Chapter 11 The first handsome man in the world
Knowing the allusion to the coffin alley, this sentence is easy to understand, it must be that the owner of Guyu lives in the coffin alley, drinks and gets drunk all day long, and has been drinking for more than a hundred years.
For the time being, let's not pursue the issue of human lifespan, and directly study the next sentence.
There is a natural disaster in the southwest corner, what does this mean?
The literal meaning is easy to understand, and this sentence must be about the explosion of Wang Gong's factory. Wang Gongchang is in the southeast corner of Xicheng, and the natural disaster should be the inexplicable explosion of Wang Gongchang.
The focus is on the three words "brewing natural disasters". The other person loves to drink, and probably loves to make wine. That's why the word "brewed" is used. And brewing, it must be made by people.
In other words, this guy is actually the culprit of the explosion at Wang Gong's factory? And he could be our handicap?
Ten of them are like this.
I told everyone my understanding, and everyone was quite convinced. However, the desertion raised a new question: "Just knowing that this poem has a fart use, where should we find something next?" Don't tell me that this ancient poem can summon an ancestor. ”
yes, that's a nerve-wracking question.
"No more nonsense, I'll destroy you on behalf of the moon." Tang Yiyi glanced at the desertion: "I know that there is nonsense here, let's explore the treasure, you should be serious." ”
Deserted and smiled, and stopped talking.
"I think." Tang Yiyi said: "This southwest corner, will it be a place name?" Let's go straight to the southwest corner. ”
Now it seems that this is the only way to go. There are two explanations for the southwest corner, one is that it is located in the southwest corner of Xicheng, and the other is the southwest corner of Wang Gong Factory.
The southwest corner of the current glorious alley.
What gives me a headache is that there is still no one in Beijing now, and I am afraid that even if there are clues, they will be destroyed.
But I don't want to think so much, let's be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, what if there are clues?
After such a busy work, it is already five o'clock in the afternoon, and it is too late to find any clues, so we decided to stay in the quiet house for another night, and early in the morning, we will hurry up and go to Guangcai Hutong.
It was easy to survive the night, and we went directly to Guangcai Hutong the next day. I went to the southwest corner.
The current Guangcai Hutong, although the building is an ancient building, but it has completely lost the ancient humanistic atmosphere of ancient times, all kinds of high-tech instruments are full of it, and there are even two street girls who are ready to call it a day.
We came early, there were already food stalls set up, and after deserting and taking us for breakfast, we began to look for it in Guangcai Hutong.
I don't know what we're looking for, but I think I'm going to be inspired by walking back and forth.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" We walked back and forth a few times before the proprietress of a small shop began to suspect us.
"Nothing." Deserted and said, "Ask if there is a rented house." ”
"Hey." The boss was immediately happy: "You come here to rent a house, you can get fat." ”
I glanced at each other and felt that there was something in the boss's words. Even if this coffin alley is unlucky, I haven't seen anything that says that my alley is bad.
Desertion is a chatterbox, so I motioned with my eyes for him to go up and say a few words, while we went and waited.
I deserted and bought a pack of cigarettes, and said with a smile: "Don't hide it, my brothers are the crew and came here to find a location." Look at the ancient humanistic atmosphere of our Hutong, I want to settle down here, boss, listen to what you just meant, it's a bit inappropriate. ”
The boss suddenly became interested: "What movie?" Which star has joined? ”
The ability to bluff people is set by one: "Have you watched "The Great Eunuch"? We are preparing for a remake of "The Great Eunuch". That kid is the starring role, Zhang Tielin plays the emperor, and I'll get you a signed photo of Zhang Tielin when the time comes. ”
I scolded your uncle in my heart.
"Okay, okay." The boss was happy at once: "But you have to make a movie, don't come here during this time." ”
"Ah, why?" Deserted and asked: "We are in a tight schedule, maybe the director will have to scold my mother." ”
"We've been haunted here." The boss said mysteriously.
