If one day, when you wake up, you find yourself at your funeral, still sleeping in a coffin, and a group of people crying to death, what can you do to get out and not be beaten to death? Wait online, hurry!

However, Lan Tian found that he didn't have a mobile phone, and everyone outside was excited, if he suddenly jumped out and said, "I'm sorry guys, I'm actually alive!" I don't know if anyone will be scared to death, but I'll be beaten to death anyway! So the goal of the mission is to successfully escape the scene!

Fortunately, this group of people is still incense, theoretically there are no corpses in it, and no one will come to see the remains! Then I just have to wait for the time to sink into the ground, and then forcibly break the coffin and the ground, and I can escape, fine, and then it's a matter of time.

A burst of scripture was read out in the rhythm of Doraemon, and the blue sky almost rushed out in the coffin and vomited, why is it Doraemon! At least use a serious song, bastard! This is a monk found there, this is a joke on me!

"Next, please relatives and friends to pay their respects." Stinky bald ass! Are you playing with me? There was no one in the coffin! Look at the woolen remains! I didn't expect the crisis to come suddenly, listening to those footsteps... I'll go! You all know there's no one in there, right? Why did you come here?

"Even if I look at it again, sure enough, the blue sky is still not there." "yes, I can't find the corpse capital... (sobbing) "Where did the blue sky go?" Ahhh I'm the same as the pillar man now, you see my body can still be twisted! Hahahaha! Lan Tian pressed himself down with all his strength, and even broke several bones, and he was about to go insane in pain.

It's dangerous... Almost dead! But in this way, I can clear the level.

"Cremation begins!" When the blue sky was in a daze, the process had suddenly come to an end... I mean that the blue sky is going to be ended, although being roasted by the fire will not necessarily die, but after the fire is finished, what is the area of mental trauma in the blue sky? The answer is answered in real numbers.

There was a sound of the door closing... No, it's really in! I'll go!! It's hot! It's a hundred times more painful than I imagined, and I'm going crazy to roast it here!

So, everyone saw a phoenix reborn in the fire, turned into a roast chicken, broke through the cage, and spread its wings to the sky... The above is the Wenqing version.

Everyone saw the coffin that was originally empty, and the moment it was sent to cremation, everyone's mood was very heavy, and they made up their minds to say goodbye to the blue sky, but at the next moment, something rushed out of the incinerator, what was the mood of everyone here? Let's take a look.

"I don't think he's dead, they all say that good people don't live long, and disasters stay for thousands of years, and it's not surprising that he's a super-university-level scourge that lives forever." This is what colleague A said.

"It's normal that I'm not dead, I'm the protagonist, don't you see my sister isn't dead? It's just that I'm amnesia, and I can still do the light source meter..."This is what a gentleman's boss said.

"Actually, I forgot about him, but I think it's a good thing that he didn't die, and I just said that TM said that the old lady is her sister! I'll kill you!" This is what a certain girl's boss said.

"Kill the guy who pretended to be dead... Kill the guy who pretended to be dead... Kill the guy who pretended to be dead..."It's scary, don't approach someone's sister."

"His account book is in my hand, I can't let him come back, my new kitchen utensils..."

Anyway, Lan Tian jumped out and made a half-squat movement of a terminator on the ground, "I'm from Wei..." Lan Yue took the lead in rushing up and punched Lan Tian in the stomach hard, Blue Moon's fist power was more than 300 kilograms!

But Lan Tian suddenly found that everyone looked at him with perverted expressions, even perverts... Lan Tian felt that things were not simple, even if his resurrection impulse was a bit big, at most he would punch one or two like Blue Moon, but why did Blue Moon's expression twitch?

At this moment, the heat energy on Lan Tian's body dissipated, a gust of divine wind blew, Lan Tian felt a little cold, especially under the crotch and the like, an overwhelming aura flashed, Lan Tian looked at his body in despair, the person was back to seventeen years old, the face reflected on the mirror is normal, the secret sword has not been used, it is still there, it has not become a scabbard, now there is only one question, why am I wearing a skirt?

Lan Tian's cold sweat came out, no one knew how to react, and Lan Tian couldn't think of a way other than to extinguish his mouth, and at this moment of coldness, the savior came.

"Well, the dead are resurrected, and the funeral money can't be returned, and there's no need for a funeral, so I'll leave first." After saying that, the monk calmly left...

"It's great that you didn't die! Lan Yue and Lan Yun immediately rushed up and hugged Lan Tian, and Lan Tian himself was a little overwhelmed, but when he saw everyone, he was also relieved, it was great to be back.

"Welcome back, Blue Sky," everyone he knew knew was smiling at him.

"I'm back." Blue Sky also responded with a smile.

"I know you're all trying to hit me, but can I go change my clothes first? And the blue moon let go of me, my ribs are going to break! Yes... Don't slap you in the face!" Blue Sky was decisively beaten by the crowd, such a surprise, it was planned to be a small matter, a bad funeral will come true, don't imitate, of course, someone jumped out to tell you that it was a joke, it's better than no one jumping out.

"You bastards, do you know how hard I've had to get back? I also saved the world! No, I didn't kill Brother Cheng... You're just welcoming me?" Blue Sky, who had been beaten to the brink, came back to life after a while, blaming the attackers.

"Do you know how many people in the universe, in different worlds, have been looking for you in these three months? Do you know how much money you lost to find you?" Meng Li, whose temperament seems to be a little different, refutes it with data.

"At the same time, do you know how lost my sister was during this time? She only had one congregation, usually at least once a week, even for those delinquent teenagers. Lan Yun's words made the sweat on Lan Tian's head more and more.

"Do you know that my brother's food has the smell of melancholy, and you are deeply guilty!" Blue Moon's criticism made Lan Tian's whole person sit down.

"I'm sorry, I won't next time, let the villain go!" The blue sky begs to be spared.

"When we return, be prepared to accept our wrath, but don't run away! I wonder how you remember that?" Lan Tian's expression turned pale all of a sudden, because he didn't think that he couldn't die, which really caused their anger...

"It's... Is it? It seems to have been said and it seems to have not been said..."Blue Sky's eyes were very distant.

"Those... Night dew is bitter!" Blue Moon stared at the blue sky fiercely with a standard bad girl expression...