When the phone rang, I could clearly see the word "excited" on Mr. Tan's face. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Who?" I asked curiously.

"My master." Mr. Tan smiled, with a kind of showing off, and squeezed his eyebrows at me: "It seems that the Cave Sky Ring has returned to our life teaching." ”

"Belong to your uncle." I scolded angrily: "Maybe I called to tell you that it didn't work out!" ”

Mr. Tan could see that I was simply cursing him with this, so the grandson smiled even more happily.

"Who my master is, I know this better than you, if he wasn't sure, he wouldn't have broken into the Xiaodoushi Palace alone." Mr. Tan said proudly: "Brother Yuan, it seems that we won a game this time." ”

Mr. Tan said, and the phone was connected.

"Master, is it done?" Mr. Tan asked directly.

When I asked this, Mr. Tan kept raising his eyebrows at me, that kind of show-off look, how to look at it.

Damn if it weren't for my physical formation, I would have beaten this grandson!

Just as I was muttering swear words in my heart, I only heard Daoist Ge on the other side of the phone yelling violently, and the voice was almost in time for the amplifier.

"Becoming a !!"

This roar came out, not only Mr. Tan was dumbfounded, but even I, the onlookers, were stunned.

Fuck me.

These are a few cases?!!

"Something's wrong?" Mr. Tan asked with a frown, the worried look in his eyes became more and more obvious.

"Dog's Day Zuo Guangsi!! This old Wang Ba is ambushing me outside the Xiaotushi Palace!! "Daoist Ge's voice is so loud that even if Mr. Tan doesn't turn on the hands-free, I can still hear it clearly.

When Mr. Tan heard this, his expression was ugly, as if his wife had died.

"What the hell is going on?" Mr. Tan asked, "Could it be that the news leaked out in advance?" It shouldn't be........"

The next second Mr. Tan asked this, he heard a sound of scolding on the other side of the phone.

Well.

It's still a sound of scolding on the street that I'm familiar with.

"Hey, you old Wang Ba, do you want to move the rescuers or what? Are you going to fight or not? The old man Zuo scolded on the phone, and his tone was smug: "Don't you want to sneak behind everyone's back to get the baby?" Now you know the stupidity, right? Damn, I really fool us like fools, and the food I eat is more salt than you....... Oh no, I think I eat more salt than you eat! ”

Hearing this scolding on the street, I didn't scruple anymore, and shouted directly at the old man Zuo on the other side of the phone.

"Old Left!! I'm with Mr. Tan!! What's going on over there?!! ”

It seems that the old man Zuo didn't expect me to be with Mr. Tan, and when he heard my voice, the two old men on the other side of the phone were silent, and no one squeaked.

Mr. Tan glanced at me, didn't say anything, and silently turned on the speakerphone.

"Didn't your apprentice follow Fang Shiliang to study? Why did you come back all of a sudden? Daoist Ge asked suspiciously, which shows that he doesn't seem to know about me coming out of the ghost mountain.

"I'll come back after studying, it's the same as studying, I will graduate when the time comes, what's wrong?" Old man Zuo asked rhetorically, his tone sounding very relaxed, and even showing off: "Rabbit cub!" Are you talking to the one with the surname Tan?? ”

"Holy shit, how do you know?" I was stunned.

"Your breath is unsteady now, obviously you have moved with people, I can hear it." Old man Zuo smiled: "Rabbit cub, you didn't lose to him, did you?" ”

Don't look at the old man Zuo saying this to me with a smile, you can hear it from his tone, this old guy still seems to be a little worried, even if he knows that I learned a mountain and river qi from Fang Shiliang and came back......

"Lose a fart! I won! ”

It is no exaggeration to say that when I say this, the degree of weirdness is equivalent to saying that the national football team entered the World Cup, and won the World Cup in one fell swoop by beating the German team and other strong teams.

This is really not an exaggeration, no matter how much Old Man Zuo believes in me, no matter how confident he is in the mountains and rivers that Shiliang taught me, I didn't expect that I would do it as soon as I got out of the mountain.

