As soon as I looked, Xiao Chen came just in time.

As soon as he ran next to me, I pointed to the school gate, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Xiao Chen, did you see those pants thrown on the ground?" Pick them all up and keep running

Xiao Chai, if you hate me, wouldn't it be better to kill me directly? Xiao Chen rolled his eyes and said.

Don't ink, you can do whatever I tell you to do, all this we are doing now is for the third brother.

Yes, I'll believe you again.

After Xiao Chen finished speaking, he rushed into the school breathlessly and began to pick up his pants, when he picked up the pants, Yang Xiaoru and I continued to kick Brother Hai, Yang Xiaoru didn't understand the hatred, and took off his shoes and slapped him in the face, and finally saw that the fight was almost over, and it was enjoyable, so we helped him into a wheelchair again, but at this time, Brother Hai had already made us both so hard that we couldn't even struggle and beg for mercy.

I happened to pass the truck at the entrance of the school, so I found a rope from the guard room, tied one end to Brother Hai's wheelchair, and the other end took advantage of the driver's slow drive to secretly tie it to the chassis of the truck, and Brother Hai collapsed in the wheelchair and followed the truck driver

Brother Hai, have a good trip! Remember to write letters!

After sending Brother Hai away, Xiao Chen also picked up more than 30 pairs of pants, hugged them in his arms, and ran over to ask me, Xiao Chase, finished picking up, what should I do now?

Just like last time, run along the road, and when no one is chasing you, you will take your pants home, and it will be regarded as compensation for the closure of your business given by the third brother

Chase me? Who's still chasing me? Xiao Chen asked with a blank expression.

Don't worry, wait for me here.

After I finished speaking, I entered the school with a cigarette in my mouth, stood at the school gate and roared in the direction of the water room: Oh no! A kid stole all your pants!

Good guy, when I didn't shout, I saw more than 30 people holding their crotches and scolding the street while rushing out of the water room, Xiao Chen was directly dumbfounded when he saw it, and he was so frightened that he ran away.

As soon as he ran with his pants, the thirty or so people behind him began to chase, Xiao Chen was so frightened that he cried while running, and he looked like a train when he was far away

After getting them, I went in and asked the doorman: Uncle, to what extent has the boy's urine been collected?

The doorman pinched his nose and pointed to the two plastic buckets at the door of the water room and said: It's all urine, the bucket on the left is filled with children's urine, and the bucket on the right is filled with non-children's urine.

Okay, thank you.

I picked up the bucket on the left and walked to the dormitory building, pointed to the bucket on the right and said, "Uncle, you can get half of the bucket when we meet."

After I brought the bucket up to Yang Laodao, I saw Yang Laodao tear a piece of cloth from Brother Monkey's clothes, and began to wipe the back of Brother Monkey and Brother Monkey with the contents of the bucket with the cloth.

Then Yang Laodao pressed his hands on the backs and heads of the two of them a few times, and wiped the red spots on the eyebrows of the two people, and the two of them immediately collapsed to the ground as if they were exhausted.

After I helped the two of them to sit up, I heard the third brother ask: Brother, what is going on at night? How come I don't remember anything after going to the toilet?

When he recovered his spirits, I briefly told him about the matter, and after speaking, the third brother suddenly realized, patted me on the shoulder and said: Brother, you can, thanks to you, but brother, I'm not too ashamed, right? Anyway, I've even slapped ghosts with bricks, haha

The third brother smiled and I also smiled, and said: Third brother, if you want to say this, the most bullish person should be Lao Ding, he has never filmed ghosts, but he is ouchy

As soon as I was halfway through my words, Yang Xiaoru pinched my waist hard, and I quickly shut up.

Seeing that the two of them were almost recovered, Yang Laodao nodded with a smile and said: You two are back now, but the spirit is still flying outside, come back with me for a while, and I will help you recruit.

At this time, Yang Xiaoru asked beside him: Second uncle, who is the one who is making the stumbling block? He helped Li Shuhai once, if it was to help him survive the catastrophe, it would be reasonable; But he actually calculated the monkey and the third child, and when I saw Maggie Hu in the early morning, I found that her resentment was obviously much stronger than usual, and it was probably the man's hands and feet, why did he do it?

Yang Xiaoru was silent for a moment, and then said: Moreover, this soul-locking spell in the monkey and the third child, I seem to have seen it in your book, it should obviously be the charm of our Daomen, but that person still has a long-lost witch and ghost magic weapon, why is this?

Yang Laodao smiled and said: Xiaoru, do you remember that I told you before that there was a life and death catastrophe in your life?

I remember. Xiaoru nodded and said: At that time, you told me that there is a life and death catastrophe in my life, and then the enmity and enmity will be reversed and life and death will be reversed, if it can't be resolved, not only will I die, but everyone around me will also be implicated

Just remember, now I tell you, your calamity is closely related to two people, and the person who wants to kill you this time is one of them, since he has already come, so counting, one and a half of the two people have already appeared

One and a half? And what about half of it? Yang Xiaoru asked.

