The two big men were scared to pee when they saw me, so they hugged their arms and looked up to the sky and laughed "wahahahaha".

I was angry, and I stood up and looked at the two big men viciously. And the two big men still ignored me, glancing at me contemptuously, and did not mean to stop laughing. I was furious, and stepped forward, and walked into the invisible but palpable air film, and the two big men suddenly changed color, one was whipped, and the other was slashed. It scared me out again. The big man didn't chase me, he still stood there, pouting and looking at me with disdain.

I think these two grandsons must think I'm a coward, that's why I'm so arrogant. Since I quit, they don't care about me, I guess the air film I just passed through may be the legendary enchantment, they get angry when they enter, and they will be fine when they come out. But this was just speculation, so I stood where I was, using what I had learned all my life, picking the most ugly thing I knew, and trying not to scold these two big men in the same way, just to provoke them and see if they could jump out of the "circle" and beat me.

It turned out that my daughter-in-law was right, and I couldn't go on after less than two minutes of scolding.

My daughter-in-law always said that I was stupid, and when I scolded people, my thinking was not clear enough, and I couldn't answer a few sentences. Sure enough, after a while, I was defeated when the other party didn't talk back, and I didn't know what to scold. These two big men seemed to see my weakness, and when they saw that I couldn't catch up with the scolding, they didn't talk back, but they just laughed there, which really angered me.

I calmed down, thought back to the beating I had just received, and felt that since these two big men were similar to the big men who beat me just now, I guess they should be fine if they beat me, so I wanted to test it. With that in mind, I reached through the barrier with one foot, and at the same time reached up with the palm of my hand. Sure enough, the two big men stopped laughing and swung their weapons at me again. This time, I was prepared, I looked at the direction of the nine-section whip landing, and used the palm of my hand to receive the fatal blow.

As expected, I only heard a loud sound of "ping", and the feeling of a chopstick hitting the palm of my hand reached my heart.

While I was secretly smug, a sharp object hit the tickle between my ribs. I hurriedly covered my hand with my hand to dodge, and I couldn't let that guy go on presumptuously. So, it was the other grandson named "School Bag" who attacked me while I was taking advantage of the whip that hit my grandson before, trying to stab me to death with a sword.

You know, for people with itchy flesh, the most feared way to die is if someone stabs him in the ribs with a sharp knife, and that painful and itchy feeling can definitely make you enjoy the real ice and fire, and every time I watch a movie, this kind of shot makes me get goosebumps all over my body.

The results of the test are decided, and these two guys really can't stand me. So, a wave of pride came up on top of my head, and I felt my hair stand on end, and if I had a hat on my head at this moment, it would definitely be able to fly up. I screamed and jumped into the barrier. When the two saw that I was powerful, they did not show weakness, and they picked up the guys. When I got to the two of them, I jumped up and rounded the big bearded face of the schoolbag and slapped him hard.

According to common sense, my slap should be powerless for such a two-meter-tall man, but at this moment, I don't know where the divine power came from, and I beat the big man called the schoolbag to the wheel, and the big face fell heavily to the ground. Immediately afterwards, a "chopstick" tapped on the back of my head, and I knew that it must be the grandson who had beaten me before who had attacked me.

I stepped on the head of the schoolbag on the ground, stretched out my hand high, grabbed the turtle grandson's collar, and poured him down on the schoolbag's body, completing a cross stack of arhats. Then he pressed his waist with one hand, tore off his pants with the other, and flattened the big sword of the "school bag", and slapped it on the butt of this guy like a son, the sound of "piapia" was very relieving. These two big men may have never suffered such grievances, and they kept screaming and scolding on the ground with my schoolbag on their faces, and they said cruel words that could trace back to the eighteen generations of my ancestors; The big man who was spanked by me is still not convinced, and he wants to break free from my clutches and fight me again.

