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I always thought that this attribute of mine was unique in the world, but I never expected that there would be a more shameless person in this world than me.

"You also know that the killing is too heavy, right?" I asked him angrily: "If you don't want to commit murder, why don't you just turn back!" It's not a big deal yet, and you may be able to ....... it when you look back."

"I've always felt like something wasn't right with you." Daoist Ge interrupted me, his tone was very solemn, and he didn't mean to joke at all: "Usually it looks unreliable, but at the critical moment, you can be more reliable than anyone else, people like you shouldn't be ........"

He interrupted me, and I naturally didn't plan to continue listening to him, so I asked him directly.

"What do you mean?"

Hearing my question, Daoist Ge hesitated a little and asked me tentatively.

"You're not going to be an undercover agent sent by the government, are you?"

Really, as soon as I heard Daoist Ge say this, tears were about to come out, and I was angry.

If I'm really a government person, what if a fool would want to be a gentleman, sitting in an office blowing the air conditioner, drinking and waiting to get a salary is not better than now?

Although we are not the same as bandits, we still have the same place from a certain point of view.

Bandits and gentlemen, nine times out of ten, are ruthless characters who pin their heads to their trouser belts, and if they go out to run errands, if they encounter some accidents, then no one knows if they can come back.

Thinking of my experience during this time, I felt the urge to cry when I touched my conscience.

"If I had been sent by the government as an undercover agent, you would have been killed by me a long time ago, you know??"

was scolded by me like this, Daoist Ge was also happy, and he couldn't stop laughing: "Lao Zuo, your apprentice's psychological quality is too poor, you can be angry like this when you tease him." ”

"Who's to say it isn't." Old man Zuo sighed thoughtfully: "It's still your apprentice, you are sensible and motivated, and your talent is not bad, and you are a material for great things." ”

Mr. Tan and I looked at each other with a blank look, but neither of us spoke.

At this time, I really have the feeling of listening to parents praise other people's children, and I am fucked.

"Are you two still fighting?" I asked impatiently.

"Spank a fart." Old man Zuo said helplessly: "If you continue to fight, you have to die a bunch of people to bury him." ”

"Do you really think you're going to be able to eat me?" Daoist Ge was not happy, as if he felt that Old Man Zuo was underestimating himself, and said angrily: "If the two of us go to death, you have to bury me with you, you know?" ”

If you want to say that Daoist Ge is also stinky and shameless, the ending of both defeats can make him say that it is smooth sailing, and the tone is as awesome as he wants.

"Didn't the little blind man call me just now?" Old man Zuo sneered: "Which stinky and shameless one called reinforcements?" Didn't the bitter monks all rush over to save you? ”

"That's his nosy." Daoist Ge snorted: "Aren't you too?" Just now, the bitter monk sent me a text message, and he said that there are a lot of people from the three sects and nine streams who are rushing to the northwest........

"I don't blame me, it's their nosy that they want to come." Old man Zuo didn't feel embarrassed at all, and said very calmly: "It's not me who braws with you, just like you, a few more will be given for nothing!" ”

At this time, Mr. Tan couldn't help but shake his head and interjected.

"Your master can blow enough."

"Lao Zuo is indeed quite capable of blowing, but your master is not a good thing."

"Alas........"

In the next few minutes, Mr. Tan and I didn't talk again, to be precise, I didn't have the slightest chance to speak, and I listened to the old man Zuo on the other side of the phone and Daoist Ge.

These two old guys don't know if they drank too much, or they quarreled with each other in a hurry, and they were about to blow the sky out of the back.

Listening to their tone, it seems that except for the Taoist Sanqing Patriarch, there is no one more awesome than them.

"Okay, the call is to tell you, let's stop calling." Daoist Ge said, listening to his words, he should be saying to Mr. Tan: "You contact the sect now and ask them to withdraw people, damn it, I didn't expect that I would mess up this matter too, it's really embarrassing......."

"Fortunately, you met me outside, if you enter the Xiaodoushi Palace, you will be ........yin by me again," Old Man Zuo smiled sinisterly: "At that time, you will not only be embarrassed." ”

Daoist Ge was silent for a moment, and suddenly, he laughed twice.