You don't have to worry about that, you're going to do something else now.

After Yang Laodao finished speaking, he smiled and said to me: Boy, the time has come, it's time for you to go home.

Go home? What am I going to do when I get home? I asked.

At this time, the third brother persuaded me next to me: Xiaoma, what the master said is right, you really have to go home and hide for a while, you beat Brother Hai today, do you think he can let you go? That's right, you got a truck to pull him away today, but he will still come back, and when the time comes, I won't be able to stop you

As soon as I thought about it, I asked Yang Laodao again: Master, could it be that this is also the catastrophe of my life?

Hehe, don't ask too much yet.

Yang Laodao said with a smile: You did something when you were six years old and had a grudge, and now the other party is waiting for you at your house.

When I was six years old

After listening to him, I thought for a while, nodded and said: I remember when I was six years old, when I climbed a tree and picked apricots, I saw the village chief squatting in the thatched pit to relieve my hands

Haha, you don't have to guess what's going on, you'll understand when you get home.

After Yang Laodao finished speaking, he pointed at Yang Xiaoru again, and then said: Xiaoru, you have to go back with him, this matter can't be done without you.

I? Why?

Yang Xiaoru's face turned red again: Second uncle, I've only known him for a few days, and you let me go home with him? This, where is this going to work?

I laughed next to me: It's okay, the ugly daughter-in-law always has to see her in-laws, my mother will definitely like you when she sees you.

Yang Xiaoru glared at me, raised his hand and was about to fight, then Yang Laodao waved his hand and said: Okay, you two are ready to prepare and set off, boy, there is one more thing you have to remember, tonight when you were six years old, the person who made an enmity with you will go to you, and no matter what he says when you see him, you just say a word

What words?

Niu X, you bite me? This sentence.

After Yang Laodao finished speaking, he helped Brother Monkey and the third brother to go out, and Yang Xiaoru and I also went out.

When I arrived outside the dormitory building, Yang Laodao got into the van with Brother Monkey and Brother Monkey, and the third brother didn't let Yang Xiaoru and the two of us go up, but only said that I should go back to the place where I live to pack up my things, and I must be home before dark today.

This old thing likes to play tricks when he has nothing to do, so I didn't expect him to tell me anything more, so I took Yang Xiaoru back to the place where I lived according to his words.

Of course, Yang Xiaoru pouted reluctantly all the way, probably pressed the brim of her hat very low, and lowered her head and ignored me.

When I arrived at the dormitory I rented, I was packing up my things after entering, Yang Xiaoru sat on the bed and suddenly sighed, as soon as I turned around, I heard her ask: Then, what, I'll go home with you, how do you tell your mother?

Then how can I say it, the future daughter-in-law will come to the door for the first time. I say it categorically.

After speaking, I saw that Yang Xiaoru's face was red again, she lowered her head and played with her fingers, and muttered: Then, that can only be said like this, but, but I have never done this kind of thing, one, the average future daughter-in-law meets her parents for the first time, what are they doing?

Yang Xiaoru stopped me by asking this, because I was also a big girl who went to the sedan chair once.

After thinking for a while, I clapped my hands and said: I know, you wait, I'll write it down for you.

After speaking, I took a pen and wrote a poem for her on paper, Yang Xiaoru took it and looked at it, her face turned even redder, I wrote:

The black light blindly entered Luo Wei, blowing the lamp with a shy smile, and the golden needle pierced the peach blossom stamen, not daring to frown loudly.

I thought I was just teasing her, but I beat her up again for a joke, but the awkward atmosphere that had been around for a while was finally lifted.

I probably didn't sleep all night last night and was tired, I cleaned up my things, Yang Xiaoru, who was sitting at the head of my bed and playing with her fingers, fell asleep in a flicker, I took a closer look, not to mention, this little girl is very noisy when she is awake, but she looks really cute when she falls asleep, just like a well-behaved and clever doll.

Of course I couldn't do that kind of thing to take advantage of her, so I didn't bother her, so I continued to pack my things, and after cleaning up, I went out and bought some food and waited for her to wake up.

About two o'clock in the afternoon, Yang Xiaoru stretched her waist and got up from the bed, and when she saw that I had prepared a table of food and a bunch of lollipops waiting for her with a smile, Yang Xiaoru laughed.

It was already three o'clock after we finished eating, so we took our luggage and went to the bus station.

My home is from the city, but the location is relatively remote, after getting off the bus, it is rented out, and when I toss to the house, it is dark.

I called home before leaving in the afternoon, so my parents knew that I was going to take my girlfriend back, so they had already followed at the door, and when they saw the shadows of the two of us at the corner of the street, my mother hurriedly greeted them, looking at Yang Xiaoru and smiling so much that she couldn't close her mouth

Mom, I'm back.

I smiled and nodded at my mother, Yang Xiaoru was probably nervous, and quickly smiled at my mother as soon as she heard me: Mom, I'm back too