Of course, I wouldn't be as unscrupulous as a kindergarten kid. For a long time, the big man who was spanked by me, I don't know if it was really hurt by me, or if he felt too ashamed to be spanked by me like this, so he cried and begged me to stop beating. When I looked, the ****** who had caught up with the four of me, although they were not bleeding, had been beaten by me to black and purple.

When I saw my companion being beaten by me, I begged my grandfather to sue my grandmother, and scolded him for being a bad breed, and then traced our ancestors for eighteen generations. Through the scolding of "schoolbag", I knew that the person who was spanked by me was called "Jingde", and I also wondered that the names of these two people were strange enough, one was called "schoolbag" and the other was called "Jingde", both of them sounded quite literate.

Since Jingde begged for mercy, I threw him aside like a chicken, and pulled him up by the collar of my schoolbag. The schoolbag tried desperately to break free, but it was not as strong as mine. In view of the height difference between me and the schoolbag, the schoolbag at this time was actually kneeling in front of me, one big hand desperately twisting my hand to grab his collar, and the other hand came over to grab my face and clasp my eyes. I brushed aside his hand that was reaching for my face, grabbed his collar with the other, and showed his big face, and then, like a storm, opened my bow from side to side and began to slap him in the mouth.

At first, the schoolbag was still returning the mouth, but later, the scolding stopped, and I was allowed to fan it casually; Later, I hit the face of the schoolbag like a pig's head; Later, I was also tired, so I threw my schoolbag to Jingde's side.

At this moment, Jingde was sitting on the ground like a girl, turning her head and blowing on her ass that was purple from being beaten by me. Strange to say, every time he blows on his ass, his ass color gets better, and he's almost blowing his ass after I've been playing my bag for so long.

When he saw that I threw my schoolbag over, he lifted his pants with the speed of the ringing bell of the thief bell, and hurriedly went to hold the schoolbag and blow his face, so that he was about to kiss it, and he looked very affectionate.

At this time, the schoolbag had already been beaten by me, and I didn't know how I could be so ruthless, beating a normal person like that, it was like a dream, but it was a nightmare.

After blowing for a while, the schoolbag became a normal person, but it seems that my will has long been worn out by me, and there is no light in my eyes. I watched the healing of the two, and I also felt remorse in my heart, although they wanted to kill me just now, but after all, I also beat people like this, and I picked it first. Although I won this battle, I also felt that I had won a disgraceful victory due to the disparity in strength. I want to help these two people on weekdays, but I think about it, I don't want to, I was powerful just now, and now I want to pretend to be a good person, and then turn around to leave.

Suddenly, Jingde behind me called out to me: "Shangxian." ”

I was stunned, fuck, there is no one else around here except the three of us, the schoolbag has made me a nerd, this Shangxian Nyima must be calling me. To hide my consternation, I didn't look back, I just stopped. Immediately after that, the big man named Jingde squeaked and said, "Shangxian, you ...... Don't you want to go in? ”

When I turned around, I saw Jingde holding his schoolbag in one arm, and pointing to the door where they were standing guard just now, looking at me with timid eyes. I glanced at the gate, looked at Jingde again and said, "Nerves, why am I going in?" Then he turned around and left, leaving the two brothers on the ground who I had beaten inexplicably.

The night wind is really fucking cold, the cold wind during the day is blowing people-skin-cold, and the cloudy wind at night is blowing people-biting. After making sure that I was not in a spirit state and could not go wherever I wanted, I wanted to ask someone who had not yet slept about the situation. I looked at all the houses around, and none of them were lit, so I had no choice but to go all the way.

Out of the dirt road at the junction of urban and rural areas, I entered a small forest, and saw a faint white light in front of me, I was very happy, but in front of a family that had not yet gone to bed, to ask where this was, I really wanted to know how to go back. So, I quickened my pace.

