I picked up the icon on the ground and looked at it, but I didn't feel a chill on my back. It's like this again, am I really sleepwalking?

When I arrived at the unit the next morning, the old monk Jinghai saw that I had dark circles under my eyes, so he asked me to go to the rooftop for a smoke. In fact, I don't work in a monastery, and the old monk Jinghai is not my elder, but a nickname I gave to my good buddies in the unit.

The old monk Jinghai is a person who wilted Baden, he is the old man of the unit, when I first came to the unit as a newcomer, I felt that the two of us were very close to each other, and he hit it off at first sight, talked about everything, and often had dinner together, pulled calves, and played billiards. Because of this natural acquaintance, I have not added his QQ friends after working together in the unit for several years.

By the time we realized this problem, the unit had already replaced the old with new people several times. When I first added his QQ account, I was surprised to find that his screen name was a very riotous name, called "Jinghai". And the screen name Jinghai complements his usually dull personality, and I said at the time that his name was like a monk. So I started calling him Old Monk Jinghai.

In fact, although the old monk Jinghai is dull, he is definitely a foreign person, for example, he has long hair, and he loves to perm his hair, in addition to not liking to drink and having no money, he has a fight with Yu Qian and Teacher Yu. Compared to him, I was simply blown up.

Like most nicknames, "Old Monk Jinghai" is meant to be ridiculous, and when a name is very incompatible with a person's style, but it can be expressed, it has quite a comedic effect.

However, the "old monk Jinghai" didn't like the "law number" I gave him very much, and even because when I helped him apply for a Taobao account, I easily typed his law number as a screen name and couldn't modify it after identity verification, more than 30 people were still angry with me like a child for several days. In the end, I even changed his QQ screen name to "Mo Yu" because I often called him the old monk Jinghai, which made me very angry.

Because the word "Mo Yu" always reminds me of the cute Qin Yumo in "Love Apartment", Jin Hao's towel advertisement once made me fascinated by this woman for a long time, and it wasn't until I watched "Love Apartment" that I let go of this infatuation, because it really disgusted me, it is really a drama that can make a person or destroy another person. And then the two words "Mo Yu" are connected together, which always reminds me of the word "Xiang", and I don't know why, it just doesn't feel good.

In fact, no matter how he changes his QQ screen name or how he applies for a Taobao account again, it will be in vain, and he will not change my honorific title of "Jinghai Old Monk", and he will publicize it.

On the rooftop, I took the cigarette handed over by the old monk Jinghai and became like an addict. A stream of gray smoke entered the lungs, and two wisps of green smoke blew out of the nostrils, which was very comfortable. In fact, from the color of a person's smoke and exhalation, you can tell whether the person smokes or not. If he inhales gray or exhales gray, it means that his cigarette is swirling in his mouth or nose and then exhaling again; If he inhales gray and exhales cyan, it proves that his cigarette has gone to his lungs, and the cigarette with oil and nicotine has been left in his lungs, and the remaining green smoke that is harmless to the human body has been spit out.

The old monk Jinghai was very distressed when he saw me staring at the cigarette so violently, because I rarely bought cigarettes, and basically smoked him, so he deliberately shook the cigarette case, counted the stock, and then took out a cigarette and pinned it to his ear, and lit another one himself, for fear that I would wrap up his inventory.

Seeing me frowning, the old monk Jinghai asked me why I was so deep.

I quipped, "Doesn't that seem to be cultured and connotative"!

The old monk Jinghai smiled and asked me what was wrong. I said to him, "I feel like I'm probably a ghost."

The monk is a local aborigine, living a comfortable life, and he has never heard of any ghosts or gods since he was a child, so he naturally does not believe it. He said, "How can you?" There are no ghosts in this world, you must be too tired during this time, just rest and rest."

I didn't think he would believe it, but my "dream" didn't tell people about it, and my heart was really unhappy. I told him about what I had "dreamed of" and what I had woken up in the morning and found the New Year's painting of the door god in my pants, and he was skeptical. Although I saw him frowning, I still didn't want to believe what I said.

I thought about it for a moment, and then said, "By the way, do you remember the female secretary in our building?"

Jinghai frowned, "Which one"?

"That's it,, which one else can there be in our building, it's the last time we saw it, you said that people are protruding forward and backward, and you want to hug that when you look at it!"

"Oh......", Jing Hai pulled a long note, Fang Ru woke up from a dream, "How can you forget this, you have to talk about her, hiss......", Jing Hai unconsciously snorted, "Oh, I'll go, that's really smelling, refreshed; Touch it, and the blessings are boundless; Kiss a kiss, haunted by dreams; Plug it in, and you can fly to the sky."

"", I glared at him and said, "You are still a monk, you are lustful and do not die, and you are constantly angry, I think you will die sooner or later."

Speaking of "exhausting people to death", I suddenly remembered the pair of wild mandarin ducks, isn't that man a standard method of death for exhausting people. Thinking of the last hook of the little ghost who glanced at me, I couldn't help but feel very uncomfortable.

Since that's the reason for that, I'm going to go out to smoke last night, get off the elevator and see the spirit ghost hooking up the woman, and I was scared to run away when I got out of the elevator, and I was beaten by someone.

Speaking of this, the old monk Jinghai rolled his eyes, as if he thought of something, and actually pinched the cigarette in his hand and threw it on the ground, and said to me seriously, "Go"!

"Where are you going?"

"Security room, control room!

