Chapter 121: It's a Dog!
"It's a dog!" The boy scolds while bending over to pick up the books scattered all over the place!
The little guy was furious and rushed over with his short legs!
When he got to the house, he kicked the ground with his back feet and jumped up directly, nearly one meter high, and then a beautiful dragon tail swing gave the man's ass a dog's leg!
Then he landed in style, hiding his merit and fame!
After falling to the ground, the little guy didn't give up, and kicked his calf fiercely at the boy's calf, "I'll make you a dog!" I'll make you a day dog! I see if you dare to be a dog in the future! Woohoo! ”
Han Xiao: "......"
In fact, I was fortunate enough to witness this kind of scene, and the phrase "the dog is a dog" could not be more appropriate to describe his mood, but looking at the way this little guy is kicking energetically, think about it!
Eating pain, the boy instinctively scolded again: "It's really a dog!" ”
The little guy was angry again, and continued to kick the dog's leg wildly, "I'll let you be a dog!" I'll make you a day dog! ”
After eating it again, the boy continued to scold: "It's really a dog!" ”
The little guy was angry again, but he still kicked wildly, "I'll let you be a dog!" I'll make you a day dog! ”
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The other side.
Sun Yilian had just come downstairs from the bedroom, passing by Han Xiao's bedroom, preparing to buy some fruit at the fruit store in front.
I was walking well, but suddenly a voice came, "I'll let you be a dog!" I'll make you a day dog! ”
As soon as she turned her head, she saw the scene that she would never forget:
A little pug is grinning and kicking a boy while scolding with his mouth open!
In that moment. She was messy, shaking her head desperately. I must have woken up before I had such a vivid hallucination. I'll have to go back to sleep!
……
Downstairs in the dormitory.
A man and a dog are entangled like this!
The students pointed at each other.
"This man didn't take any medicine?"
"Surely I didn't eat, didn't I see the convulsions all over my body? I guess some sheep has an epileptic attack! ”
"So horrible? Then call the emergency number! Don't be sick and lying on the ground unconscious! ”
Listening to the surrounding discussions, the boy who was beaten was really going crazy at this time!
Look down at the place where you were beaten, no one!
He doesn't believe in evil, and look at it, no one yet!
But after so many beatings, he seems to have finally understood one thing, as long as he says Rigou, he will definitely be punched and kicked!
So he learned wisely this time. No longer day dogs, but replace dogs with other ones, "what a ......"
As soon as the little guy heard the word "really", he didn't care what the boy said later, and he kicked the dog leg again, "I'll let you be a dog!" I'll make you a day dog! ”
The boy was about to cry, "It's really a fairy board!" ”
Isn't it a day dog?
The little guy was also embarrassed, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake!" You said that it was really a day, and the tone of the fairy Banban was too similar to the day dog just now! ”
Typing a mistake?
Burst!
Han Xiao watched happily from the sidelines. Your sister, this time people are obviously talking about the day of the immortal banban, so you also beat him? Is there any reason left?
The little guy also seemed to notice Han Xiao here, and his mouth was full of words. "Actually, it can't be said that it's my fault, the main thing is that this guy is too slow to speak, and my reaction speed is too fast! The two of us are not on the same level at all! ”
Han Xiao was speechless for this explanation!
He thought he was pretending to be invincible. But now he was so depressed that he vomited blood to find that he had an opponent with a dog!
What a painful realization!
The boy is more well-behaved this time. Even if you have a complaint in your heart, you should keep your mouth shut. Don't dare to say a word!
He was afraid that he would be beaten again if he said the wrong thing!
Han Xiao looked at this embarrassed boy from the side, a little unbearable, and thought about it carefully, forget it, don't take this little guy out for a walk, maybe in the eyes of this little guy, he slipped me!
So, one person and one Wang returned to the dormitory the same way.
As soon as I came back from the dormitory, I didn't go far downstairs at all, and I went back to the dormitory, and there was no one walking the dog.
……
Bedroom.
Han Xiao didn't dare to underestimate this little pug anymore after learning about its crazy combat power, in order to prevent it from sabotage, he had to find a fun way to attract its attention!
It's the same as using mahjong to attract Lux and stop her from running around!
But he searched for a long time, but he didn't find anything that the dog was interested in!
Is it possible to clay a ball of paper, throw it far away, and then let this little guy pick it up?
But immediately, he threw this unrealistic idea out of his mind, although the dog on TV is such a funny dog, but for this high-IQ dog that can even open his mouth to scold, it is not suitable for the cliff!
Therefore, the TV series can't be believed at all!
Here, the little guy is not at ease at all, look there, look there, and when he encounters something interested, he jumps up and fiddles with it.
Now that he actually jumped on the table and fiddled with his mobile phone, Han Xiao watched quietly on the side, he thought that this little guy was not playing with his mobile phone, but he might not be able to find where the power button was?
As a result, as soon as he thought so, the little guy turned on the phone!
And the little paw is very smooth with a stroke!
The phone lock was also opened! Again, don't ask how the human hand is not the same as the dog's paw, how did this little guy scratch the screen lock, but it just did it!
Han Xiao felt a pain in his face at that time!
It's one day!
First he was forced by a dog to almost overtake him, and then this dog slapped himself in the face!
What kind of face does he have to survive in the world? Just die!
However, in addition to feeling in his heart, he slapped his thigh!
Pregnant!
League of Legends!
It's a good idea to use this hot online game to get the attention of this little guy!
Letting a dog play League of Legends, he is not whimsical, because just now from the little guy's skillful opening of the phone and unlocking it, you can see that he is very talented in this area!
So, he looked over with a smile on his face, "Do you want to play a game?" It's a fun game! ”
The little guy didn't raise his dog's head, he was intently playing with the phone screen with his paws, and waved his paws impatiently, "Go, go, play, let me play games?" You think I'm a child, huh? ”
Han Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then explained: "No, no, no, this game is not specifically for children, many adults also play it, and there are many people who play it, probably tens of millions!" ”
Millions?
The little guy's paws that were fiddling with the ground were momentarily paused, and his tone was full of surprise, "What game is so popular?" ”
Han Xiao replied: "It's an online game, called League of Legends!" ”
"League of Legends?" The little guy slapped the table with his paws and said excitedly, "I've heard it, I've heard it, it's golden in color, and it tastes quite spicy!" (To be continued.) )