To download or not to download?

Han Xiao now has a rather serious problem in front of him, in order to be able to try not to lower his majestic and domineering temperament, it is the best; But it's hard for Nasus, the doghead, to take care of his nephew.

Forget it, let's download it, after all, a man can't break his promise for the sake of ethereal things like temperament.

So, he clicked on the option to receive, and a WeChat system message immediately popped up.

"This download costs 222M!"

Han Xiao sighed secretly, fortunately, it's not much, he was worried about the lack of traffic just now, thinking about the need for him to download a gold coin before, it would take him 998M, and now this pug is a real living thing, and it must consume more traffic! Don't worry about that now.

It's just that, looking at the numbers 222, he really suspects that what he downloaded is not the nephew of the dog-headed Nasus, but a real second goods!

Then, he locked the door to his dorm room, and as for the roommates who had gone to play basketball, he didn't care, and when he was done, he started downloading.

Bite~!

After downloading, a flash of light flashing the eyes of a blind titanium alloy dog disappeared, and a little pug squatting on the ground and sticking out his tongue towards Han Xiao appeared!

Han Xiao looked at this jubilant little guy and beckoned to it, his expression was very friendly, "Hello, little dog!" ”

Since it was the big dog head who handed you over to me, then it would be appropriate for me to call you the little dog head.

"You're a dog's head! Your whole family is dog-headed! When the little haba, who was sticking out his tongue and selling cuteness, heard this, he jumped up angrily. And try to put on a very angry look, like a human being. I almost pinched my waist and pointed my finger at Han Xiao's nose and scolded!

Han Xiao: "......"

He never imagined that this dog would understand human speech. will put on an expression like a human, and the most outrageous thing is that *** is still a talking dog!

I knew that this dog was so humane, and I didn't even say that he was a dog's head when I killed him!

He's going to use "You single dog!" "So that this little pug can't even say a curse!

Because this product is originally a single dog!

Is it wrong for me Han Xiao to say this?

That's right!

Now, now that he knew that this dog could communicate with people, Han Xiao began to chat with it without saying a word.

Han smiled: "Are you male or female?" ”

Little Habba: "Boy! ”

Han Xiao: "......"

Han Xiao: "Your hair is too long, it's time to cut it." ”

Little Haba: "It's time to cut it, but I want to cut it like that!" ”

Han Xiao: "What does it look like?" ”

Haba: "Just like the man on the piece of paper on the wall, with a few words written next to it. What is Jay Chou called? I think his hairstyle is quite handsome, you take me to get a cut. ”

Han Xiao: "......"

This time, Han Xiao learned to be obedient and no longer asked so many unnutritious questions, but asked a question that he wanted to know the most, and it was also the most wanted to know by the majority of League of Legends players:

"Why is your uncle dog-headed...... Desert Grim Reaper and your second uncle, the crocodile...... The Desert Butcher is obviously a brother, but his appearance is very different? ”

Little Haba rolled his eyes at Han Xiao very humanely, "Wangwang, how do I know?" ”

I don't know!

Han Xiao was slightly disappointed. Then while thinking about it, I might be able to solve this eternal mystery!

So I searched for a picture of a crocodile on the computer, and then held the little haba who was wagging his tail on the ground in his arms, and pointed to the picture of the crocodile on the computer. Ask: "Do you know this?" ”

Little Haba was a little angry at Han Xiao at first for picking him up without his consent, but when he saw this photo of a crocodile. Stunned like a human, he said, "You... You... How can you have a picture of my Uncle Wang? ”

Uncle Wang?

The old king next door?

Han Xiao was a little confused. This amount of information is not ordinary, and he was still curious before. Why are Nasus and Renekton obviously brothers, but their appearance is so different, one is a dog and the other is a crocodile, it turns out that the answer is here!

It's so connotative!

But then again, you are a single dog in the Valoran Continent, how can you know the photos of our world, so you asked in surprise, "You still know the photos?" ”

Little Haba looked proud, "That's a must, I often take advantage of my uncle's absence, secretly use the teleportation array to run to the entrance of the summoner's canyon to watch the excitement, I just happened to see a Timo photo gallery, let me tell you...... (5,000 words omitted here)"

All right!

I'll give you 11 points for this pretending explanation, and take pride for the extra 1 point!

He looked at little Haba's bored appearance, and made a suggestion, "Go outside?" ”

It's not good to see where this goods is, so he has to put his eyes under the bed and in the cabinet many times, which are the places where stinky socks are most likely to be stuffed, and he is really afraid that this pug will be angry, so he will pick out these stinky socks, and then ...... And then you can't stay in this dormitory any longer!

The little one nodded.

Han Xiao hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "However, it seems that pets are not allowed in the dormitory, and something will happen if you go out like this!" ”

"You're a pet, your whole family is a pet!" Little Haba put his head aside and put on a very angry appearance again, don't ask Han Xiao how he can see that he is angry, anyway, he can see it!

Han Xiao was speechless, he said that he really didn't mean to, "I said the wrong thing, but if you go out like this, I'm afraid the aunt who manages the dormitory will find me something!" ”

"Wangwang, don't worry, ordinary people can't see me!" Little Haba replied.

Han smiled and was happy, I love to hear this!

Ordinary people can't see you!

Doesn't that mean I'm not an ordinary person?

But Han Xiao didn't be happy for long, and Xiao Haba continued: "Unless I want that ordinary person to see it, he can see it!" ”

The smile on Han Xiao's face instantly froze!

It's a dog!

Wouldn't it be okay to make me happy for a little longer? Do you have to tell me such a cruel truth?

But although this little haba said that he was quite awesome, and he wanted anyone to see it, although he said it, but in fact, he still had great doubts about the words in his heart.

Bedroom.

Downstairs.

Han Xiao and the two ...... One person went downstairs.

A boy holding a thick pile of books walked cautiously, but he was so cautious that he accidentally touched the door, and as a result, the thick pile of books spilled on the ground at once, and he suddenly went crazy, "It's really a dog!" ”

Then, Han Xiao saw that the little pug next to him didn't know what was going on, and he was instantly angry!

Wangwang barked and ran wildly towards the guy who just said, "It's really a dog"! (To be continued.) )

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