To say that this old monk of Jinghai is really powerful, and many times he can show me the advantages of an indigenous person compared to me, an outsider. I said that my sister-in-law wanted to get a small food truck, so he asked his classmates from the city management to help me build a newspaper kiosk in the downtown area where stalls are not allowed to be set up, and asked my sister-in-law to change it into a snack shed by herself; I said that I was not feeling well and wanted to find a reliable doctor to see, so he asked his classmate who was a doctor to introduce me to a good doctor; I said I wanted someone to help me get a loan, and he asked his classmates who worked in the bank to help me get it done quickly.

In short, I feel that my whole area here is full of his classmates, and I don't know how many years he stayed in the grade, there are so many classmates. No, it's the security guard in our building, as well as his classmates.

Tell his classmates that the three of us are going to wait for someone to get off work at night, and the building is empty, so let's see the elevator video in the early hours of this morning.

Since the monk wanted to watch the video in the elevator with me, he naturally had his intentions. Because when he was dissipating cigarettes just now, his materialist worldview, which was not firm in the first place, had already been staggered and stunned by me. After all, the old monk Jinghai is also a person who has read countless films, in his impression, the camera should be able to capture things that cannot be seen by the human eye, since I have been suspicious of what I said, it is better to try my best to find out.

Damn, it's really interlaced like a mountain. Before, we said that we planned to wait for people to watch the video after work at night, which means that we had to wait for the three of our colleagues to get off work, who would have thought that the night shift security guard's off-duty time would be one o'clock in the middle of the night, and I don't know who set this rule.

Vigil, I and the monk's security classmates are used to staying up late, but I don't feel anything. But the old monk Jinghai bragged to me every day that he slept at about one o'clock every day, which was his normal work and rest time or something. It turned out that before eleven o'clock in the evening, he slept like a dead dog on a stool.

When I had nothing to do, I played with the two new security guards who fought the landlord, and the classmates of the old monk Jinghai were on duty there, watching the fifteen screens in the monitoring room.

Coincidentally, I don't know where I got my luck today, I won more than 300 yuan by playing 1 yuan to fight the landlord. The two security guards were stupid.,The one who lost the most was even known as the invincible hand of the landlord who played all over the building.,I've even admired his name for a long time.,It's really better to be famous than to meet.,It's better to meet than to meet.,It's better to see you better.,It's better to see than to see.,It's better to get out of the way if you don't see it.,What the hell?,A piece of garbage.。

At one o'clock in the morning, the two security guards on the night shift left, leaving me, the monk and his classmates on the night shift, I couldn't wait to wake up the old monk Jinghai, this guy had already fallen asleep, and after waking up, he looked around sleepily, and the big hara was flowing out, and it took a long time to figure out where he was. I unconsciously remembered that in Zhou Xingxing's "Jiupin Sesame Official", he, Wu Mengda and Lei Leopard jumped out from behind the table, Xing Xing and Wu Mengda, two people who didn't know martial arts, landed steadily, and Lei Leopard, a master, actually fell and ate. Then Zhou Xingxing turned around and sneered disdainfully, "Still a master? "That's right, that's how I feel about the old monk Jinghai now.

Xu Dangqin, that is, the monk's security classmate, you listen, as soon as you hear it, it is a hard life, found out the hard disk record of the No. 2 elevator in the building in the early hours of yesterday morning, adjusted to start playing from 2 o'clock in the morning, and then the three of us sat in a row, unconsciously supporting the bench between our legs with both hands, staring at the screen in the middle, waiting for the unknown scene.

In about 7 minutes, the number of floors in the elevator starts from 1 to 4, 5, 6, 7, and ......, and then goes up. Because the elevator is non-stop on the 2nd and 3rd floors, the numbers 2 and 3 are missed. It wasn't until the 20th floor, the third-to-last floor of my building, that the elevator door opened, and a pretty figure I knew walked into the elevator backwards, with a slender hand at her waist.

At the elevator door, this woman has a foot lifting action, I analyze that she should have kissed the owner of this arm, coupled with her foot lifting action, the owner of this hand should be more than 180cm tall, so we can't see the face of the owner of that hand on the elevator monitoring.

Immediately after, the slender hand pinched her ass, and the woman's unpursed arm slapped forward, and I think the woman should be saying, "You're so bad."

Damn, thinking about it, I'm still dubbing, why am I always so out of tune.

Then, the hand let go of the woman's waist and disappeared into the darkness, and the woman continued to retreat into the elevator, waving her hand towards the elevator, and then the elevator door closed.

At this time, I suddenly found that the corridor light on the woman's floor was always black, and I was suddenly shocked. You must know that in order to save electricity, the corridor lights in our building are the same as those in the university dormitory, and they are both inductive, that is, the lights will only turn on when someone walks under the lights. However, in this video, after the woman entered the elevator, the lights in the corridor were always dark, so I didn't see the body of the man holding the woman's waist, all I could see was the hand.

I saw that the old monk Jinghai and Xu Dangqin watched it with relish, and they didn't notice anything wrong in the video at all, so I didn't dare to remind them. I think that in their current state, I can't scare them to death.

Immediately after, the elevator went to the floor where I was, and I was so frightened that I walked in the door and vomited so much that the woman was so frightened that I was speechless. Then, the two of them began to bury me, saying that I really fell in front of other beauties.

Just when the two of them were talking, the surveillance video actually shook a little, and the sharp-eyed Xu Dangqin found something wrong at that time, immediately stopped laughing, slowed down the playback speed by 5 times, and left the progress adjustment lever with his hand, and stepped back a little, but when the number of the elevator floor became 5, there was nothing wrong, and when it became 4, everything was still as usual. Next, the creepy thing happened, the floor number of the elevator actually showed 3, you must know that we will not display the number 3 in the elevator at all, and then, the video screen shook as if it was overpowered, and then, the woman was still the same, as if she was disgusted with my expression, but I was wrong.