Chapter 4: The Wandering Affair

I felt very clearly that I was being dragged into the air, rushing north at a rapid pace, and the scenery on the ground was blurry.

Because the night is too deep, the land is very dark, and most of the brighter places are street lamps on the highway and city landscape lights.

When flying in the sky, I still feel like I can see everything, but it is not so clear, and I don't have the confidence that I just felt that I could count the raindrops.

Although I fly very fast, I can't feel the wind, I can't feel it at all, because my hairstyle is not messy, and I can't open my eyes from being blown by strong winds. At this time, I suddenly remembered Superman, and I thought it was very funny, because I felt that Superman must not be as good as me. He is different from me, he is flying in the objective world, he must be able to feel the resistance of the wind, even if his eyes are firm, no matter how strong the wind is, he can open his eyes, but such a high-speed fly, what kind of mousse should be used in the hairstyle is white, and it must be a horizontal ion perm when it lands.

It's getting funnier and funnier to think about the decay of Superman in real life. I was reminded of the popular joke that said, 'The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear my pants inside'. Perhaps, in addition to not feeling the resistance of the wind, this is another difference between me and Superman. Thinking of this, I unconsciously looked towards my lower body, it doesn't matter,, the difference between me and Superman is big, what about my pants?

It's really a thousand calculations and finally miscalculated, although I know that I am really out of my body, and I have all kinds of awesome skills in my current state, but my clothes can't go out of my body with me, Lao Tzu is now flying in the sky bare-chested.

Oh, I'll go, it's terrible, because I've seen it on other friends who can leave the body, and there is a chance that two people who can leave the body at the same time will meet. In my current state, this body, except for a blue body, is no different from a normal man, and there is everything that should be. I'm still flying in the sky, what if I meet a female donor, what should I do? Don't talk about the female donor, the male donor is not good, this is not a bathhouse, think about it, it's so embarrassing. Alas? No, why am I always talking about the donor, is it because I have read too many Buddhist scriptures and want to be a monk? I don't want it, I haven't stayed enough of Hongchen, what bliss do I want.

After thinking about it so much, in fact, these thoughts are fleeting for a normal person. And it turns out that the state of being out of the body is really not to be foolish, I slipped this number, all the way to the north of the strong pumping force suddenly gone, I was like an egg that was thrown out of the highest point, in the form of a parabola fell to the ground, it really fell, the feeling of gravitational acceleration is particularly obvious.

Now I felt a clear wind, which blew so hard that I couldn't open my eyes, and my ears were full of whirring wind, and my head was buzzing. I think, this should be Superman's truest state, the difference between me and Superman is really the same as the tights and the pants on the outside of the tights, and the movie should be all lies.

I'm really convinced, and I can still think cranky at this time.

Immediately after, a thought flashed in my mind, I was dead, but I didn't expect this thought to stabilize in my mind, I just kept this 'I'm dead' thought, and slammed it on the ground.

After a long time, I came to my senses, and I felt dizzy, and I was not dead, but sat at the gate of a family. When I looked down, I was still naked, but now this light was very real, and it was no different from my real self. Under my ass sat a suit of bells and whistles, looking like a costume of ancient costumes, and there was a big golden sword on my right hand.

Just when I was in a trance, there was a 'poof', and a golden nine-section whip on my left side fell to the ground, and then a big man with a full beard and ancient costume armor with tears in his eyes came to his knees in front of me, staring at the armor under my buttocks, and cried: "Uncle Bao, ahh......h

Dahan's roar really startled me, and his crying voice actually made me hear the taste of Peking Opera. The big man's distorted brows and the big tears in his brass bell-like eyes made me really amused.

I frowned and looked at the big man for a few seconds, and asked, "What's the matter?" After asking, the big man suddenly woke up from the pain, and suddenly his eyes changed from the armor under my ass to looking at me, and the pair of bull's eyes turned to look at me viciously, and his face was like a fierce god, which was in stark contrast to the funny expression just now, and I was so frightened that I almost peed out.

The big man grabbed the nine-section whip with one hand, clenched his fist with the other, burst the green tendons in both hands, and stood up. At this moment, I realized that this big man was more than two meters tall, and standing in front of me, I felt like a sense of oppression like Mount Tai. I looked up, and the momentum made me completely collapse on the ground. The whole body kept trembling, and the teeth kept rattling up and down at a high frequency. At this moment, the only proof that I haven't been scared into a grandson is that I'm still stubborn and haven't peeed out.