As the white light approached, I realized what kind of white light it was, obviously a person in a white robe who was reflected in the bleak moonlight. Although the man walked very lazily, his speed was unusually fast, and his trajectory was like a stop-motion animation, scurrying forward and forward, and the back seemed to be able to leave a circle of his body trajectory, just like his body could spit out smoke rings.

The white robe on the man was unusually neat, with delicate tassels on the cuffs and skirts, white cloth shoes with auspicious clouds, and a long white stick-like object that looked like a feather duster and wanted to whisk the dust in his hand, with the corners of his mouth raised, an evil smile, and a high hat of the people who were criticized during the Cultural Revolution on his head, on which were written the four big characters "Fortune at first sight". Even if I have no culture, I know that this is Bai Wuchang, one of the top ten handsome in Chinese legends.

I know that there is such a boring act as cosplay in this world, but no one wants to cosplay in the middle of the night in the woods, right? Besides, this gentleman's walking trajectory, idiots can see that he is not an extraordinary person. I'm done thinking to myself, it's really impermanent, I'm still hairy and out of my body, I'm not hanging, right? This uncle didn't come to take me.

The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, especially when I saw the pale face of Master Impermanence, I trembled like a hedgehog again.

As for Master Impermanence, he seemed to have been moving forward with a clear purpose just now, and he didn't notice that there was still my little shrimp on the side of the forest road. When he walked to my side, he suddenly felt the abnormality around him, and glanced sideways at me, the moment the white eyes without black pupils met my eyes, a strong creepy feeling made my whole body numb, and I was scared to shout "Fuck!" What I didn't expect at all was that another "groove" came out of Bai Wuchang's mouth almost at the same time as my "groove", and then, I saw a blood-red tongue as long as Guan Gong's beard falling out of his mouth without being hugged by Bai Wuchang, and the tip of his tongue hung down to the middle of Bai Wuchang's belt like a standard tie.

This horrific scene almost scared me out of my mind. However, it was evident that I could hear that Bai Wuchang's "slump" and my "slot" were completely the same tone, that is, he was as startled as I was, and this feeling of wonder suddenly lowered my level of fear, and my already lead-filled leg did not let me fall, but was relieved in the slightest.

After both sides were stunned, Bai Wuchang twitched his mouth and rolled up his big tongue, and he didn't know how big his mouth was, he could hold such a big tongue, maybe he swallowed it into his stomach. Then he looked at the moon in the sky and then at me. Immediately afterwards, there was another picture that made my chrysanthemum tight, only to see Bai Wuchang's eyes roll, and the eyeballs fell off one by one, and a pair of black eyes like a normal person turned out from behind the white eyeballs, and then he looked at the moon in the sky, and then turned his head to look at me, looking very puzzled, because he frowned and shook his head lightly after seeing me, that is the natural reaction of people when they can't figure their minds. Then, apparently ignoring me, he turned his eyes a yard white again, turned around and left.

And at this time, I don't know where the stupidity came from, and I actually wanted to stop Bai Wuchang.

"That...... Excuse me", along with my unfinished question, I actually stupidly stretched out my hand and walked towards Bai Wuchang. I saw Bai Wuchang turn around suddenly, raise his eyebrows, and let out a loud "ha" roar, and hit his feather duster and dust stick out of my chest like a beating. The stick didn't touch me, but I felt a powerful shockwave hit my chest, and I was sent flying and slammed into the trunk of a small tree.

There is no martial arts movie effect of someone beating someone out and breaking a big tree behind him or knocking through a reinforced concrete wall. The little tree just shook, and then I fell to the ground with a few leaves, but I fell, and the leaves fell.

I didn't spit blood like in martial arts movies, but my chest hurt hotly, just like the feeling of begging for death when I pretended to be forced to drink half a catty of 50-degree fever in one gulp, and then lay in the ambulance.

Bai Wuchang knocked me flying, and it seemed like I wouldn't be able to get up for a while. I took my moves, regained my smile, and turned around and walked leisurely towards the way I came.