I was immediately interested, and I stretched out my ears to listen carefully.
"Haunts are not afraid." Deserted and said: "I was born in a family of Kanyu, and I was nicknamed Dongcheng Lin Zhengying, even if there is a ghost, I can give him food and drink." ”
The boss smiled: "Look at the little brother, you are so sincere, I will tell you the truth, the feng shui near our street has been destroyed, and three people have died in half a month, and some people claim that there is a crazy woman in white clothes floating everywhere on our street at night, her face is miserable and white, and her eyes are bloody." Our neighbors also asked Mr. to look at feng shui, and Mr. said that this is a disaster from heaven, and it will take at least a month to pass. You can't kill, you can't eat meat, you can't walk backwards for a month, in short, it's evil. ”
Desertion said that it was all feudal superstition, and you all believed it? What Feng Shui? I think our feng shui here is good.
"If you don't believe me, I can't help it." The boss said: "A person just died at the end of the street, and there is a funeral today." It's strange to die, I went to pee in the middle of the night, took it and plunged into the toilet, and never got up again. ”
Desert nodded thoughtfully.
"We've been thinking about making a statue of the chairman for the past two days. Why don't your crew pay two dollars? When the time comes, our neighborhood will designate to cooperate with the crew. ”
I said I'll think about it again.
With that, he ran back and asked what we thought.
I said, "It's not good when something goes wrong, but it's a problem at this time." Do you feel as if someone is deliberately targeting us? ”
Kai Xiaoxiao immediately nodded: "I also noticed it." ”
"Could it be the one who calls himself my mother?" Tang Yiyi was a little scared.
I said no, we'll be here tonight. I don't believe there are ghosts in the world. When the time comes, let's catch the ghost, won't the truth be revealed?
I deserted and said I was going to you, but I won't go anyway.
Tang Yi looked at the desertion with disdain: "Lin Zhengying in Dongcheng, I think you are clearly a mouse in Dongcheng." ”
"How can the girl talk?" The desertion was anxious: "Lin Zhengying catches zombies, what does this ghost have to do with me?" Do you understand? ”
I said, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, I'm here tonight, and I'm going to have to catch that ghost." ”
The desertion was still quibbling, Tang Yiyi said that if I quibled again, I would do it, and the desertion was stunned and swallowed the words that came to his mouth.
Quietly said that I will come tonight, and I will not believe in any ghosts and gods.
Tang Yiyi snorted coldly: "I don't know who was scared and yelled by the spirit in the ancient jade before." ”
"What's the matter with you?" Quietly glanced at Tang Yiyi.
"I just can't stand watching someone brag. You can't listen to it, plug your ears. ”
I hurriedly stopped the two of them and said forget it, let's stay here tonight.
But it wasn't a good idea to just wait, so I finally decided to go to the funeral house with me to take a look, and maybe I could see what was wrong.
After that, I went with the desertion.
After walking away, the desert said to me, "Boy, I'll discuss something with you." ”
Seeing that the desert looked mysterious, I asked what was the matter inexplicably?
Desertion said: "Look at Jing Jing and Tang Yiyi, which is your dish?" ”
I was speechless: "I said Lao Kai, can't you be serious?" We're going to do something big, you forgot. ”
"How could I forget." Deserted in a hurry: "Isn't it a lifelong event?" I mean, can you stretch your claws to Tang Yiyi, don't be quiet next to our house, I find that I like this girl. ”
"Fuck off." I scolded, "You're the devil." Neither of these is my cup of tea, and I don't want any of them. ”
"How's that going to work?" The desert said: "These two are simply needle-to-wheat, and one day they will tie me into honeycomb coal, and I won't have a place to cry." No, you have to have one. ”
"Forget it, it's okay if you want to chase quiet. But you have to be careful not to scare people away when the time comes. Silence is an inscription expert, and it can help us a lot. ”
Deserted hehe said then I will rest assured, as long as you don't rob me from the first handsome in the world, I will be the second handsome in the world to catch up.