I'm speechless, why did you become the second most handsome in the world?

"Cut, don't you know my nickname, Dongcheng Wu Yanzu."

"Damn, wasn't it still Dongcheng Lin Zhengying just now?"

"I have a lot of nicknames. Someone calls me Andy Lau plus, who should I talk to? ”

Forget it, I think this guy is the same as when he was a child, he doesn't pay attention, and calling this guy here is just to make trouble for me.

We walked to the last house, and the funeral was done in the southwest corner of Guangcai Hutong.

I thought to myself that there is a natural disaster in the southwest corner, is this the southwest corner? However, after hundreds of years of changes, Guangcai Hutong may also have moved some places. But no matter, let's go and find out first.

There was a big white clan hanging at the door, and the sound of crying and howling came one after another. I stood at the door and took a look, and saw that there were quite a few people inside, and it seemed that they were all paying tribute to the dead.

We'll go in and ask about it, and we'll be looking for a beating, so I've decided to wait until the guests are gone, and ask a guest.

When he saw that I was leaving, he stopped me: "Why are you going?" Isn't it to inquire? ”

"Ask a fart." I said, "Aren't you afraid of being beaten out?" ”

"If you want me to say, you just don't have a brain." "Well, let's make a bet." When I went in, not only did they want us to eat and drink for nothing, but they would surely answer me if I asked anything. ”

I hesitated for a moment and said, just bet it. I won't have half a sentence of nonsense after I won you kid.

Cheng, I'm going to win, and you're going to have to help me chase the quiet.

"Okay, that's it, if you can't catch up, I'll pay you."

"Phew, who wants you?"

Desert coughed, then walked to the door and knocked softly.

Suddenly, dozens of eyes suddenly focused, my face was hot, and I thought that if someone would commit murder later, I would have to run quickly.

A family member ran up: "Please come in, are you a relative or friend of our family?" ”

Kai Xiaoxiao shook his head and said no, then his eyes swept around the crowd, and finally walked to the corner of the funeral shed, and said to a woman holding a crying baby, "How long has the child been crying?" ”

The woman nervously stood up.

I was red-faced, and I didn't dare to go in, and I said in my heart that if this grandson is not beaten, it will be blessed by Changshengtian.

"Who are you?" The master also felt that something was wrong with desertion, so he hurriedly ran up to stop the desertion.

The deserted gaze glanced at the woman's face twice, sighed, and said, "Death is dead, and there is a fart." ”

As he spoke, he glanced at the child again, smacked the child twice on the chest, and then said to the woman, "Go to that corner and squat." ”

The woman looked at the desertion inexplicably, and I was dumbfounded, not understanding what this grandson was doing.

Unexpectedly, the woman obediently held the child and squatted at the designated position of the deserter, and what was even more strange was that the child really stopped crying.

"Alright, you can do it yourself. It's not your wealth, you have to ask for it, it's destined to die. ”

Saying that, he was about to leave.

Now the crowd is not calm at all, and they are talking to each other. Damn, I almost believed desertion.

The master hurriedly ran up to stop the desertion: "This gentleman, don't go." Have a cup of tea inside before leaving. ”

The desertion is like a master who does not eat the fireworks of the world: "I still have something to do, I don't have time." ”

As he spoke, he was going out again.

Where is the master willing to let go of the desertion, after all, the two sentences of the desertion just now made people panic, and he also used to stop the child from crying to confirm his identity as a master.

If I get into this kind of thing, I'll have to stop it.

In the end, he was really impatient to be stopped, and said, "Okay, I'll stay at your house for one night today." It just so happened that I was so tired that I panicked. Big nephew, come here, let's fight right here today. ”

I almost didn't have fun, grass, it's really knowledge is wealth, this grandson really did it?

It's just that the eldest nephew shouted that made me feel uncomfortable.

However, in order to open the door, I still walked up and cooperated with him: "Uncle, where do we have the kung fu to rest here, that hundreds of thousands of big business...... When the time comes, people won't listen to our explanation. ”

"Hurry up, is the fate of a family more important or is money important? How do I usually preach the scriptures and sermons to you? Shame on me. ”

"The master is right, the master is right. Master, go inside and rest. ”

With that, my "uncle" and I were invited to the back room by the master's family. There was a mourning hall in the living room, and we didn't sit outside for a long time.

The host said that the guests were going out to eat, and the two of them would rest for a while. I'll send them away first.

Kaixiao almost nodded: "Go ahead." Do not spit on the left side of the door before leaving when the guest leaves. ”

"What's the point here?"

"If you are told to go, you will go, where is so much nonsense." Desertion said.

The host hurriedly went, and the guests were all frightened when they heard the lord say this strange agreement. I know that there must be something greasy in this. After spitting at the foam, he left in a hurry.

I hurriedly whispered to the desert: "Boy, okay, I didn't expect you to have this hand." ”

Deserted and said: "It's not big or small, call uncle." ”

"I'm your uncle." I glared at the desertion: "How the hell did you do it just now?" ”

"Do you want to use your brain to understand?" Desertion said: "That corner is dark, the light is insufficient, and the gas can't come up, I'll give him a smooth stomach, and then a brighter place, and the baby will naturally stop crying." ”

It dawned on me.

"Then you just shouted that you are dead and dead, what are you making a fuss about, what do you mean?"

"The dead ghost is lying on the woman's back, and I'll drive him away."

"It's a day, bluff."

"Cut, how can you get in without bluffing people?"

"You're shameless."

"You're shameless. What about the hundreds of thousands of businesses? Tell me who is shameless. ”

We looked at each other and smiled.

On the table were tributes, bananas and apples, and a bottle of Lao Moutai. I was about to open the bottle when I picked it up, and I said that it was inappropriate for the kid to do this. Deserted and said that you don't affect my feeling of creating a mysterious master, otherwise I will embarrass you in front of the master's family later.

I had no choice but to desert and drink.

The lord came back soon, and when he saw that we had drunk the tribute, his face immediately became a little unpleasant, but he didn't dare to say anything. Instead, he deserted and took the initiative: "This is what the deceased treasured before his death." You put it here and don't open the bottle, he can't drink it, who are you pestering if you're not here? ”

When the master heard this, his face immediately turned pale and he shouted loudly.

After the main family left, the desert asked me to call Tang Yiyi and Jingjing, and asked the two of them to find a place to live temporarily, remember not to come, in case they are exposed, they will be beaten.

I nodded and immediately gave Quiet a call. After hanging up the phone, my heart began to get restless, these two girls should not fight.

I asked what I was going to do next. I said that you would chat with the master's family later, and I would try out as much information as possible, and finally I must ask if the construction of the house had started. Don't ask anything else.

I nodded again and again, and asked him why he didn't ask, and said that I was going to ask the wrong question, what should I do?

I don't know this guy either.

After a while, the host brought four dishes and one soup. It's not polite to desert, eat and drink, and the main family sits next to you.

I chatted with the main family for a while, all about what happened in Guangcai Hutong recently.

The main family told me that a few people had indeed died in this alley recently, and his family was already the third.

The deceased was his younger brother, and it was not easy to take care of the orphans and widows, so he was going to wait for the funeral, so he let the two of them go back to their parents' house for a while. This glorious alley is not peaceful, in case it involves orphans and widows, he has no face to explain to his brother.

I asked them how they died, and they said that the first two were better, and they were both killed in car accidents. Only his brother died a tragic death, he was stuck in the toilet and drowned alive.

"He was an alcoholic." I asked.

The master nodded: "Yes, I like to drink." ”

"Have we started work recently?" I didn't think there was anything more to talk about, so I asked directly.