It is said that petite girls are sticky and cute, and I used to think so, until Yang Xiaoru rounded my mouth and stunned me, and then hugged my waist and threw me on the ground, I changed my mind.

When I looked up, Yang Xiaoru was desperately wiping her mouth with the back of her hand with red circles under her eyes, scolding while wiping: Boy, you are dead! Originally, I wanted you to live a few more days, but my mother changed her mind, and today I will beat you out of to avenge my dad!

After she finished speaking, she rolled up her arms and sleeves, and I was also frightened, so I quickly explained: Xiaoru, don't be angry, I, I'm thanking you! Didn't you watch the movie where foreigners express their gratitude and kiss each other?

Bah! Can the old lady use your gratitude?

Yang Xiaoru glared angrily, and said: Let me tell you, if it weren't for my second uncle who had to let me save you, I wouldn't have bothered to care about you! Do you know why I came to your store? Any idea why I was in that ghost car? It was all arranged by my second uncle, deliberately to save you!

When I heard it, ouch, I couldn't tell that goatee was still an old fairy with an unknown prophet

The more Yang Xiaoru spoke, the more angry she became, kicked me in the stomach hard, and said: You stinky rascal! Today, my mother doesn't care about anything, even if my second uncle comes in person, it won't work! He dared to stop me and beat him together!

Hehe, I was beaten when I first came?

Before she could do it again, the fairy wind and bone goat Hu Yang Lao Dao had already walked in from the door with a smile, Yang Xiaoru wilted suddenly, quickly withdrew her hand, lowered her head and said: Second, second uncle, I'm joking.

Well, don't make a fuss, it's important to get down to business.

Yang Laodao dragged me up, and said with a smile to Yang Xiaoru: Xiaoru, what's the matter with you calling me over in a hurry?

Second uncle, look at this.

Yang Xiaoru said and handed over the broken jade plate in his hand, Yang Laodao took it and looked at it, and the expression on his face immediately froze.

Xiaoru, this is something from the Witch Ghost Sect, why is it on you?

Second uncle, this is left by Li Shuhai.

Xiaoru replied: According to him, when Maggie Hu just turned into a ghost, he met a person, who not only gave him this jade plate, but also cast a spell on his tattoo, causing Maggie Hu to not be able to get close, so he killed some other accomplices, but Li Shuhai didn't know who that person was, I only remembered that it was a young man in his twenties, I looked at him upset, and there was no need for him, so I asked him to get out of here this morning to treat his injuries

After Yang Xiaoru finished speaking, he asked: Second uncle, what is the Witch Ghost Sect? Why have I never heard you say that?

It's normal that you haven't heard of it, this is a tantric sect during the Han Dynasty, according to legend, it was entrenched in the Bashu area to do evil, and then Zhang Tianshi brought the Yellow Emperor Jiuding Danjing, led more than 1,000 disciples to the east, and held the Laojun sword seal charm to destroy the ghost sect, and then the secret art of the witch ghost sect was lost.

Yang Laodao put together the broken jade card, pointed to the four words engraved on it and said: It is said that witches and ghosts teach people to use gold and jade magic weapons, this jade plate is one of them, engraved with the four characters of the Bajun Lich, called the witch and ghost evil charm, this thing is the first time I have seen it

Speaking of this, Yang Laodao suddenly frowned, and asked Yang Xiaoru again: Xiaoru, where is the monkey?

The monkey and the third child who opened the shop were locked up in the dormitory next door by me, and the two of them didn't know what was wrong, so they would giggle and walk around like dementia

Take me to see it!

Yang Laodao hurriedly walked out when he heard this, Xiao Ru and I also followed, and then Xiao Ru took us to the door of the dormitory next door, opened the door and looked, it was really the same as she said, and I saw Brother Monkey and the third brother smirking back and forth in the dormitory, and we walked in without even looking at it

Yang Laodao stepped forward and grabbed Brother Monkey, first looked at the red dot on his complexion and eyebrows, and then began to pick up his clothes.

Peeling off Brother Monkey's shirt and looking at his back, Brother Monkey's back was painted with a pair of red strange talismans, and Yang Laodao's face was even more ugly

Second uncle, what happened to the monkey? Yang Xiaoru leaned over and asked.

It's still coming, and you can't hide from it.

Yang Laodao sighed, turned around and said to me: Boy, are you still a child?

Master, when I was seventeen, it was a spring of revival of all things

Stop, I see.

Yang Laodao interrupted my words, and sighed secretly and said: The two of them have been hit by someone's soul lock spell, and two of the three souls have been lost

When I heard that the matter was so serious, Xiaoru and I both panicked.

But at this moment, there was a sound of running from the corridor, and we looked back to see that the doorman on duty at the door had rushed in, and said nervously: Several, bad, bad! The school gate is blocked!

Blocked? What's going on? I hurriedly asked.

The old man of the doorman pointed at me, and said breathlessly: "Big brother, it was Brother Hai who brought someone over and said that he wanted to kill you."

