Chapter 12: The Door God Turns Over
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're still sitting facing each other. Did I just bow to this guy, or was I scared and daydreaming?
I hurriedly looked sideways at the wall in front of me, and the 3D painting of the Bodhisattva was actually pasted on the wall, and he was still holding the OK hand in his hand, still smiling at me. It was strange that in order to see the two of us, the Bodhisattva's figure, which was originally looking straight ahead, was turned around.
Although I feel a little inexplicable, but this time I took the "virtuous brother" of Bai Wuchang, and I replied "big brother".
Bai Wuchang said with a smile: "Brother Xian, brother, I am in trouble again, I can't handle the two at the door of the errand this time, obviously the person who wants to hook up is the head of the household, but he just won't let me in, all kinds of obstacles, it's not easy to give money at all." I see that the door god seems to have a taboo against the virtuous brother last time, I don't know if I can drive the virtuous brother to go out again and help me get those two difficult things, and I can recover my life."
As soon as I heard it, it turned out to be like this, this is all a small favor, I have to make a solemn form of bowing and then beg me what to do, just say it and it's over. Besides, isn't it just a new door god, it's not like playing. So I agreed.
As soon as I promised Bai Wuchang to say that I would go, before I could say clean up, we were dizzy, and we were already standing outside the courtyard wall of what seemed to be a villa area.
Standing still, I looked down and saw that I was still naked, and this time I felt surprisingly cold, so I shivered and quickly hugged my shoulders, and my legs were deliberately merged, hiding between my legs, so that it seemed to be better.
I was angry, so I said to Bai Wuchang: "Big brother, are you a little too anxious, why do you act on your own before I have time to react every time, can you let your brother and me slow down, ah?" ”
Bai Wuchang saw that I was naked, and seemed to feel very embarrassed, and after being stunned for a while, he said Brother Xian, wait a minute, I will go and go back. As he spoke, Bai Wuchang disappeared into the thick night like a smoke.
When I looked, it was good, and it was flirtatious enough. I just said it in vain, but I still didn't care about my feelings at all, and I just said to leave, which is really out of tune.
After waiting for a while, I was bored, the gust of wind was still too cold, I looked around, I wanted to find a place to shelter from the wind first, and wait for my big brother who was out of tune to come back, so I walked along the broken road of bluestone slabs.
After walking for a long time, I saw that there seemed to be a gate in front of me, glowing slightly. I thought to myself that the courtyard of my mother's house is big enough, and I don't know where this is or where this big family comes from.
Then I took a closer look, I damn it, acquaintance, aren't the two big men posing in front of the front door my little brother Jingde and his schoolbag. So I jumped over and went to greet them, wondering whose robe I had pulled to protect me from the cold.
What I didn't expect was that as soon as I walked into the field of vision of the two door gods, these two people stretched out their palms to me and said in unison: "Slow, this is a private courtyard, there is no invitation from the host, please do not disturb the guests"!
When I heard it, these two people spoke quite politely, not quite like the rough style of my two younger brothers. And if you look closely, although these two people are similar to the Jingdehe schoolbag I knew before, they just make you feel different.
This feeling is very much like the first time you met Du Yiheng, thinking that he was Andy Lau, so you excitedly asked him to sign it, and he signed the words "Andy Lau" for you. But when you really meet Andy Lau, you know that you have been deceived. At this moment, the two people in front of the door have a feeling that I have met the genuine version.
Although Jingdehe schoolbag looked quite fierce before, the appearance after being beaten by me made me remember it vividly. And now these two people give me a completely different feeling, their faces are solemn, not angry and arrogant, I guess if they yell at me, I will have to kneel in fear.
But I thought about it, Ye is a person who has competed with two sets of door gods, the first set can't stand me, and the second set makes me fight like a grandson. No matter how awesome you are, this third set is not easy for me to capture. Thinking of this, the arrogance in my heart spontaneously arises, grandson, dare to talk to your grandfather like this, and don't let your grandfather get close, and see how grandpa cleans up your two little rabbits.
I made up my mind, I wanted to go up and deter these two boys by force first. So I ran forward quickly, and when the two men saw that I was going to break in, they immediately became alert. I thought to myself that I still have to come to the same set last time, first give the schoolbag a dismount, and then clean up Jingde's grandson.
I still rushed to the schoolbag first, jumped up after rushing through the barrier, and raised my arms to give this person named Qin Shubao a hard time. Unexpectedly, this time, before my arm reached Qin Shubao's face, Wei Chi Jingde's whip had arrived like a gale, hitting my right shoulder fiercely, and pulling me out like playing baseball, and then due to the inertia of my flying out, my hand "snapped" and touched Qin Shubao's face, and the feeling of touch was like a mouth slapped on the face of the stone carving, and the palm of my hand was hot, and then I scattered on the ground.
Why do I use the word "scattered" because I am really broken.
Jingde's whip was so cruel that it took off my entire right arm, leaving a little tendon for my right arm to be attached to my body. Half of the ribs on the right side were shattered, bone residue and pieces of flesh were scattered all over the ground, two lobes of my lungs fell out, and my heart was half-leaking outside my body.
Because the whip was too sudden, it was like an inadvertent quick knife slashing, and before you felt the pain, it began to bleed, and then the fire burned with pain.
This time was the same, because when my palm touched Qin Shubao's face, I could still feel me fanning on the stone, and then when I scattered on the ground, the pain in my heart was really unforgettable. Although what happened to me was much worse than this, it was the first time I was broken, and I should remember it.
