Chapter 18: Dude, You're Funny!

Han Xiaoxi couldn't help but put her finger on the picture file sent by the piano girl, clicked on the option to receive, and prepared for the 36D picture that could squeeze this small mobile phone screen!

However, at this critical moment, a message popped up on WeChat instantly made Han Xiao feel like the whole person was Spartan!

"Your current remaining traffic is only available for downloading one image, are you sure you want to download this image?"

Han Xiao really has the urge to scold his mother, his script has already been written, first, and then put, and now he suddenly makes such a play?

One is 36D! One is to pretend to be an artifact!

Do you have to let me choose one of them?

Grandma a bear!

I don't know if I have OCD by choice!

In that case, I'll use a scientific method to solve it!

Do I use Einstein's theory of relativity to explore the impact of these two options on the trajectory of my life, or do I use quantum theory to calculate the specific value of the impact on me?

Kindness!

Let's flip a coin!

This method is the most scientific!

Han Xiao rummaged through his pockets, but there were no coins, so he had to bend down and pick up a flat stone, and said while throwing it into the air: "If it's the rough side, I'll choose to force the artifact!" If it's the light side, I'll choose 36D! ”

Syllable!

Han Xiao closed the stone when it fell on his hand, and then opened it to take a look!

It's the rough side!

……

……

It's a new day.

10 a.m.

The 100-meter dash has just ended, followed by the 5,000-meter race.

As soon as Han Xiao was dragged up by the gang in the dormitory, he washed his face in a daze, and rushed to the playground in a daze.

"Let's go for the 5,000 meter race!"

"Yes, the people who can run the 5,000 meters must be people with excellent physical fitness, maybe they are all school-level athletes."

"Hey, maybe these people even have eight-pack abs!"

"That's a must! And it is estimated that the muscles in the legs are also well developed! ”

Everyone talked about it, and they didn't pay much attention to Han Xiao's arrival, even if three or five people noticed it occasionally, they just ignored Han Xiao as an audience, and immediately refocused their attention on those who looked more like players!

Han Xiao silently got into the crowd, hiding in the corner, thinking about the "Xiao Mo Run" skill he got last night, he only ran a few laps temporarily last night to test it, although the speed has been qualitatively improved, but he has not mastered many tricks, and there is no guarantee that he can always use this skill.

At this time, a middle-aged man in a sportswear held a megaphone, "Next, please ask the athletes to come to me to receive the digital name tag, if you don't get the name tag to participate in the competition, the results will be invalid!" ”

Hearing this, the contestants rushed over, and after receiving the digital name tags, they helped each other to put them on their backs.

The middle-aged man held up the last digital nameplate and said, "Who else hasn't received a digital nameplate?" ”

Suddenly, a voice came out of the crowd, "There's another one here!" ”

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, and the others also followed the sound and looked over!

it!

How can this still hide a person?

If it weren't for this person's sudden speech, they wouldn't have noticed him, but this physique is also weak, it looks like a gust of wind can blow it down, and he still participates in the 5,000-meter race? Don't end up in the hospital!

This person was naturally Han Xiao, he stood up and squeezed left and right in the crowd, "I'm sorry, I'm going to get the name tag." “

Someone stopped him, "Dude, are you mistaken?" ”

The others were also stunned, this guy didn't look like a 5,000-meter competitor at all! Say he's a cleaner and they'll probably believe it!

Han Xiao looked innocent, "Make no mistake, our class study committee asked me to participate!" “

Study committee?

These people are getting more and more dizzy, and who is assigned to participate in sports competitions is not a matter of the sports commissioner? When did the study committee members take care of this?

Do you want to be so weird uncle?

When Han Xiao walked over and was about to receive the name tag, he was stopped by the middle-aged man again, "Did your class really send you to participate?" ”

Han smiled and nodded, "Yes, and you sent me one!" No way, I'm the only one in the class who can run 5,000 meters! If I don't attend, no one will attend! ”

Yes?

You are the only one in the class who can run 5,000 meters?

The others almost fell down when they heard this, your uncle, how weak are the bodies of your classmates? From the slums, right?

Han Xiao was depressed, why didn't anyone believe me when I told the truth?

Although he mastered the skills of Xiao Mo's fast running, maybe if luck came, he would use hundreds or thousands of times in the entire 5,000-meter race, wouldn't he be the champion?

After a few more minutes, a strong male voice came from the loudspeaker: "There are still five minutes before the official start of the game, please be fully prepared!" ”

The contestants all began to prepare for the activities, some pulled their legs, some raised their legs......

Han Xiao can't stand stupidly here, gesturing in a good way, watching his movements, it is the "first set of national primary and secondary school student radio gymnastics" that has never appeared in college!

Don't underestimate broadcast gymnastics, this is created by the master according to the kung fu handed down from ancient China, and it is necessary to strengthen the body!

The wealthy and handsome Shi Zhenxiang was also among the contestants, and he looked at Han Xiao contemptuously while doing stretching movements in a chic manner.

He was a proud man, and he thought that he would represent his class in the 5,000-meter race by himself, and then with his extraordinary strength, he would have a solo performance in the competition!

However, this Han Xiao didn't let him get his wish, let him coerce and lure, still didn't agree to give up the opportunity, and even chose to ignore him!

Helpless, he can only deign to participate in the competition with this guy!

But this time, he will definitely not let Han Xiao go! He wanted Han Xiao to know that he was just a joke on the field!

Shi Zhenxiang is handsome and has a good figure, this chic preparation has attracted the attention of many girls, and some girls can't help but scream!

"So handsome!"

"It's so handsome!"

"He is handsome, has a good physique, and is said to be a rich second generation, such a boy, if he doesn't find a boyfriend, it's a pity!"

Compared with Shi Zhenxiang, who has become the focus of the girls, Han Xiao on the side is a little clumsy.

Han Xiao was also slightly surprised by Shi Zhenxiang's sudden appearance, but that's all, in his opinion, the one who laughed last was the ultimate winner, just using the flying speed of Xiao Mo when he ran fast last night, it was by no means something that a normal person could have, what he was most worried about now was that if he ran as hard as he could, would he be considered a monster, or even be caught in the research institute and studied as an alien!

The voice of the megaphone sounded again, "The competition is about to begin, and the athletes are starting to take their places!" ”

The athletes scattered in all corners began to walk in the direction of the starting point, some walked slowly, some began to speed up their pace, but no one ran all the way over, because they knew the difficulty of the 5,000-meter race, and at this time they wasted their physical strength, and when it was really time for the competition, some of them would regret it!

And just when these players didn't know what was going on, an extremely fast figure flashed past them one by one, causing a burst of exclamations from the crowd!

"Wow!"

"This speed! It's so fast! ”

"Yes, I only felt a gust of wind drifting by, and when I looked again, the man had already reached the starting point!"

"Who is this? So powerful? ”

"I don't know, the man was running too fast and didn't see it clearly! Let me take a closer look! ”

Everyone stared wide-eyed and looked at the starting point!

I was stunned!

It was actually the one who said that the study committee sent him to participate in the competition!

The one who said he was the only one in the class who could run the 5,000 meters!