Originally, after Fury's order, everyone immediately wanted to return to their posts to do things, but at this time, when they saw Li Tian's actions on the video, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter......

After Li Tian paused, his eyes squeezed towards his brother and the audience below, and then he said clearly: "I am Li Tian......"

"I feed myself bags of salt."

After Li Tian finished speaking, under the shock of everyone, he raised his head and tore open the salt bag in his hand, and then poured it into his mouth, and finally seemed to be salted by salt, his expression immediately became colorful, he covered his throat and coughed, and after several sips, he continued to spray the white salt grains in his mouth.

"Poof!"

"Waha......"

Such a funny joke, let? The people below burst into laughter all of a sudden, and everyone was electrocuted by Li Tian's funny, what kind of person is this! Is this a rhythm that wants to laugh us to death?

Isn't it true that I am speaking for myself when I feed myself bags of salt? What a smart boy! This advertisement to introduce yourself is really good to buy, I'm afraid there is no such sharp advertising words in the world to introduce yourself.

The solemn advertising words in front of it, everyone thought that Li Tian was like this, but that knew that there was a divine turn! This is a real god's twist! Who would have thought such a hilarious advertising joke!

A girl in the theater was originally drinking soda, but was spoofed by Li Tian, the girl snorted and laughed, and the soda was sprayed on the head of the person in front, however, the one who was sprayed was not angry, but shrugged helplessly, because he understood very well that just now, he poured all the can of Coke in his hand on people's heads.

"Good! It's a really good line, I feed myself bags of salt, it's amazing. Many people's eyes lit up.

"If this pretty boy goes to act in a comedy movie, he will definitely make people laugh to death."

"With such a serious expression just now, I thought he would solemnly say a set of his great resume! Unexpected! There was a god twist, and it became so funny. ”

The elder brother, who was worried that Li Tian was making a mistake, was about to laugh, holding his stomach haha and laughing non-stop, there was no trace of a superstar at all, even Liu Tianwang below was laughing very badly, as for Wu Junru, who was known as a laughing aunt, it was even more too much of a laugh, if it weren't for the worry of walking away in a skirt, I am afraid that he would roll on the ground with laughter.

Inside the S.H.I.E.L.D. mothership, the laughter directly shook the Helicarrier, and now what they were thinking about was not going to work, but clapping their hands to applaud Li Tian, they really found it hard to believe that the superhero Dragon God, who was so serious before, actually had such a funny side.

Fury, who has never smiled very often, opened his mouth, Coulson couldn't straighten up with a smile, Hill had a look of surprise in his eyes, as Li Tian's woman, she really didn't know that Li Tian had such a funny side, although she knew that he was humorous before, but he was not so funny.

Li Tian read it with a serious expression from the beginning, but in the end, he suddenly made such a divine turn, and this divine contrast really made people laugh.

A council member in a black suit walked into the central control room, looking at the laughter of everyone like a madman, the whole thing was a little silly, are these people crazy? Or do they know the outcome they are going to face in the first minute, and end their work in such a crazy way? Or did you go to the wrong place, this is not S.H.I.E.L.D., but a psychiatric hospital?

Shet! S.H.I.E.L.D. under Fury's leadership, everyone has become crazy, is this the most elite secret service organization in the United States? How do you feel about walking into a psychiatric hospital, the council came, thinking with a dark face.

"I guess you should explain to me what's going on here." The council came with a gloomy face.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Peele, we'...... I encountered a very funny thing, and I couldn't help it, hehe...... I'm sorry, I'm going to laugh again, my God, is that kid trying to kill us? Coulson came to Peel and was back to his serious appearance, but suddenly he seemed to think of something, and burst into laughter.

"I need an explanation, not to hear you laugh." Peel apparently didn't believe Coulson's explanation, and looked unkind.

"Oh! Mr. Peel, what do you need an explanation, are you here to hear an explanation, or do you have nothing to say? "From the moment Peel came in, Fury knew his fate and knew that the dissolution of S.H.I.E.L.D. was imminent.

Peel is not the most powerful in the Council, but he has the most opinions on S.H.I.E.L.D., especially after Fury took power, he has always been against it, and now it is not the most powerful person in the Council who comes, but he comes, and Fury knows that the end of S.H.I.E.L.D. is irreversible.

Peel stared at Fury for a moment, then took out a piece of paper from his arms and said, "Fury, I can only say sorry, this is the decision of the Council, S.H.I.E.L.D. is really a bit disappointing, and the Council has decided to disband S.H.I.E.L.D." ”

"That's bad news, but I'll protest to the president, S.H.I.E.L.D. is important to the United States." Fury said with a cold face.

"The council's decision has been granted by the president, and I don't think you have any chance of redemption when you meet the president." Pierdau.

After speaking, Peel continued: "Now the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., lock up all the information of S.H.I.E.L.D., and wait for the next arrangement, and you Fury, congratulations on your retirement, and you can live like a farmer in the future." ”

Fury's eyes flashed with a gleam, pretending not to hear, and said to Hill and Coulson, "You're free." ”

Hill and Coulson's eyes flashed with a hint of gloom that was not easy to understand, S.H.I.E.L.D. was their home to them, there was no so-called freedom, and leaving the S.H.I.E.L.D. mothership was like leaving their beloved home.

……

Seeing everyone being amused by himself, Li Tian smiled naturally, as soon as the advertising slogan "I Feed Myself a Bag of Salt" came out in his previous life, it became popular all over the Internet in an instant, and imitation of this advertising joke was everywhere.

In my previous life, this advertising slogan came out of Chen Ou's advertising slogan, but I spoke for myself in the end and changed it to me feeding myself a bag of salt.

It's just a few words that make this advertisement instantly different and make people laugh.

Li Tian waved his hand and quieted down the laughing crowd and said, "Seeing everyone so cheerful, but I am sad, but apart from laughing, why is there no thunderous applause here?" ”

"Hah!"

"Hahaha......"

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The sound of laughter and fierce applause sounded like thunder, which made Li Tian stunned for a while, he just said what he wanted, and he didn't expect the people below to be so powerful. (To be continued.) )