Li Shuhai? Lao Tzu saved his life in the early morning, what is this kid going to do?

Since I learned what happened to Maggie Hu, I was angry when I mentioned this kid, and as soon as I heard that he was coming, I turned around and rushed out without saying a word, and Yang Xiaoru also followed.

The two of us walked to the school gate one after the other to take a look, it was true, there were almost 30 people blocked at the door, and Li Shuhai was wrapped in gauze and sat in the wheelchair in the middle, carrying a machete in his hand.

As soon as he saw me coming out, Li Shuhai immediately raised his machete and pointed it at me, shouting: "Pony, I'm here to settle accounts with you!"

Brother Hai, thanks to us in the early morning, you escaped, what's the matter, En will take revenge?

Li Shuhai sneered, and said: No, no, no, brother, you are wrong! We have always had clear grievances in the Dao'er, you saved me in the early morning, I am grateful to you for a lifetime, but if you hadn't robbed me from the movie theater in full view, I wouldn't be like this now, if I don't clean you up, how can you let Brother Hai and me gain a foothold in society in the future?

I laughed when he said that.

Hehe, that's because of this? Okay, it's okay if you want to clean me up, but Brother Hai, you came at the right time, and you have to do me a favor before you clean me up

Why?

It's just that the third brother's life and death are unknown now!

I replied: You also saw what the third brother was like in the early morning, the three souls lost the second, and the master just came and said, if you don't hurry up to find the boy to urinate to save him, he will die before noon, I will ask you a word, are you two brothers? If so, pick a few children from under your hand and go in and save them

Brother Hai pondered, and immediately threw away the knife in his hand and turned back to the thirty or so people and said: Quick, who is still a chick! The third is my brother, save him first and then cut people!

The mixed society is different, the righteous word comes first, Brother Hai shouted, and more than a dozen people in the crowd behind him raised their hands, indicating that they were still very pure.

As soon as I saw it, I hurriedly said to the doorman who chased him out: Uncle, where is the tap water in your school, lead them over to drink to death, and quickly hold their urine

The doorman answered, and quickly brought more than a dozen people in, I turned around and said to Brother Hai: By the way, Brother Hai, the master said, the boy's urine is too pure and it doesn't work, you have to use the urine that is not a child's urine to achieve miraculous results, and I have to trouble you

The third is my brother, no problem!

After Hai Ge finished speaking, he waved to a dozen or so other people behind him, shouting: Don't rub in! Fast! Follow up and drink water! Fast!

When Brother Hai mobilized his subordinates, Yang Xiaoru stared at me with a confused face and asked: "You have short legs, what the hell are you thinking?"

You don't care, close your mouth and watch, and you can do whatever I tell you to do in a while

I imitated the tone of her command in the early morning.

Soon, more than 30 people under Brother Hai's hands rushed to enter the school, and it is estimated that this group of little brothers were also dumbfounded.

But when they went in, I shouted from behind: Brothers! Race against time! Drink hard! By the way, don't delay at all, take off your pants first, so as not to pee later!

The thirty-odd people looked at me with a strong face, but they were all quite obedient, and they took off their pants with all their hands and feet, Yang Xiaoru was so frightened that she quickly covered her eyes, it is estimated that this kind of scene of a hundred birds and a phoenix is definitely the first time she has seen it.

After the thirty or so people went to the water room with the doorman, I lit a cigarette, walked to Brother Hai's wheelchair with my arms, and raised my hand to pat him on the back of the head.

You're going to cut me, aren't you? You're going to cut me, aren't you?

Brother Hai made me a little stunned, so I quickly shouted to stop and said to me: Brother, what do you mean? Aren't we talking about saving people?

Yes, aren't all the people under your command saving people?

I smiled wickedly and said: I am a person who has always had clear grievances, you let a group of brothers under my hands help me, I am grateful to you for a lifetime, but you hurt Maggie Hu so badly, if you don't clean you up, how can you let me gain a foothold in society in the future?

Good boy, you yin me! I'll hack you to death!

Brother Hai was so angry that his eyes were red, and he reached out to reach the machete he had just thrown on the side of the wheelchair, but he was wrapped in gauze all over his body, and it hurt when he moved, and he couldn't reach it alive or dead.

Can't reach it, right? Come, brother, I'll help you!

I kicked his wheelchair over with one kick and beckoned to Yang Xiaoru: Xiaoru, cut him!

Because of Maggie Hu's matter, Xiao Ru has long held back her hatred for this kid, and when she heard my order, she rushed over and kicked Brother Hai in the stomach, and I kicked him too, crackling and kicking his gauze to the point that it was all big footprints

The two of us were having a good time, when I heard someone on the other side of the road shouting to me: Xiao Chase, I can find you!

When I looked back, it was Xiao Chen, who was sweating profusely, running over with a large ball of pants

Damn it! Those little thugs were so patient that they chased me bare-ass for the night, and I just got rid of them