups?
All the people almost didn't die of laughter, do you want to use prison to make fun of people! What kind of place is the prison? It's just a garbage disposal station, and he said that it was like a paradise, and it also provides export sales? Is there any mistake with this Nima?
My brother was speechless for a while, this bastard is actually funny, it's really a bit inappropriate for children! Wouldn't it be a mistake to hand over the stage to him yourself!
"Okay, it's just a funny joke, you don't have to laugh so happily, let me tell you a secret, I have a lot of letters from my brother's fans here! Do you want to hear what fans write to your brother? After Li Tian glared at everyone and laughed, he waved his hand and took out a stack of pieces of paper, and said mysteriously.
"Yes." A loud sound resounded throughout the theater.
"Well, your reaction is great, and my ears are about to be deafened by you." Li Tian said with a smile.
"The enthusiasm is a bit excessive, but it doesn't matter, I'm deaf, but you're not deaf, I'll read to you the letter from the fan to my brother." Li Tian continued.
"What this kid is holding in his hand can't really be the heart of a fan to his brother!" The guests in the front row thought to themselves.
"Looks like there's a good show." Wu Junru glanced at her brother's embarrassed look and said with a smile.
"I'm afraid I'm playing tricks on my brother, what that kid has in his hand is definitely not a fan letter." Liu Tianwang knew that Li Tian was seeing his brother for the first time, and it was impossible to have a letter from his brother's fans in his hand.
Looking at the expectant eyes of his brother's fans below, Li Tianhe Yan Yuese took out a piece of paper, lowered his head and pretended to read: "Look at how my brother's first fan wrote, oh!" God, this man is so rude to say such a thing. ”
The people below saw that Li Tian didn't read it out as scheduled, but instead looked like a ghost, which made the curiosity in everyone's hearts suddenly fished.
"Pretty boy, hurry up and tell me, what did the fans say to my brother?"
"Alright! Since everyone is curious, then I will say it, this fan said to his brother...... Listen, everyone, this is what the fan said to my brother, but I didn't say it, after everyone listened, don't misunderstand. ”
"We know that this is completely the voice of the fans, and we won't misunderstand you." The people below shouted very cooperatively, but their eyes completely betrayed themselves, as if to say, these words must be you slandering your brother.
"The fan said, brother, I want to have a dozen monkeys with you, do you have a dozen monkeys in this life? O sow! Li Tian said.
Ha ha!
This kid is disgusting! Having a monkey with my brother, it's still a dozen, you think it's beer!
Although Li Tian's words were a little disgusting, many of the girls present shouted that they wanted to have monkeys with their brother, which made my brother very embarrassed.
At this moment, everyone laughed and was upset for his brother, who was completely speaking ill of his brother.
"I admit that this fan's words are a little uninteresting, you can find a male monkey to give birth to a monkey, what are you looking for your brother for? Do you think my brother is a male monkey? Li Tian quipped.
Hearing Li Tian's words, his brother made a helpless look, and then glared at Li Tian fiercely.
Li Tian then read a letter from another fan: "The second brother fan letter, this is a person who claims to be a diehard fan of his brother, he said this, brother, if you dare to quit the music scene, then I will die." ”
Li Tian made a shocked look, his mouth opened and closed, and he said in surprise: "This brother is a letter to the fans, I am embarrassed to tell you a news that I don't believe, my brother is a diehard fan brother, you can go with peace of mind, because my brother's farewell concert is over." ”
"Hahaha"
There was another burst of laughter in the theater.
Wu Junru slapped her thigh even more, she couldn't support it, this kid wants to laugh at the dead and not pay for his life! My brother is also too decrepit, and he was actually so teased by Li Tian on stage.
Li Tian ignored the people below who were still laughing, and continued to pretend to look at a few pieces of paper in his hand and said: "I don't need to read this fan's letter, because it's actually another letter to have a monkey with my brother, sad!" Why doesn't anyone want to have monkeys with me! ”
Ha ha!
Everyone burst into laughter, this kid is too shameless, he actually wants people to have monkeys with him, he is completely jealous of his brother! (To be continued.) )