You know, even if two evenly matched people want to stand together and fight each other, if one side is not wearing clothes, then the wearing side already has half the chance of winning. This may be the incorruptibility of human beings, because if you walk down the street naked, you will be blushing and ashamed to look at anyone, even if no one is looking at you. What's more, in the current situation, not only did I lose without clothes, but with this big man's body, I felt that even if I was fully armed, he would still trample me to death with his bare feet.

Seeing that I was trembling to the point that I was about to become a ball, the big man didn't seem to spare me at all, and against the backdrop of his mountain-like figure, he raised his big arm that was almost up to my waist, and the nine-section whip smashed like a thunderbolt towards the door where I was about to cry. At this moment, the thought of "I'm dead" came back to me, and I bit my lip with all my strength, closed my eyes, and waited for death to come.

Then, something strange happened, with a loud sound like a mountain cracking, followed by a very light percussion sensation. It feels like a chopstick smashed on your face from a height of one meter above you, and it doesn't even hurt when you look at your phone in the middle of the night and suddenly don't hold it, and the phone hits your face.

Before I could react, the chopstick-like percussion hit my face like raindrops. Without the imaginary pain of death, my body stopped shaking in an instant, and then hurriedly faced the ground, holding my head with both hands, staggered to my feet, and grabbed the armor I was sitting on the ground with the other hand to run away.

In the process, the grandson who beat me screamed and scolded, brandished a golden whip and hit me hard on the head, and kept kicking my ass under his feet, and the sound of "ping pong piapia" came up and down, although it didn't hurt too much, but it made people so shy to hear.

I feel like a junior, being stripped naked and beaten by my original partner on the street.

At this moment, I couldn't care so much, grabbed the armor in my hand, held my breath, and ran out fiercely. The armor looked huge and thick, but it felt as light as a piece of paper in my hand, and it didn't slow me down in the slightest.

After I rushed out a few steps, the feeling of chopsticks hitting my head was gone, but I was really afraid that the big man would chase me, so I still ran through the ground until I couldn't run. In fact, this burst of running, for me, who usually doesn't like to run and exercise, is to rush out of a hundred and ten meters, and then I was out of breath, and Ma Shan was about to lose his breath. I stood in the middle of the road, dressed as hard as I could, and I didn't turn my head to look back until I was out of breath. I could still vaguely see the big man scolding in the distance, but his voice was not so clear.

I made up my mind, tore the paper-light armor into strips of cloth and tied it around my waist to cover my shame, and then began to look around to see what was wrong with me.

At this moment, my body is no longer the blue and dreamy look, it is no different from the usual me, and the skin is still a little sallow. A gust of night wind blew, and I felt a little cold, the only peculiar thing was that although I was standing barefoot on the dirt road, I couldn't feel the stones at all. And even though I didn't wear glasses, my eyesight was still intact, and I could even see things in the distance, but I didn't have the confidence to feel like I could see everything.

The place I'm in now is a bit like a rural-urban junction, and although the road is quite wide, it is still a sandy road, and there are bungalows on both sides. As I walked along the road, I saw two people standing at the door of a house not far away. These two gentlemen are big men wearing armor of the same material as my armor skirt, one holding a golden sword, and the other holding a golden whip, and this one holding the golden whip is not the same grandson who beat me just now.

Thinking of what had just happened, I felt a chill rise, and countless "sleepers" flew through my head. But when I think about it, I didn't die under that grandson's golden whip just now, and something must be wrong. So, I took the courage and walked towards the two big men.

At this time, the two of them were holding the instrument in one hand, posing in front of the door of the house, and the formation was quite bluffing. As I approached them, they seemed to be as if I didn't exist, their huge shapes didn't move, they just glanced at me with their eyes, and then turned their eyes to look ahead, looking at me like dung.

I saw that the two of them didn't pay attention to me, and then I had some confidence, so I moved forward. Suddenly, I felt as if I had stepped into another dimension, like walking through a film of bubbles, very much like walking through some kind of barrier in a movie.

At this time, the two big men suddenly put the gold weapon in their hands across their waists, and their other hands stretched out their palms in front of me. The big man, who was the same as the big man who beat me just now, shouted "hey" and gave me a rest. Immediately afterwards, another strange man received: "This is a private courtyard, don't break into it!" The sound of the word "don't" is long enough, but the word "Chuang" is a sound-promoting ending, which sounds like a Peking Opera singing.

I said, "I just watch ......." Before I could finish my sentence, the golden rod slammed down on my head. Although I know that it may not hurt to hit the body, but the momentum of the giant mountain wind is not something that ordinary people can adapt to at once. I leaned back through the air film and sat directly on the ground, the ground in front of my skirt, this time wet without getting angry.