"The surname Zuo, you should know that it is already very difficult for people like us to die."

"That doesn't mean you can't die." Old man Zuo sneered: "Being old and not dying is a thief, we all belong to the kind of old thief among the old thieves, if you are tired of living, I can send you to take the first step." ”

"No, I don't want to fight you right now." Daoist Ge said helplessly: "Look at this situation, I'd better go back and listen to the drama for a few days, there's no need to ink with you here." ”

"Don't have the idea of opening the Ring?" Old man Zuo asked.

"Fight, but now it's not going to be messed around anymore, the surname Zuo, you also know, now that people on both sides of us are staring at this place, no one will let that magic weapon fall into the hands of the other party." Daoist Ge smiled: "Fighting outside, we may not be able to distinguish the high, but if we enter the Xiaotushi Palace........"

Old man Zuo didn't wait for Daoist Ge to finish speaking, he took over the conversation and continued.

"Whoever goes in first will suffer, I know this better than you." Old man Zuo snorted coldly: "What is it like to be attacked by the enemy in the abdomen and back, I don't need you to remind me." ”

"Hey, apprentice, did you really lose to Yuan Boy today?" Daoist Ge asked coldly.

Hearing this, Mr. Tan didn't mean to hide the truth, mumbled, and said very simply: "The mountains and rivers on his body are too powerful, and he is about to catch up with Shiliang above, I really can't handle him." ”

"Hmm....... Mountains and rivers ........ You really can't beat ........." Daoist Ge said thoughtfully, was silent for a while, and then asked Mr. Tan: "Then does he have mountains and rivers in his body now?" ”

Fuck me.

When I heard Daoist Ge ask this, the hairs on my body stood up, and I said that this old gang of vegetables is poisonous enough, if he can guess something....... Then I'm going to have to hit the streets today!

Damn, I don't have such a capsized boat in the gutter!

"It doesn't seem to ....... The mountain and river qi on his body was as if it had disappeared....... I don't feel ....... at all" Mr. Tan frowned, looked me up and down a few times, and his expression was a little weird: "Master, you said that the mountain and river qi on his body will not be dispersed, right?" ”

"Who knows." Daoist Ge smiled evilly and said: "The more powerful the tricks, the more restricted, I don't believe that kid can become exactly the same as Fang Shiliang in half a year, I'm afraid the mountain and river qi on his body can only last for a while, and now it's gone, nine times out of ten it is ........."

"That's right." Mr. Tan's eyes lit up and he looked at me with interest: "Blame me for being so stupid just now, I didn't expect this!" ”

"Now that he fights with you, I'm afraid he won't be able to win against you, right?" Daoist Ge asked.

Mr. Tan didn't answer his words immediately, he looked at me very seriously, glanced at me a few more times, and said, "He doesn't seem to have any magic weapons, if he fights again, I should be the one who wins." ”

"That's it." Daoist Ge smiled: "Is there no one else over there?" ”

"There are just me and him here, although there are still Zhao family brothers outside the forest, they are all ordinary people, so there is nothing to worry about us." Mr. Tan replied.

"Okay, then you'll ........"

Before Daoist Ge finished speaking, Old Man Zuo yelled on the other side of the phone.

"You bastard!! I'm going to leave you here today!! ”

Listening to the ensuing noises, the two men seemed to be fighting, but after a while, the voices disappeared and were replaced by a whirring wind.

"Take him back to the church." Daoist Ge said word by word: "This person is useful for us to keep, and it is of great use." ”

"Understood." Mr. Tan said.

"You restrain Yuan Xiaozi first, and then send a message to the sect, asking them not to come to the northwest, just rely on eyeliner to stare at this piece, you don't need to come in person." Daoist Ge said: "When the three sects and nine streams have made a big move, let them rush to the northwest." ”

"If this is to let the people of the three sects and the ninth rank enter the Xiaotushi Palace first....... Won't we be able to react? Mr. Tan asked.

Hearing this, Daoist Ge smiled.

"We have chips in our hands, and we don't need to react."

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