54 Being pitted is everyday
After Lan Tian returned home and rested for a day, he received a message from the Time and Space Police Bureau on the computer, and the next day he went directly to Mengli's company and arrived at the venue on time.
"By the way, Lan Tian, you have been away from the earth for a few months, there are some things I want to tell you first, first of all, your pot." As soon as Lan Tian came in and sat down, the pervert made the gesture of a certain commander and said solemnly.
"Pot? Did I do anything?" Lan Tian asked puzzled.
"When you destroyed that strange magic array, didn't a huge beam of magic power shoot into the sky? Those energies are all over the world, and now, there are a lot of strange guys in this world, those superpowers, magicians, and everything is mass-produced... Even monsters and ghosts and the like popped up. Monli sighed, as if to reproach Lan Tian.
"Is it really okay for you to change your worldview?" Lan Tian said calmly.
"It's you who have changed your worldview, anyway, the earth and some planets that only believe in science are crazy, and now the headquarters has sent people, but we can't meddle in the internal affairs of the world at will, so there is one thing that needs your help..."
"I refuse!" Lan Tian refused this time without even listening.
"Don't! If you don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell will contribute your life to the world!"
"I saved the world once, why don't I have to take a break for a year or two, don't overwork underage children!"
"Double the salary!" The perverted speech skips straight to the last page.
"It seems that you have forgotten, how many times have you and Mengli cheated me, the more the salary rises, the more that thing represents, the more it has doubled, it seems that you want to pit me to death." Lan Tian started to see through, and the flash of his eyes glared at the two of them, and the two of them immediately turned their heads away.
"But I accept it." Lan Tian suddenly accepted, causing the two to look at him with wary eyes.
But Lan Tian ignored the eyes of the two, but instead walked to the window with a sad feeling, looked at the scenery outside, and couldn't help but leave tears: "Before I left, I handed over the account books and everything to them, and now they want me to buy a bunch of things as compensation, and I have no way to return (save) (deposit)!" Even if you want to put me in a pit, I will have to be pitted. ”
Pervert and Mengli saw his appearance, there was one thing they didn't know whether to say or not, and in the end, thinking that this matter would definitely be known to him, it was better to make up for him now...
"Blue sky, one more thing... You're famous, and you're out of the world..."The pervert said suddenly with some embarrassment.
"What do you mean?" Blue Sky, who was comprehending sadness, suddenly heard the perverted words, and the uneasiness in his heart spread everywhere, and the moment he heard his words, his brain couldn't turn.
"Hmm... It's up to you to disappear there and start to say, because of your request for help, the Space-Time Police Department sent an evacuation ship over, unfortunately, this was not only seen by the public, but also caused all kinds of problems, in short, no matter what the news on the Internet, there was a lot of trouble, so they did a deal with it... Distract from something with a hero, so... Hey, hey!" The pervert pretended to be cute at the end, but unfortunately the blue sky was powerless, and he bent forward in the frustrated body.
"Pervert, if you want to die, you can say it directly, why do you have to pit me more?" The blue sky's killing intent fluctuated, stabbing fiercely on the pervert's body, making his hair stand on end.
"Blue sky, calm down first! On the other hand, wouldn't it be nice to be famous?" The pervert persuaded Blue Sky.
"Perverted! I have no guilt for burying you!" However, Lan Tian didn't intend to let him go at all, and rushed up to beat him.
"Ahem... Anyway, you accepted the task, and now I'll tell you what you're going to do, it's not that there are a lot more capable people on the earth before, and the number and strength of the relative criminals have also increased, so the security of the earth is very poor, so it was initiated by the Mengli Group, and the people volunteered to participate... A crime-fighting organization was born..."Mengli's face was visibly proud.
"You want me to join them in fighting crime? Didn't you say that the Space-Time Police Department could only meddle in world-class events? And explain it clearly in three sentences. Lan Tian asked puzzled.
"You became a hero of the human race, and the fight against criminals was like some heroic drama, and you were pushed out to become the first generation president (mainly pushed by me)." After Meng Li finished speaking, Lan Tian immediately wanted to escape, but Meng Li and the pervert had already surrounded him.
"You really want to pit me to death, but I saved the world, are you worthy of me like this?" Blue Sky keeps retreating, but this is a fifty-story building, Blue Sky is used to immortality, and is about to jump...
"Don't worry, just be a teacher, just teach those rookies how to fight, and a positive outlook on life, anyway, an order has been issued from above, and the two of us are responsible for cleaning up the mess, so everyone except you has also been dragged into the water." The pervert showed his ugly face.
"Speaking of which, Monli, what does your temperament seem to be different? Are you in love with a pervert?" Obvious diversion of the subject plus distraction.
"Did you say that the old lady was his sister? It looks like I haven't hit you in a while, you kid has itchy skin! OulaOulaOula!!" Lan Tian didn't expect that Meng Li would suddenly go away and say that she would have amnesia! Pervert, you count me! But it's still the original recipe, the original taste...
The pervert is carefully hiding on the side, I don't know why, every time I talk about a topic like lovers, if it is like the two of them, Meng Li will run away like the first plane, you see the women's cosmodic blue sky over there, all of them are mosaic, and there are blood stains everywhere.
After going crazy for a while, Meng Li suddenly fell silent for three seconds, "What was I just doing?" What are these mosaics? I can't see it clearly, hey, pervert, find someone to clean it up, and the blue sky will come over later, that guy is so slow, how can he teach him a good lesson when he comes?"
No, no, no, it's too pitiful for you to teach him a lesson, although Lan Tian seems to have said that he has changed immortal, I hope this is true, otherwise this mosaic can't be cleaned up at all...
After waiting for ten minutes, the pervert kept observing the mosaic on the ground, he who was originally broken up, slowly gathered together, and then re-became a person, while Meng Li waited impatiently, and directly handed over everything to the pervert to do, and ran to play.
Lan Tian was lying on the ground, staring at the pervert with dead eyes, which made him very scared, and immediately said something to ease the atmosphere, "That, by the way, you shouldn't have seen the eternal night when you go home, she went to look for you everywhere, but I sent her a message, and she will probably return to Earth tomorrow, but the date you became a teacher is a week later, so you can rest well this week..."