This kind of shredded pain was so painful that I couldn't make a sound before I lost consciousness, and I couldn't make a sound at all, let alone scream. The pain slowly became hot and numb, and then my eyes blurred, my ears buzzed, and I felt like I was going to die.
Just when I felt like I was about to lose consciousness, all of a sudden, cool breeze penetrated through every pore of my skin, like countless sharp cones trying to tie you into a sieve. Well, I'll admit that I was wrong when I said I was in so much pain, that this one hurts many times worse than that.
As the biting wind crept into my body, I suddenly regained consciousness and was able to see clearly. I saw Bai Wuchang squatting beside me, holding a leather bag in his hand, and the evil wind blew out of this leather bag.
Immediately after that, at the place where my body was broken, it hurt like being burned by fire, and as this burning pain continued, my corpse on the ground actually began to spontaneously combust, and an inexplicable yin fire burned those bones and flesh pieces. With the dissolution of the minced flesh, my body gradually recovered, and it was not until my body completely regained its human form that Bai Wuchang hurriedly collected his leather pocket. After fastening the seal, he tuged into his robe, hurriedly helped me up, picked up an old dark gray dress from the ground, which was all folded, and draped it over my body.
I was shivering with cold, and the burning sensation had not disappeared, but it made me feel even colder, and I subconsciously tightened my clothes. If there was a mirror in front of my eyes at this time, I think I must be full of paleness, cold sweat on my face, purple lips, and a dying look.
I looked at the two door gods in front of me viciously, and the feeling of resentment welled up in my heart, making me murderous. Helpless, Bai Wuchang and his brothers can't stand them, and this time it's obvious that I'm not the opponent of these two guys, and I suddenly have a sense of frustration that migrant workers have failed to ask for wages and have been humiliated, mother.
As I gradually recovered, my eldest brother helped me up. When I looked, there was still a pair of pants on the ground, and I had a shirt on my body that was used for hair. Think about it from another perspective, if a top and a pair of pants allow you to choose one to wear on the street, as a gentleman, it must be pants.
I couldn't help but say anything, and I didn't care about the pain in my body, so I picked up the pants on the ground and quickly put them on. It's strange to say, although this suit is as thin as paper, but after wearing it, it obviously doesn't feel like that kind of yin and wind.
When I was still thinking that this thing was quite magical, I saw a very smoky, thin old man who was almost a skeleton, his eyes and cheeks were sunken, and his complexion was gray, bare-chested, and his hands were covered with shame, trotting quietly by the side of the road 5 or 6 meters away from me and Bai Wuchang, looking at me with a look of resentment.
At this time, Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes on the ground, and suddenly met the bad old man. The frightened old man staggered, and after shaking his body and standing firmly, he covered his head and ran away.
I thought to myself, dare to love my eldest brother just now and pulled me out, I have no clothes on me, this is to find clothes for me. I looked down at my clothes carefully, and a chill welled up in my heart, isn't this just a shroud. What a fucking bad luck. But thinking that my eldest brother also has good intentions, and besides, the effect of this dress against the cold is wonderful, so I will endure it.
I guess that the bad old man was robbed of his clothes by my eldest brother just now, and he held a grudge to see who took his clothes. I hope this old guy won't find me in the future.
After almost recovering, I whispered to Bai Wuchang, "Big brother, this is not right today, we have to remember it for a long time."
It is estimated that Bai Wuchang saw my miserable situation just now, knew that things were not good, and there was a gap between what he expected, so he nodded, and then grabbed my wrist. My eyes were dark, and when I opened my eyes again, I was already sitting against the wall of the kang in my house again, and Bai Wuchang was still sitting cross-legged in front of me.
When I looked at it, it was this shape again. But this time I didn't doubt if I really went out with Bai Wuchang, because the dark gray shroud was worn on my body.
I felt bad luck and hurriedly took it off and threw it out the window. But it was raining outside, and I was closed at the window, but it didn't stop me from throwing my clothes out of the window.
After undressing, I was naked again, and suddenly, I seemed to realize something. When I looked up at Bai Wuchang again, I didn't know when Bai Wuchang was already standing on the ground.
I hurriedly said, "Big brother", and then went to grab Bai Wuchang's hand, but in an instant, Bai Wuchang disappeared, I grabbed a void, planted my head under the kang, and hit my face on the closed door.
The daughter-in-law's confused voice came from the other side of the house, "Husband, are you back?"
I quickly responded, got up, and turned on the light. My jaw still hurts, and it hurts when I hit the door just now. But there was no pain like the body being torn apart just now. At this time, I was still wearing my pajamas, but the quilt was kicked to the ground by me for some time.
Is this still a dream?
I suddenly remembered that after the last "dream" was finished, I found half a door god in my pants, so I hurried around the house to find the shroud I had put back on. After searching for a long time and finding nothing, I remembered that I remembered that I took off my clothes and threw myself out of the window, and I hurriedly opened the window, stuck my head into the rain and looked downstairs, still with nothing.
I breathed a sigh of relief, took a tissue and wiped my wet hair, and thought back to the "dream" I had just had, it was so real, and I even thought of the dream I had last time. It is said that the scene of the dream has something to do with your feelings in reality, and it is estimated that the biting cold wind I felt in my "dream" is related to me kicking the quilt off the ground.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shake my head helplessly. Then, something unexpected happened, and when I heard a "bang", the portrait of Jizo King Bodhisattva fell off the wall.