"Really?" Old man Zuo's tone was full of suspicion: "You won't be caught by the surnamed Tan and pretend to be forced to me, right?" ”

When I heard this, I almost didn't curse the swear words out of my mouth.

Why is this old man still the same?! I haven't seen it for half a year, and my mouth is getting more and more slippery!

I'm the kind of person who likes to pretend to be ....... Oh no, even if I'm a person who likes to pretend, it's impossible to pretend with you at such a time!

If I'm really caught by Mr. Tan, I'm still pretending to be a fart? Just open your mouth and call for help!

"What's going on?" Daoist Ge was also a little confused: "Xiao Yuan, did you really overturn my apprentice?" ”

"Old guy, you're yin enough, you went to steal things while the big guy wasn't paying attention?" I asked him angrily: "As the Taishan Beidou of our metaphysical world, you play such an exemplary role?" ”

"Hehe, fart Taishan Beidou, do you think Lao Tzu has the appearance of a senior grandmaster?" Daoist Ge asked me with a wicked smile, not ashamed but proud at all, and spoke with a snarling taste.

"Why are you like my master?? Why do you look like an old rascal......"

I hadn't finished my sentence yet, but I heard the phone on the other side, Daoist Ge and Old Man Zuo yelled in unison.

"Who the fuck are you scolding?!!"

Look, as the saying goes, things gather by like, and people are divided by groups.

Even if Old Man Zuo and Daoist Ge are enemies, they are the kind of enemies who can't wait to beat each other's brains out when they meet.

In some ways, they still have the same habits as their own brothers.

For example, it's not reliable.

"You're not a thing, an apprentice." Daoist Ge scolded and said.

"I think so." Old man Zuo sighed thoughtfully: "Damn, I regret accepting him as an apprentice." ”

"Hey, if you want me to say, you can just expel him from the division!" Daoist Ge said with bad intentions: "Like this kind of rabbit cub, sooner or later there will be a day when you will deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, and then you will have no place to cry." ”

"Isn't it!" The old man Zuo said angrily: "This grandson has long been thinking about beating me!" ”

Hearing this, I was so angry that I almost cried, and my heart said what is the matter with these two old guys? At this critical moment of life and death, you even play the routine of hating the same enemy?!

"I'm going to beat you up right now!!"

It's okay if I don't say this, but as soon as I say it, Daoist Ge will be energetic.

"Look, your apprentice wants to beat you!"

"Little bunny! Don't you know to save me some face in front of outsiders?! ”

"If you want to say, it's better to be my apprentice, motivated and sensible, where is it like your apprentice........"

I silently looked at Mr. Tan, and when I saw his face full of "family misfortune", I couldn't help but sigh and patted him on the shoulder: "We are both the same, this is fate." ”

"Master, what's going on?" Mr. Tan wanted to cry and said without tears: "Can we talk about business??" ”

"Ah, the right thing, the right thing is that I came to Xiaodoushi Palace, and as a result, this old Wang Ba was ambushed." When Daoist Ge said this, he had a bitter and bitter taste: "This old thing is insidious enough, just ambush me outside, and I don't know how long I've been squatting." ”

"Hey, I'm still squatting on you?" Old man Zuo sneered: "If you are a big girl with yellow flowers, then I don't have anything to say, but just like you old gang with a wrinkled face, what am I doing squatting for you?" I feel spicy when I see you! ”

"What the fuck ........"

After Daoist Ge finished scolding this, he only heard a banging sound on the other side of the phone.

At first, I wondered, what are these two old guys doing, making such noises?

But then after thinking about it, I understood, fuck, fight.

"Are you convinced ?!!?" The old man left was scolding.

"Can I convince you of the old king?!" Daoist Ge was also scolding.

Mr. Tan seemed to have despaired of reality, shook his head with a sad face, and said helplessly: "Don't you fight?" ”

"Forget it, I don't care about you." Daoist Ge sneered: "If I continue to fight, I will really kill people in a while, and there are a lot of eyeliners staring at me around here." ”

"Are you afraid of death?" Old man Zuo snorted coldly.

"I'm afraid they'll die." Daoist Ge sighed as if he was compassionate: "The killing is too heavy, and it hurts the heavens and the peace." ”