Chapter 17: The Worldview Has Collapsed!
Looking at the oncoming woman, Han Xiao's heart was cold!
I hope it's the woman's clothes, although this situation is very rare, but there is always a little chance, who said that girls don't like to take girls' clothes? Does it have to be a man?
Well, he can only comfort himself like this in his heart!
But immediately, this last glimmer of hope was dashed!
The girl with long hair and waist reached her waist and walked over with a look of surprise, "Tianqing? Why are you here? ”
Nima!
Do they still know each other?
Is there any royal law left?
Han Xiao thought that he would be a savior, but he didn't expect that it would be an accomplice, this time the skin was really going to be ripped off!
As soon as the two girls met, they began to chat.
"What are you doing here? Still wearing so little? ”
"I'm looking for clothes here! Just that pale teal low-cut outfit! ”
"Oh, that's it, haven't you been wearing it before? Did you get out of your bedroom because it was hot at noon, and then you forgot about it when you came out in the afternoon? ”
"No, no, no, I was wearing it just now, but in the blink of an eye, it suddenly disappeared!"
"Suddenly gone? Magic tricks for you! ”
"I don't know what's going on, but my clothes disappeared so mysteriously, and when it disappeared, he was here alone, ten meters away! And it's a man! You say it wasn't him, who would have done it? ”
Han Xiao listened to these two girls, you and I said one sentence at a time, and at first it was still in the clouds, but now that I understand, I finally pointed the finger at him!
Yes, after decades of dominance, I'm really going to kneel today, and it's colorful. The name of the wolf is firmly on his head!
Maybe tomorrow, there will be such a top message on the school post bar.
At ten o'clock last night, there was a vicious attack next to the playground! A crooked mouth and squint-eyed man premeditated against a single woman! The coats were torn, and the scene was extremely tragic! Fortunately, he was stopped by the righteous people in time! I hope the majority of girls will take this as a warning! When you go out, you must find a sturdy boy to guard you, and if you don't have a boyfriend, a girl in the same dormitory can go together! Resolutely do not leave any chance for criminals to commit murder!
And just when Han Xiao was worried about her fate, the two girls turned their heads to look at Han Xiao with bad intentions.
"That man, hand over Tianqing's clothes!"
"Hey, what about you, where are you looking? If you look at places you shouldn't look at again, believe it or not, the old lady gouged out your eyeballs? ”
Han Xiao had cold sweat on his forehead, second grandma, how could he feel like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?
"Didi ......"
At this time, the mobile phone message rang suddenly, but just as Han Xiao picked up the phone and was about to look through it, a pair of white and tender hands snatched it away!
The girl who was "stolen" by Han Xiao looked at the mobile phone she snatched, with a quirky smile on her face, "Yo, Fairy Qinse? Okay, you, there are a lot of tricks, and you still play role-playing? ”
The long-haired girl had sharp eyes, pointed to the photo that only revealed a small part of it, and said, "Tianqing, look at this photo he sent, isn't it you?" ”
Li Tianqing's fingers slid up, and a slender figure wearing a light cyan low-cut dress appeared in the photo.
"Okay, you, dare to play this hand?" The long-haired woman had a hot temper, and when she saw that Han Xiao secretly kept the photo of Tianqing in her mobile phone, she was ready to come over and teach Han Xiao a hard lesson.
Li Tianqing stopped, "The bedroom will be closed in a while, I am in a good mood today, my mother, let you go first, but!" You have a week to buy me the exact same clothes and give them back to me! Don't worry, I've sent your mobile phone number to my phone, and you can't run away. ”
The long-haired woman continued: "Of course, you can also choose not to pay it back!" But ......"
The two girls glanced at each other at this time, revealing a smile that all women understand, and then made a clicking gesture at Han Xiao's bottom!
Nima!
Han Xiao's eyelids jumped when she saw it, these two women are both violent maniacs!
……
After seeing these two girls away, oh no, they are two gods, Han Xiao finally breathed a sigh of relief!
Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, there was another message from the fairy Qinse.
"Senior, do you really want to wear this dress? But senior, that, this dress is too revealing...... All right...... Just do what you say! ”
On the surface, this is just a very ordinary word, even if it is a little strange, it is just a paranoic sister who imagines that she is a fairy Qinse, and when she suddenly receives a "low-cut suit" from herself when she encounters a problem, she reacts normally, but after experiencing being mistaken for a thief, Han Xiao smells a very different smell from it!
The things that were hidden in the depths of his memory in the past were also placed in front of his eyes one by one!
No sooner had he than sent a picture of the white camera to the Swift Scout and taught her how to use it, when someone saw a wild Teemo with a white camera appear in the Summoner's Rift!
As soon as he sent the photo from the photo printer to the "Swift Scout", the live broadcast of the rice press conference was inexplicably gone! It was a very formal press conference!
And this time, after he just sent the photo of the low-cut outfit to the "Fairy Qinse", the low-cut outfit on the girl he photographed disappeared strangely!
If one or two times is a coincidence, then this third time is inevitable!
That is to say, the Swift Scout, the Peerless Sword Queen, the Fairy of the Qinser, the Power of Demacia, and the Enemy of the Machine...... These are not paranoia, but real heroes in League of Legends?
Ahhh
Don't you want to be so exciting!
Han Xiao tried desperately to calm himself down, but it didn't work at all, when he encountered such a bizarre and perverted thing, if he could still keep his composure, it would really be abnormal!
And when he thought that these heroes in the game relied on various skills to get awry, he was even more uneasy!
In particular, the acceleration skill of "Little Mo Run" issued to him by the swift scout before made him itch the most, isn't this the cheat for the 5,000-meter race he is about to usher in?
A few days ago he said it was a fantasy, but now it's suddenly come true...... This......
He couldn't find any words to describe what had happened to him! Because this is so unbelievable, completely contrary to science!
So, now that you know that your circle of friends are amazing heroes, what should you do next?
Is it to learn all kinds of awesome tricks? Is it to deceive all kinds of treasures in the alliance store to sell them for sky-high prices? Or do you want to focus on the present, learn the skill of "Xiao Mo Run", and shine in the 5,000-meter race?
Actually, none of this matters!
The most important thing is that he hasn't had time to see the photo sent by the piano girl!
That's 36D!
That's a low-cut outfit!
I don't want to think about it, I want to have a nosebleed coming out!